HT handle this situation?

[twister947]

You can't make this up...

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Jada is up in the Northwest, unlike us here in Texas.

I see. The communist part of the U.S.

Fire him and give him 24 hours to remove himself from your property.

If he's still there, call the police and report a trespasser.

 

[enigma3]

People "have gave"? People have given me advice to get rid of him and for now that is something I can't do. Did I piss in your Cheerios or something?

I/we dont know what you are feckin talkin about. can you re-read your posts? sounds like you are whore-moan-all. even the cops have put you on IGNORE.
you have shit on your own cornflakes. you is fuckin maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
do you live in BATES MOTEL.

 

[nfrrdscnnr1]

I see your problem. Must be agony to be s near yet so far (from the big Os). Are the orgasms you get when he hugs you satisfying? Can you not find excuses to hug?
Hate to see those wet spots go to waste. Sad!!!

 

[Jada59]

I see. The communist part of the U.S.

Fire him and give him 24 hours to remove himself from your property.

If he's still there, call the police and report a trespasser.

I can't. He could sue me for that. And as I said, nobody can be evicted right now. I could go to jail if I tried to. You see here, it's all pretty lawless now. They let criminals out of jail to make room for the rest of us. There is a barber who has been threatened with arrest for cutting hair, and a grandma for letting her granddaughter play in the park. Those things are not allowed.

Also as I said, the police said he has to stay here until the courts open. Whenever that will be. I have to evict him legally.

I don't want to fire him as my gardener because he is the best gardener I've ever had.

My real issue is how to handle the sexual tension. It's driving me mad!

 

[Jada59]

I/we dont know what you are feckin talkin about. can you re-read your posts? sounds like you are whore-moan-all. even the cops have put you on IGNORE.
you have shit on your own cornflakes. you is fuckin maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
do you live in BATES MOTEL.

No. The cops actually woke me up to see if I was okay. There was an incident that did not involve me but it did involve potential weapons. A neighbor called. On this day is when they said that he has to stay here. We are all to shelter in place. And this is the place.

 

[Jada59]

I see your problem. Must be agony to be s near yet so far (from the big Os). Are the orgasms you get when he hugs you satisfying? Can you not find excuses to hug?
Hate to see those wet spots go to waste. Sad!!!

Our Governor said we are not allowed to hug, kiss, shake hands, etc. This is why I can't see my BF. We would have to keep 6 feet from each other and wear masks. So no point.

He freaks if I touch him or get near him. Yet he will come near me. Last hug he gave me was in April, on his birthday. That was a quick one from behind.

He hasn't given me the orgasm inducing kind for a couple of years now. I think he realized what he was doing to me and stopped. Either that or his GF told him to stop. Not sure.

 

[enigma3]

I'm sory but i can't make either arse or elbow of this tale.

[What's the difference between either and ither?
As determiners the difference between either and ither
is that either is each of two while ither is other]

 

[sherbetburps]

I might have missed something here, but tell that dingus to kindly keep his fucking clothes on and mind your damn personal space please, or else you’ll start coughing coronavirus directly into his eyeballs.

Also, is orgasming from hugs something that can be...learned? Asking for a friend. That sounds awesome.

 

[Jada59]

I might have missed something here, but tell that dingus to kindly keep his fucking clothes on and mind your damn personal space please, or else you’ll start coughing coronavirus directly into his eyeballs.

Also, is orgasming from hugs something that can be...learned? Asking for a friend. That sounds awesome.

Hehehe. That would send him flying! My daughter did something like that to him the other day. No she doesn't live here and no she shouldn't be here.

 

[Ropebunny]

Our Governor said we are not allowed to hug, kiss, shake hands, etc. This is why I can't see my BF. We would have to keep 6 feet from each other and wear masks. So no point.

He freaks if I touch him or get near him. Yet he will come near me. Last hug he gave me was in April, on his birthday. That was a quick one from behind.

He hasn't given me the orgasm inducing kind for a couple of years now. I think he realized what he was doing to me and stopped. Either that or his GF told him to stop. Not sure.

What your governor doesn’t know won’t hurt him. Invite your BF to join you and your sexy gardener for next few weeks. Order a few cases of wine. See what happens. And please report back, especially if you end up on Fox News.

 

[Jada59]

What your governor doesn’t know won’t hurt him. Invite your BF to join you and your sexy gardener for next few weeks. Order a few cases of wine. See what happens. And please report back, especially if you end up on Fox News.

Nice thought but... I don't drink and the gardener isn't interested.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I can't. He could sue me for that. And as I said, nobody can be evicted right now. I could go to jail if I tried to. You see here, it's all pretty lawless now. They let criminals out of jail to make room for the rest of us. There is a barber who has been threatened with arrest for cutting hair, and a grandma for letting her granddaughter play in the park. Those things are not allowed.

Also as I said, the police said he has to stay here until the courts open. Whenever that will be. I have to evict him legally.

I don't want to fire him as my gardener because he is the best gardener I've ever had.

My real issue is how to handle the sexual tension. It's driving me mad!

Get a switch, a branch from a tree, a nice bendy one that will sting as he walks past you naked. A few wacks with that and he'll remember to keep his clothes on. Plus you get the thrill of whipping his ass.

