Ho-Ho-Ho! The Naughty X-mas Pic and Meme Thread

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[Luv2bnaked4u]

Mom photo-bombs the Christmas tree. Again!

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This is Mary Clare From Terra Cotta Inn.
Take a close look at the ornaments

 

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Self-explanatory.

 

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An actual item for sale on Etsy.

 

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[Kitty_so_frisky]

@Mo_Bandy You swore you weren't recording us last night!

 

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"Honey, you said my dick wasn't big enough for you, so Merry Christmas!"

 

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Umm, honey, that's not a reindeer...

 

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From an old X-mas thread:

Santa Baby - Marilyn Monroe

Buh-bum.. buh-bum...
Santa baby, just slip a sable under the tree, for me
Been an awful good girl
Santa baby so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, a '54 convertible too, light blue,
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed,
Think of all the fellows that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be just as good
If you check off my christmas list

Santa baby, I want a yacht and really thats not a lot
Been an angel all year
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa honey, one little thing I really need, the deed
To a platinum mine,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex and cheques,
Sign your x on the line
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my chirstmas tree,
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you,
Let's see if you believe in me

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring,
I don't mean on the phone,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry, tonight.

 

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Thank you, Wolf! Not everyone will appreciate that post, but I love it! Having her next to my tree would be the best Christmas ever.

Edit: just made that pic my home screen wallpaper. Definitely gets me in the holiday spirit!

 

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For something a bit naughtier than what we're able to post on this thread, here's a hardcore spin on A Christmas Carol.

https://www.xvideos.com/video9979882/old_christmas_fairytale

 

[Daddoo]

For something a bit naughtier than what we're able to post on this thread, here's a hardcore spin on A Christmas Carol.

https://www.xvideos.com/video9979882/old_christmas_fairytale

Exactly what I ask for Christmas every year.

 

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Exactly what I ask for Christmas every year.

And yet, you still keep getting coal...

 

[Daddoo]

And yet, you still keep getting coal...

I know, you would think that just once Santa would deliver me.

 

[Daddoo]

I wasn’t asking for the girl I want to be the girl.

 

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I wasn’t asking for the girl I want to be the girl.

I think you'd have to go up to Santa's workshop for that to happen. But I've heard his elves can work miracles.

 

[Daddoo]

I wonder what I need to do to be on the nice list.

 

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... be nice?