Hotel Masturbation

[Bisexguy70]

Most of us can't travel right now, but pre-COVID, I traveled quite a bit with my job. No matter how often I travel, there's something about being all alone in a hotel room. I just can't help myself. I'm usually masturbating within minutes of settling into the room. I masturbate more often when I'm in a hotel room than at any other time.

Anyone else have this urge to masturbate in hotel rooms? If you do, clean up after yourself! But tell the stories here.

Ive done the same thing. Im usually completely naked and i start taking my time exploring all of my body. Years ago id break out my porn mags and dvds. Several years ago on a whim i bought some lingerie. I got alone in the room. I slowly put my stockings on. Pulled on a pair of panties. I had a garter belt and corset. I started teasing my nipples. Caressing my inner thighs. I have a smooth body and i love touching my tender areas. I started exploring my ass. Teasing my sphincter. I tried to go as long as possible without direct stimulation of my hard cock. i teased myself relentlessly I slowly ran my fingers up and down the underside of my shaft and pretended i was a hot chic and some guy was exploring my body. I finally couldnt take the agony and exploded all over myself. This was my first time tasting myself. Ive done this many times and masturbate until i cant even cum. All my inhibitions are gone and i always try new methods to please myself. I agree there is something so hot about masturbating in a hotel room. I lve left so much cum on the floor, the walls, the bed sheets. Its incredible!!!

 

[HornyHal]

I like it when the walls are thin and I can hear a couple next door or even above me. However, that means they can probably hear me too, so I try to be quiet.
ES

To be honest I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone through the walls having sex or pleasuring themselves . I would imagine it would be wildly erotic and exciting.
Also for that matter I take that opportunity to have the volume up on the porn to enjoy it and might let out a loud moan or grunt when I blow my load. Who knows, you might inspire your neighbor to do the same.

 

[Sassyunicorn]

To be honest I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone through the walls having sex or pleasuring themselves . I would imagine it would be wildly erotic and exciting.
Also for that matter I take that opportunity to have the volume up on the porn to enjoy it and might let out a loud moan or grunt when I blow my load. Who knows, you might inspire your neighbor to do the same.

I normally wear my headphones while watching porn in the hotel. In my mind, no one wants to listen to a middle aged man play with himself. But who knows!? Maybe if the neighbors heard me it would inspire them to join! I was caught by housekeeping once. She was NOT interested in helping me out as evidenced by her expedient exit from my room as soon as she saw me.

I have heard people having sex in hotels. I love it every time I've been lucky enough to have that happen. I'm not sure I've heard anyone pleasuring themselves. In every case, I clearly heard sex sounds.

 

[vbright55]

While I masturbate at home all the time, hotel self pleasuring is special. Earlier when I used to travel and stay in hotel used to masturbate fantasising as internet was not available.
Once was part of Government delegation to negotiate with another country. Reached in late evening and had a nice self pleasure in the night. Next morning we were to meet with Team leader in his suite to have group discussion prior to negotiations. Was informed by him that he suspected the room was possibly bugged and wanted to discuss in the restaurent. Was aittle worried if my masturbation was recorded and could cause embarrassment. Lol

 

[Sassyunicorn]

While I masturbate at home all the time, hotel self pleasuring is special. Earlier when I used to travel and stay in hotel used to masturbate fantasising as internet was not available.
Once was part of Government delegation to negotiate with another country. Reached in late evening and had a nice self pleasure in the night. Next morning we were to meet with Team leader in his suite to have group discussion prior to negotiations. Was informed by him that he suspected the room was possibly bugged and wanted to discuss in the restaurent. Was aittle worried if my masturbation was recorded and could cause embarrassment. Lol

The shitty thing is, you are right. It would cause a national embarrassment and you'd be raked over the coals for it. Which is stupid! Masturbation is normal and enjoyed by EVERYONE, even the tyrannical puritans that pretend they never do it while ridiculing others for it. In reality, if a recording comes up with any government delegate masturbating in the privacy of their hotel room, it should be discarded just like the recording of them eating breakfast. It's not a cause of embarrassment!

Rant over, for now.

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Hello fellow Road Warriors! Love this thread! My bonafides, over the last 20-25 yrs averaged 180 days in hotels a year (I’m down to around 140 nowadays) and I’ve probably experienced just about everything posted! Can’t really add to the feeling of freedom and stripping down. That‘s just a given I assumed!

