Ho-Ho-Ho! The Naughty X-mas Pic and Meme Thread

[Kitty_so_frisky]

... be nice?

That's too much to ask

 

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One of the funniest things I've ever heard, Christmas or not. Nearly peed myself the first time I heard it.

 

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A funny parody on the 12 Days of Christmas song by Bob and Doug McKenzie from SCTV.

 

[Mr_PT]

Santa having his cookie and milk.

 

[Mr_PT]

I like the presents

 

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I like the presents

Much better than socks, right?

 

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Borrowed from another thread.

 

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She's NOT getting coal in her stocking!

 

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For the ladies, and some of us guys...

 

[Anastasia1999]

For the ladies, and some of us guys...

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What happened his…..? oh never mind

 

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My balls are jingling now!

 

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What happened his…..? oh never mind

Apparently it's called a cage. And I'm betting some of the guys on here are hoping to get one in their stocking this year...

 

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Looks like she just got her gift!

 

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Bad Santa!

 

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Santa POV.

 

[Soccerfanpen21]

Several of these made me spit out my coffee as I scrolled thru this thread.

 

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Several of these made me spit out my coffee as I scrolled thru this thread.

Glad to hear it! Merry Christmas!

 

[Soccerfanpen21]

Merry Christmas to you too.

Glad to hear it! Merry Christmas!

So few like to hear of someone spitting anything.

 

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Merry Christmas to you too.

So few like to hear of someone spitting anything.

Yeah, that joke was sitting right there. I decided to be nice instead of naughty.

 

[Soccerfanpen21]

Yeah, that joke was sitting right there. I decided to be nice instead of naughty.

Tis the season to be naughty or nice, nice can get you some gifts, naughty gets you more.

 

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Old message from another thread. But apropos here.

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, Happy Kwanza, Festive Festivus, Happy Solstice, or whatever winter holiday you celebrate - May you have a good one.

*Poof! Santa's back at the North Pole!*

 

[screwher]

My balls are jingling now!

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Dear Santa, for all your hard work every year, my wife and I decided to leave you a present. Enjoy!

 

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From Amateur Pic Feedback. Thanks to @Texsuns.

 

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Another gift from the terrific @Texsuns!


Frankincense and myrrh? Screw that. I just want those tits!

 

[Crownvic]

Dear Santa, for all your hard work every year, my wife and I decided to leave you a present. Enjoy!

Better than milk and cookies...Yum...