How do you feel RIGHT this moment? "I'm ________________"

[CallmeLayla]

I feel confused as to why the old guy down the street is building that giant boat and collecting all those animals...

I think it is a sign.... ~nods~.... a sign of what... I have no clue!!!!

 

[hwwannabe]

wanting to be somewhere else...

 

[Faux_Pas]

Annoyed.
You.... You didn't read that at all, did you? Your questions don't even make sense based on that.

Gnyaaah. This is why I do back writing checks, dammit.

 

[saysalice]

So very frustrated.

Went to see my doctor this afternoon.

Me: "Hey - so as you know, my uterus is giving me some trouble, and has the potential to give me a lot of trouble in the future, so...seeing as how I'm finished with it, can we please talk about removing it?"

Doc: "...But this is only your first child."

Me: "This is our only child. We're only having the one. It took us years to decide to even have one, and we're very, very happy, but we really don't want any more. My uterus has been awesome, but its work here is done."

Doc: "But you might decide you want more children."

Me: "...But we won't. We've talked it over at length, before and after he was born, and he's perfect - look at how lovely and cute and perfect he is (takes after me, yanno) - and we're very content with just the one. No more kids for us. Let's please remove my uterus before it explodes or something, okay?"

Doc: "I hear this all the time from women, and then later they regret it. Let's not rush into this decision."

Me: "I'm not rushing into anything - I won't regret it - this is my body, and my family, and we've made our decision. I wish that you would respect that we're adults and we're sure about what we want and don't want."

Doc: "Come back in six months, and we'll talk about it then."

Me:

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

You should hit him.


And then get a new doctor.


And then hit him again.

 

[saysalice]

It's a her. Which makes it all the more frustrating.

She keeps giving me this look, like: Ohh, you say that now...but I know better!

I'm in my 30s, I'm married and I'm a mom, and I'm still being treated like a child.


And I'll bet this doesn't happen to men.


Anyhoo...grumpyalice iz grumpy.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

It's a her. Which makes it all the more frustrating.

She keeps giving me this look, like: Ohh, you say that now...but I know better!

I'm in my 30s, I'm married and I'm a mom, and I'm still being treated like a child.


And I'll bet this doesn't happen to men.


Anyhoo...grumpyalice iz grumpy.

I knew as soon as I sent it that it would be a woman.

Ah well. Hit her then.


Or!


If it'll help, I could hit you.


I'm very helpful.

 

[saysalice]

laughs

Aren't you just?

shrugs

bends over

Can't hurt.


- Ooh. Let me rephrase...



I'm gonna go be grumpy somewhere else now.

 

[smart_and_sexytxgirl]

I'm a bit melancholy. And hating it.

 

[Britwitch]

More than a little proud of myself, still stupidly excited and those are both helping to cancel out the exhaustion.

 

[Iwasagoodgirl]

Pleased to be home on leave even if it is only for R&R.

 

[saysalice]

I'm thinking how much I would like a foot rub, right about now.

And chocolate, something with chocolate in it.

Oh god - B R O W N I E S. Would be fucking fantastic right this second.

I need a foot fetishist up in here. One who can also bake. With a tight little bum that I can fully appreciate as he bends over to peek into the oven.

Yup.

 

[Noon_Shadow]

I'm thinking how much I would like a foot rub, right about now.

And chocolate, something with chocolate in it.

Oh god - B R O W N I E S. Would be fucking fantastic right this second.

I need a foot fetishist up in here. One who can also bake. With a tight little bum that I can fully appreciate as he bends over to peek into the oven.

Yup.

Perhaps you need two people over there. One to do the baking, and another to perform the foot rubs. Nods. It WOULD be more efficient that way. Then once the brownies are done, you could get both feet rubbed at the same time.

 

[saysalice]

Or three, even! One could just be the bum!


Nah...three's too many. I'm just getting greedy, now.

 

[Noon_Shadow]

Or three, even! One could just be the bum!


Nah...three's too many. I'm just getting greedy, now.

Nods and then grins. Just for the record, I enjoy giving footrubs.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Worn right the fuck out. Jaysus.

 

[dajokesonyou]

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[dajokesonyou]

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[dajokesonyou]

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[Scuttle Buttin']

Mmm, spam.

 

[Faux_Pas]

Annoyed already with that dumbass.

 

[thestruggle]

Empty of words, grrr.

 

[Noon_Shadow]

Empty of words, grrr.

Passes Tess the Alpha-bits Cereal.

There you go. You should get some more words, now. Grins.

 

[thestruggle]

Passes Tess the Alpha-bits Cereal.

There you go. You should get some more words, now. Grins.

calmly opens the box and proceeds to flick every last sugary letter at Noon's head.

 

[Noon_Shadow]

calmly opens the box and proceeds to flick every last sugary letter at Noon's head.

Perks an eyebrow at her after she's run out of ammunition. Well, at least I was TRYING to help. Grins.

I'd like for you to have more words. Haven't talked to you in a while. Nods. Though if you had more words, you might spend more time writing and less time hanging around here. Shrugs.