Hikari's Hotspring Hideaway

[Vail_Indigo]

Booze and wenches happened!
Which, I might add, is the best kind of happenings!
pauses

blinks twice



There might not have been wenches.

 

[PenIsMightier1]

staggering...a bottle of...something...in her left hand. One shoe missing causes her to limp as much as stagger

walks over and kneels down, taking off the remaining shoe

There we can't have you twisting something, and what are you drinking?

 

[Vail_Indigo]

Wait...are we not playing Steampunk Skybattle anymore?

 

[PenIsMightier1]

It's hard to shoot people out of the sky while drunk and wearing one shoe, trust me

 

[Hikari]

Wait...are we not playing Steampunk Skybattle anymore?

I dunno...where's the rest of the crew?

 

[Vail_Indigo]

stumble-fall

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Wench can't you hold your liquor, or is the ground just too uneven?

 

[Vail_Indigo]

wheeeeeeeeeee!!

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Hmmm slides and alcohol

 

[Hikari]

wheeeeeeeeeee!!

I think Captain Vail needs a nap....

 

[SteampunkGirl]

Booze and schmexy airship captains go together like spaghetti and meatballs.

Trust me, its in the constitution.

 

[fuckmeat]

I miss all the fun around here.

poutstomp

 

[Vail_Indigo]

Navigation!

Navigation!!

 

[Hikari]

How can we fly the ship with a Drunken Vail?

 

[SoulWeaver]

How can we fly the ship with a Drunken Vail?

If we all drink no one will notice ........

 

[SteampunkGirl]

*Fixes the boiler with some bubblegum.* Where's my wenches! I want wenches... *passes out.*

*snores obnoxiously*

 

[SoulWeaver]

Tries ineptly to adjust a wench to fit, then realising thats a job for the engineer, he spies a bit of well chewed gum resting on some shiny brass do-hicky thingy. Peels it off, pops it in his mouth and disappears down the accessway to the lower decks ......

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[Hikari]

Tries ineptly to adjust a wench to fit, then realising thats a job for the engineer, he spies a bit of well chewed gum resting on some shiny brass do-hicky thingy. Peels it off, pops it in his mouth and disappears down the accessway to the lower decks ......

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*Watches him walk below deck, and follows unnoticed.*

 

[Hikari]

Sneaks up behind SW and tickles vigorously.

 

[SoulWeaver]

Sneaks up behind SW and tickles vigorously.

Spits out the gum which promptly hits a rather large red emergency button marked "Do Not Press" and which immediately starts rotating, flashing and emitting an ear shattering din.
"Warning .... Warning .... Emergency sewerage tanks will blow in ....."
Grabbing her hand they race off into the darkness to find somewhere to lay low until the commotion dies down ....



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[Hikari]

*They run down the hallways amidst the sirens and the screaming. *

SW why do we have an emergency sewage tank explosion button?

 

[SteampunkGirl]

So the poop deck swabber has a job.

Its purpose is purely economic.

 

[Hikari]

So the poop deck swabber has a job.

Its purpose is purely economic.

Yeah, but messy..

 

[SoulWeaver]

*They run down the hallways amidst the sirens and the screaming. *

SW why do we have an emergency sewage tank explosion button?

Until it went off I thought it was quite a reasonable addition to the decor

Anyway, I'm more worried about the leaking boiler ........


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[SteampunkGirl]

*Awakens with a wicked hangover, And rushes to weld a patch on the rickety old piece of shit, cursing the captain and her cheap eye for equipment....*