Hotel Masturbation

[sixfoot4]

you go down to get something to eat in the bar looking around and there is like no one you would like to be with - so yeah in your room nude you wish you have packed a toy LOL but what would TSA think??

TSA 'Ah Madam, what is this electronic device the scanner found'
Molly in a loud voice. 'It's my vaginal sex vibrator. I press it on my clit and if lucky I cum. Sure beats limp dicks'
TSA 'Err umm Ok thank you Madam'.

 

[sixfoot4]

most TSA guys would want you to prove its not a weapon hahaha

Then offer a demo!

 

[specialblueseaman]

most TSA guys would want you to prove its not a weapon hahaha

Funny story with that, I had a crew that was always pranking each other. One rocket scientist thought it would be funny to buy a BBC dildo and hide it in one of the departing deckhands bag, the decky went through security and they searched his bag of course. The female TSA agent hauls out this 12" dong and starts waving it around for her supervisor to see and approve. The poor British deckhand was mortified, there was a another guy near them that walked over and told the deckhand if he wanted the real thing he could always help. This poor guy was traumatized for life, when the guy got back aboard the boat he told one of the stews the story and of course the world knew shortly after. This BBC dong went around the world multiple times being snuck into unsuspecting carry on bags, it evolved into vibrators, oral devices, cock pumps etc. I am pretty sure the crew became a huge supporter of the sex toy industry just trying to get back at each other and anyone new that came aboard.

 

[eroticspank]

Funny story with that, I had a crew that was always pranking each other. One rocket scientist thought it would be funny to buy a BBC dildo and hide it in one of the departing deckhands bag, the decky went through security and they searched his bag of course. The female TSA agent hauls out this 12" dong and starts waving it around for her supervisor to see and approve. The poor British deckhand was mortified, there was a another guy near them that walked over and told the deckhand if he wanted the real thing he could always help. This poor guy was traumatized for life, when the guy got back aboard the boat he told one of the stews the story and of course the world knew shortly after. This BBC dong went around the world multiple times being snuck into unsuspecting carry on bags, it evolved into vibrators, oral devices, cock pumps etc. I am pretty sure the crew became a huge supporter of the sex toy industry just trying to get back at each other and anyone new that came aboard.

Surprising story. I travel a lot and know several TSA people. They see that kind of thing all the time and rarely do they take the dildo out and wave it around. If you do have a vibrator in your bag sexual or not, I do suggest you take the batteries out while traveling.
ES

 

[specialblueseaman]

Surprising story. I travel a lot and know several TSA people. They see that kind of thing all the time and rarely do they take the dildo out and wave it around. If you do have a vibrator in your bag sexual or not, I do suggest you take the batteries out while traveling.
ES

why would I carry a vibrator

 

[anyone4greek]

In a hotel masturbating right now! Love the complete privacy and I get super horny too.

 

[Wildfly11]

I have been traveling a lot lately so there have been a lot of good sessions

 

[Bomerjacket]

Yes! It seems somehow even more self-indulgent. I usually bring a toy (or two) now if I travel alone. I also enjoy spreading out across a king size bed, legs spread wide open, the feel of the crisp, clean sheets. Not to mention if the shower has a powerful handheld shower head…
Since you asked for stories, one time I was in a hotel and there was the little counter with the coffee pot and it was right across from the closet, which had a floor length mirror on the outside. I moved the pot aside and hopped up on the counter, naked. I had my rabbit vibrator with me. I pulled my knees up, put my feet on the edge of the counter, opened my legs a little and watched in the mirror as I fucked my self with the vibrator.

When you were in the hotel, watching in the mirror, what did you see? Something you hadn't before? Something that made you more excited? When you came, was it harder or different?

Since I'm asking you to share...

I found myself in a hotel once for an extended period of time, several weeks, for a job. My twenties. I would buy penthouse magazines and jerk my cock off multiple times a night to the images and the words, every night, sometimes in the morning. Happened to have a birthday while working there, coworkers gave me gag gifts, one of which was a blow up doll. Laughed, didn't think much of it, it sat in my room for a few more weeks. More penthouse, more nights (this before Internet). Curiosity got the better of me one night, hard as a rock from teasing my cock, looking at magazine porn. Doll came with a packet of lube, Naked, I generously slicked my cock and started to fuck the doll. Truly didn't think it would be much, but the way the air when pushed caused the doll's hole to squeeze my lube-soaked cock was exquisite...I came in gobs, panting, making more than my normal noise level.

 

[Dougos]

Two nights on the road this week means lots of self pleasure.

 

[Bob_Aganoush]

Just checked into a hotel on a business trip for a couple of nights, will be looking at some of the porn links posted in my favorite threads here

 

[WerdNerd]

In a hotel room now. Should I be naughty? Or nice?

Just do whatever cums naturally.

 

[DrewM88]

In a hotel room now. Should I be naughty? Or nice?

Naughty

Take a nice warm bath, turn down the lights, and have yourself an evening.

 

[Joeguerta]

I can’t tell you how many cities/states I’ve master-bated in.

 

[Dougos]

Naughty

 

[Toylovr]

In a hotel room now. Should I be naughty? Or nice?

I'd have to say naughty for sure..... Nice can be done any day. Live it up! Live on the on edge!

 

[KeenVoyeur]

I'm in a hotel room ... so yeah, once last night and working up to another now

 

[beefstik]

Woke up in a beautiful hotel room alone this morning. Enormous bed. All alone with my thoughts of who else is staying here. Unlocked the door and started stroking

 

[Dougos]

Will be Hotel stroking this evening. Hard just thinking about it.

 

[mixhali55]

i Used to Travel a lot, played a lot, Retired now,

 

[Pines]

I always love masturbating in a hotel room. If on a first floor, usually left the curtains open a little.

 

[htck4u]

Bump, from another hotel room

 

[Conquen69]

I don't think I ever stayed in a hotel myself without constantly masturbateing.
On a slightly different note, my wife was attending a seminar at a hotel about 40 miles away and asked if I could drive her there since I would be in the area anyway. I agreed and on the way there I began to imagine I was dropping her off to have sex with another man. By the time we got there and she kissed me goodbye I had a raging hardon. I drove to a quiet part of the parking lot and proceeded to jerk off while picturing her meeting her lover for sex. I came so fucking hard, I found myself wishing she was there fucking someone else.

 

[wifewatcher1997]

I don't think I ever stayed in a hotel myself without constantly masturbateing.
On a slightly different note, my wife was attending a seminar at a hotel about 40 miles away and asked if I could drive her there since I would be in the area anyway. I agreed and on the way there I began to imagine I was dropping her off to have sex with another man. By the time we got there and she kissed me goodbye I had a raging hardon. I drove to a quiet part of the parking lot and proceeded to jerk off while picturing her meeting her lover for sex. I came so fucking hard, I found myself wishing she was there fucking someone else.

That's hot! Was it just a fantasy or did she have any fun? I know I would be thinking the same for my wife but she won't play anymore.

 

[daytr1pper]

I find myself in a hotel room currently... Will be for the next couple of days...

 

[Twistedkink]

When alone in a hotel, how can you not masturbate!?