How should you write bra sizes?

[onehitwanda]

Yeah I had to google it

 

[jomar]

LOL, herding cats again, I see. EdwardTeach asks a specific question for a specific situation, which he clarifies, and authors do what they do and give advice on what they'd do. Happens every time and it makes me happy.

 

[Handley_Page]

34B

 

[bestkeptsecret678]

There speaks a man who's never retrieved a condom, that's slipped off, while pondering the consequences.

I don’t which of us was more startled, her or me. I won’t elaborate on the retrieval, other than to say that, in the moment, it was not erotic.

 

[mantonrichards]

I wouldn't as I try not to get hung up on what (to me) appear to be insignificant details. It is enough to say small, medium, big if you really must. I really hate getting into the weeds like that with minutiae.

 

[onehitwanda]

I don’t which of us was more startled, her or me. I won’t elaborate on the retrieval, other than to say that, in the moment, it was not erotic.

spelunking never is, and it's a terrible spectator sport.

 

[jehoram]

There speaks a man who's never retrieved a condom, that's slipped off, while pondering the consequences.

That's true. The only ones I've ever had that slipped off was after I got soft and pulled out, and the condom stayed in my lover. But the "mouth" of the condom was outside, and nothing got spilled.

 

[SimonDoom]

I'll assume that is a Genesis song. ...something bla bla in the air tonight... Oh Lord

Hmmm. There must be some misunderstanding.

 

[Athalia]

That's true. The only ones I've ever had that slipped off was after I got soft and pulled out, and the condom stayed in my lover. But the "mouth" of the condom was outside, and nothing got spilled.

Bullet dodged.

 

[onehitwanda]

voluptuous

 

[Rollinbones]

So thirty-two ‘c’ or thirty four ‘b’ depending on cut? Girls with big shoulders and girls with full cups. It’s such a messy world. How about. “I snuck my sister’s bra out of the laundry once to sniff it and noticed she was a 34 c. And her tits were small compared to Jen’s.”

 

[Kumquatqueen]

Nigella (her in the red dress) is more like a 32 or 34 E to G.

I aspired to her life when I was younger and slimmer (and didn't know about the DV). Her easy recipes are inspired.

 

[SimonDoom]

Pardon me for being cheeky.

How to write bra sizes in a Literotica story:

Add 4 inches and bump up the cup size at least 2 letters.

 

[onehitwanda]

Nigella (her in the red dress) is more like a 32 or 34 E to G.

I aspired to her life when I was younger and slimmer (and didn't know about the DV). Her easy recipes are inspired.

I used to spend hours glued to the telly when she was on. It was only much later that I worked out that my fascination was not just with her cakes.

 

[stickygirl]

I used to spend hours glued to the telly when she was on. It was only much later that I worked out that my fascination was not just with her cakes.

There's another public figure who is starting to steal my heart. Slow burn, but heck. Can I whisper it?
Jen Psaki
*sigh*

 

[onehitwanda]

There's another public figure who is starting to steal my heart. Slow burn, but heck. Can I whisper it?
Jen Psaki
*sigh*

Red hair and strong; you've got impeccable taste. The ULA approves!

 

[Laodice]

Benny Hill (in a department store): I'd like to buy a brassiere for me wife.

Salesman: Certainly, what size?

Benny Hill: 14 and 3/4.

Salesman: 14 and 3/4, however did you measure it?

Benny Hill: With me bowler hat, two 7 and 3/8s.

 

[Trionyx]

There's another public figure who is starting to steal my heart. Slow burn, but heck. Can I whisper it?
Jen Psaki
*sigh*

Very nice, but she needs to dial down the neon red two shades. And she needs to keep up with the roots.

 

[Laodice]

....Hope this helps guys better describe what they are picturing when they write.
Hope this helps guys better understand what they are reading as well

Somewhere on this site there is or was a short humor piece. I think it was written to poke some fun at some really bad story telling. IMHO the author should have named it "Porn by the Numbers."

It was an otherwise typical short hook-up story, but it quantified everything. Which could be titled "Porn for those on the Engineering Spectrum," but for the fact that the numbers increased with each repetitive telling --

Maybe it was called "Porn for Fishermen."

Anyway it started out with the guy having a 6 inch dick and her having a 32B chest and they both "grew" ... 6.5, 7, 7.5 ... 12 and 33C, 34D, 35DD ... 38H. Oh, and she was exponentially orgasmic, coming a dozen times per thrust by the end.

 

[onehitwanda]

Porn for those on the Engineering Spectrum

I feel partial-differentiated against.

Oh, and she was exponentially orgasmic, coming a dozen times per thrust by the end.

Sounds like Tuesday to me!

 

[stickygirl]

"Porn for those on the Engineering Spectrum,"

I'll have to return to the Science Museum and the engine hall that I visited in my teens. I remember looking up, transfixed by a vertical pumping engine on display, its huge piston rod slowly descending into the glistening sphincter of the chamber, over and over. It was at exactly the right speed - like a guy does after you've come once and he's lazily watching you, his piston gliding in and out in no particular hurry. Even the hiss of steam was perfect. I could hardly drag myself away and my companion was oblivious to my mental drooling.

Here's a poor substitute, but the nice man is generously adding lube ... he understands. Science is so sexy

 

[onehitwanda]

I'll have to return to the Science Museum and the engine hall that I visited in my teens. I remember looking up, transfixed by a vertical pumping engine on display, its huge piston rod slowly descending into the glistening sphincter of the chamber, over and over. It was at exactly the right speed - like a guy does after you've come once and he's lazily watching you, his piston gliding in and out in no particular hurry. Even the hiss of steam was perfect. I could hardly drag myself away and my companion was oblivious to my mental drooling.

Here's a poor substitute, but the nice man is generously adding lube ... he understands. Science is so sexy

oh my god could you please not be like this some of us are trying to work today and it's difficult enough as it is already.

 

[Ejljr]

Guys sometimes mistake the numbers thinking a bigger number is better. Take for instance a 34D and a 44D… which fits what you are describing better?

The cup size for both is D. That’s the general size of the breast measured in how far out it protrudes from the torso.

The numbers are the band size and have nothing to do with the breasts themselves….the band is what wraps around your torso. So a 34 would have a torso circumference of 34 inches….be thinner than the 44….

The D size breasts would stand out more on a 34 because the ratio between breast size and band size was greater. The same size breasts on a larger women, while being the same, would not stand out as much.

Hope this helps guys better describe what they are picturing when they write.
Hope this helps guys better understand what they are reading as well

I did know but Im sure some did not

 

[onehitwanda]

This thread has become boring. Time to make it interesting again.

 

[Trionyx]

This thread has become boring. Time to make it interesting again.

You should start a poll: Guess the cup size.