When I started my current job in ‘00, the hotel TV’s in the rooms only had 13 channels in smaller markets and maybe 20-30 in major markets. Not much to watch. They did have pay per view porn though. Some smart guy at work figured out the grey cable box attached to the back of the tv’s could be rigged by pulling the telephone line and switching it to another port. You then had to have a universal remote purchased at Walmart that you could then put a code into and then boom, you could access any porn that anyone was watching on that code for free! This made for interesting stroke sessions as you’re at the mercy of your neighbors kinks (this opened up some new horizons for me) and some orgasm interruptions as your neighbor might pull the plug at any time!

Neighbors going at it was always cheap entertainment as has been posted. I don’t get this as often anymore (cant remember the last time) due to the fact that I’m upper tier on all the hotel points plans and so frequently get the upgraded rooms on the “quiet” floors for all us boring business types!

My most recent naked experience was in Cabo. Nice resort on the beach. A condo across the way. I was naked but had draped the robe over my shoulders but open in the front. Went out on the balcony having coffee and after some time noticed a couple in the condo on their balcony with a spotting scope on a tripod, aimed right at me! I wasn’t doing anything but lounging but it was soooo erotic and exciting to be the object of their interest.

 

[parrot454]

Most of us can't travel right now, but pre-COVID, I traveled quite a bit with my job. No matter how often I travel, there's something about being all alone in a hotel room. I just can't help myself. I'm usually masturbating within minutes of settling into the room. I masturbate more often when I'm in a hotel room than at any other time.

Anyone else have this urge to masturbate in hotel rooms? If you do, clean up after yourself! But tell the stories here.

I agree something about a hotel room makes you want to masterbate. And makes me want someone to help with it too. A seedy reundevue.

 

[frappingwilly]

Exactly lol

Especially with a ho

 

[Ttggmmm]

Most of us can't travel right now, but pre-COVID, I traveled quite a bit with my job. No matter how often I travel, there's something about being all alone in a hotel room. I just can't help myself. I'm usually masturbating within minutes of settling into the room. I masturbate more often when I'm in a hotel room than at any other time.

Anyone else have this urge to masturbate in hotel rooms? If you do, clean up after yourself! But tell the stories here.

I’m the same. I have the overwhelming urge to play when ever I’m in a hotel room.
The thought of others naked in the same bed, fucking, playing, cumming.
Mmm.

I’m going away for work next weekend. At least 2 separate hotels.

I can’t wait to undress and play till I Cum on the crisp white sheets!

 

[Ttggmmm]

To be honest I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone through the walls having sex or pleasuring themselves . I would imagine it would be wildly erotic and exciting.
Also for that matter I take that opportunity to have the volume up on the porn to enjoy it and might let out a loud moan or grunt when I blow my load. Who knows, you might inspire your neighbor to do the same.

We had thin walls on our holiday this summer.
My wife woke me up to tell me the neighbours were fucking.
Then proceeded to wank me, and guide my fingers to get dripping pussy.

We lay playing together getting increasingly turned on by their fucking right through the wall from us.
Once they both came, we showed them his thin the walls were, both of us got so horny knowing they could hear us.
This happened 3 or 4 more times!!!

 

[Dougos]

Finally got back to the hotel and it’s time to take care of some business.

 

[leftie]

I was about to post "Pants coming off in 3.. 2.. 1.." - but then housekeeping knocked on the door.

I have sent them on their way, so it's down to business.

 

[drkomacho__]

Yep, starting up a matter of moments of returning from dinner. Flip the lock and settle in.

 

[eroticspank]

We had thin walls on our holiday this summer.
My wife woke me up to tell me the neighbours were fucking.
Then proceeded to wank me, and guide my fingers to get dripping pussy.

We lay playing together getting increasingly turned on by their fucking right through the wall from us.
Once they both came, we showed them his thin the walls were, both of us got so horny knowing they could hear us.
This happened 3 or 4 more times!!!

That sounds like fun! I would have loved to have been in the room on the other side of you guys.
ES

 

[eroticspank]

I've traveling on business next week and something phallic will be packed in my bag for just that purpose. Unless I can find a real life stand in for it.

I bet you would have no trouble finding a "real-life stand in" BUT keep the phallic device, it may still be useful!!
ES

 

[sixfoot4]

I've traveling on business next week and something phallic will be packed in my bag for just that purpose. Unless I can find a real life stand in for it.

