How would a Nosy Parker describe the sounds of you having sex?

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Cumference]

The How To is, apparently, a moderated forum. Why isn't it being moderated?

Mods can't see everything.

If enough people press the "!"-button on destructive posts, they will notice it.

 

[Garnate]

Stick to the GB, Hash.

 

[Miles Long]

Is hashtag still pretending to be a woman? Gotta admire the dedication!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Great thread, Em!

I laughed hardest at the Yoko option.

 

[Conager]

The adjacent room:

"Should we call the manager? ...The police?"

Later:

"STILL going? Must be doing it wrong..."

 

[blowit]

How come there are Litsters who feel they have a right to come on and repeatedly trash a great thread? Will they not go away and hash and trash somewhere else where the rest of us are unlikely to tag it? Please! Get off of here!

Bang on Simon.
You guys should get a room and fuck off! You're pissing everybody off.

 

[Emerson40]

Great thread, Em!

I laughed hardest at the Yoko option.

Thanks Wild Honey, great to see you posting!


Was it funniest because you've heard Yoko sing, or because you've heard Yoko sing and nudge-nudge-wink-wink, knowwhatImean?

 

[Cumference]

Wheeeee!

Thanks to the Honourable Mod for cleaning up the thread!

 

[Miles Long]

Now we can get back to all that noisy ferret sex we love so much!

 

[Emerson40]

I've heard that some who are extra sneaky-quiet when ferreting sex can be a righteous racket during, if it's being done right.

 

[suckonsimon]

I've heard that some who are extra sneaky-quiet when ferreting sex can be a righteous racket during, if it's being done right.

We once managed dead-slow-motion-spooning-sex under a picnic blanket on a crowded beach, grannies and all sitting in deckchairs all around us, kids with their spades and buckets building sandcastles. Oh it was deliciously righteous! 'cept when I started spunking into her - hell that was hard to do frozen still!

 

[Hypoxia]

And a'one, and a'two. . .

He was one of my customers back when I was a dealer. He drove a metalflake lime-green Hemi-Cuda with a big spoiler fin and had his name on the door in gold script. Do not underestimate him. He was a player.

ObTopic: Amplified, our sounds would frighten the wildlife. Squirrels and turkeys would flee (present company excepted). Neighbors would phone-in complaints to the county, which would be ignored, as usual. Tree limbs would fall. Set the volume to eleven.