Try my e-phallus via PM. We can cum together as the phallic object earns its corn.

 

[stu_gats_2000]

have not travelled for almost 3 years and do not see any near future trips either... but is is nice to enjoy a night or 2 solo while watching some videos or talking to a friend

 

[gtnlynn]

There was a two year period when I was in Denver two weeks and home one week. I talked to my wife every night, and some of those calls were quite sexual. I think I masturbated almost every night after we talked. I missed her so much!

 

[specialblueseaman]

Man oh Man, Hotel masturbation is the best.
I pretty much have a non stop travel schedule and i have learned what my fav hotels are around the world. Three things are important when choosing a hotel- the view, the guest type and the staff. You must have room with a view of other rooms be it the hotel itself, Apt buildings , offices etc. After this you have to know who stays there, business people, flight crews, party crowds whatever and last but not least you must know the staffs fun level. The reason you need the view is it such a waste to pull the dong out and play with it without entertaining others, what incites a massive cum load more than knowing you are being watched/enjoyed when you have the rocket ready to fire off and you know there is some hot lady watching from a nearby window. Nothing better than a happy environment in the hotel!!
The second criteria is the guest type, travel business people need to have fun to!! what's better than entertaining a flight attendant that has not had a good piece of cock in a while. choose your crowds it makes it so much better!!.
Then the third is the hotel staff , ok classic story. I checked into the Amsterdam airport Hilton one afternoon, checked out the lobby and found a nice assortment of very attractive ladies . went up to my room and pulled my cock out and took it for a burn . I had full on Hard cock soon, there is a knock on my door and very attractive lady is standing at the door telling me she is bringing water to the rooms. now I am standing there nude with my cock in full hard throbbing mode, she looked down and simply said do you mind if I come in with the water. What fool would say no , right so i waved her in. I continued to stroke my cock at first subtly and then figured who cares , poured some olive oil on myself and started making my cock SUPER big and hard, the whole time she pretended to be arranging the bar area. I laid on the bed pointed my cock up and stroked one off with her watching. she thanked me and left , pretty sure she was happy with her job. view location, client type and staff the key to a proper masturbation in the hotel, don't deprive others of your happy travels!!
PS same hotel a few months later , many of the staff asked me if I wanted ANYTHING to not be shy. I asked for extra olive oil to be delivered, which they did!!

 

[Lady2020]

No. I am reminded though of hot hotel sex in 1979. I drove cross country, Texas to California, naively thinking I could rid myself of grief. Fortunately, the man I connected with was hot, and kind.

 

[Sassyunicorn]

I've traveling on business next week and something phallic will be packed in my bag for just that purpose. Unless I can find a real life stand in for it.

Hmmm, I know someone traveling for business next week. What's the odds we work together or you're going to the same event!

P.S. I'm not the one traveling. That was a joke and not meant to be a proposition. Have fun with your alone time, but I'm really hoping you don't have much alone time!

 

[Lolab987]

Most of us can't travel right now, but pre-COVID, I traveled quite a bit with my job. No matter how often I travel, there's something about being all alone in a hotel room. I just can't help myself. I'm usually masturbating within minutes of settling into the room. I masturbate more often when I'm in a hotel room than at any other time.

Anyone else have this urge to masturbate in hotel rooms? If you do, clean up after yourself! But tell the stories here.

Yes! It seems somehow even more self-indulgent. I usually bring a toy (or two) now if I travel alone. I also enjoy spreading out across a king size bed, legs spread wide open, the feel of the crisp, clean sheets. Not to mention if the shower has a powerful handheld shower head…
Since you asked for stories, one time I was in a hotel and there was the little counter with the coffee pot and it was right across from the closet, which had a floor length mirror on the outside. I moved the pot aside and hopped up on the counter, naked. I had my rabbit vibrator with me. I pulled my knees up, put my feet on the edge of the counter, opened my legs a little and watched in the mirror as I fucked my self with the vibrator.

 

[30bandits]

I've traveling on business next week and something phallic will be packed in my bag for just that purpose. Unless I can find a real life stand in for it.

where might your travels be taking you ?

 

[DrewM88]

I love to masturbate in hotel rooms. I used to travel to Cuba all the time and would masturbate multiple times a day in my hotel room, imagining bringing random females up to my room for hot anonymous vacation sex. Attractive moms that i would see with their families, single females.

 

[specialblueseaman]

I'll be near a body of water.

What a coincidence, I am always near water