 

[Vix_Giovanni]

I can't. He could sue me for that. And as I said, nobody can be evicted right now. I could go to jail if I tried to. You see here, it's all pretty lawless now. They let criminals out of jail to make room for the rest of us. There is a barber who has been threatened with arrest for cutting hair, and a grandma for letting her granddaughter play in the park. Those things are not allowed.

Also as I said, the police said he has to stay here until the courts open. Whenever that will be. I have to evict him legally.

I don't want to fire him as my gardener because he is the best gardener I've ever had.

My real issue is how to handle the sexual tension. It's driving me mad!

It looks like you have two issues you’re trying to handle seriously, so this is my, very serious, two cents:

1) If you decide you don’t want your gardener in your house, then can you make him leave even though there’s a State of Emergency in Washington? The answer is a resounding YES.

NOTHING in any of Gov. Inslee’s Executive Orders have ANYTHING to do with restricting your rights as a private citizen to decide whether you want guests in your home!! And your gardener IS a legal guest. He is NOT your tenant and you are NOT a landlord: you pointed out that i) he does not pay rent, ii) you do not provide any particular services for his living there, and iii) you two do not have a written agreement that memorializes any intent to exchange yard work for room and board, so you do not have a landlord-tenant relationship.

Eviction is a LEGAL term that is specific to landlord-tenant relationships: and no, landlords are not allowed to evict tenants during this time. So if the police told you that you can’t “evict” this guy, it’s because you gave them an understanding that either i) you and this guy are in a non-abusive domestic relationship where you both have rights to use this property, or ii) that this guy is your tenant with a legal right to live in your home. From what you’ve described here, you and your gardener have, at best, a weird friendship that’s sprung up from your employer-employee relationship. That has NO inference to a landlord-tenant relationship.

The fact is that your gardener is merely a guest in your home. You can decide to let him stay in your home two days or fifteen years and it wouldn’t change his legal status as a “guest”. You can tell him to leave whenever you want to, and if you want him to leave, he has to leave. You don’t owe him anything and he has no rights to your property—as other people have pointed out, now that you’ve told him to leave, he is legally trespassing. From your other posts in this thread, it sounds like A) he has other options for where to go and needs to stop acting like a pissy little jerk, man up and use them, and B) even if he doesn’t, it’s not your problem.


2) If you let him stay, how will you deal with the sexual tension? I’m not a relationship expert, but my two cents is:

First of all, don’t feel bad about being turned on by whatever turns you on. But it really sounds like this guy has got to go! Retrain your brain to NOT get stimulated by the things he does—remind yourself that his creepy presence in your home has NOTHING to do with your being a sensual, sexual woman! I’d suggest investing in a couple of high quality sex toys: for example, get a Lovense and give the password to a trusted friend (obviously not to the gardener) and ask your friend to turn you on and spark you up at random times during the day. Remind yourself that you get turned on by LOTS of things, not just stuff this guy does. Start each morning with sexy babymaking music and some romantically hardcore stories (might I suggest my own —jk, I know you don’t like long chapter stories), and give yourself a hefty workout with an njoy Eleven. In other words, find other ways to make yourself tingly that don’t involve the massive insult and headache of dealing with this guy.

Secondly, bookmark this thread. And every time the gardener comes out of the shower naked; every time he leans over your computer chair; every time he watches you while you’re working out— if you start to get sexually frustrated, pull up this thread and read all of these comments to remind yourself what a scuzzy, unappealing, assholic, lame, pathetic, limp-dicked loser this guy sounds like to a group of reasonable, healthy sex-positive people around the world. Perhaps our survey of disgust with him will be enough to cool you down.

It’s up to you whether you fire this guy—there’s no reason you can’t hire him as your gardener AND tell him he’s no longer welcomed as a guest in your home.

Hope everything works out for you!

 

[enigma3]

I might have missed something here, but tell that dingus to kindly keep his fucking clothes on and mind your damn personal space please, or else you’ll start coughing coronavirus directly into his eyeballs.

Also, is orgasming from hugs something that can be...learned? Asking for a friend. That sounds awesome.

awww sherbet. i orgasm everytime i hug myself..nowt wrong with selflove bab

 

[sherbetburps]

awww sherbet. i orgasm everytime i hug myself..nowt wrong with selflove bab

Aw chook, physical self love might just be my very favourite hobby! I’m just not wizardly enough to orgasm from a hug (damn it!)

 

[enigma3]

Aw chook, physical self love might just be my very favourite hobby! I’m just not wizardly enough to orgasm from a hug (damn it!)

squeeze your thighs and dream

 

[sherbetburps]

Hehehe. That would send him flying! My daughter did something like that to him the other day. No she doesn't live here and no she shouldn't be here.

Next time he’s being a space invader just slowly turn towards him as you make that “powering up to hock a big loogie“ sound. You’ll still be sexually frustrated but at least it’ll be entertaining to watch him skedaddle

 

[sherbetburps]

squeeze your thighs and dream

I’d rather squeeze my thighs and cream, but eh...it’ll have to do

 

[KristaK]

I think you can kick out a house guest without a legal lease agreement.

If you can’t, you can probably at least wear pants when you’re working out. Or workout in your bedroom with the door closed. Then get off in private thinking whatever thoughts get you there.

It sounds to me like this guy is just fucking around with you to feed his ego, and that would be a huge turn off for me.

Also: Inslee doesn’t have a SWAT Team on your street to catch you hugging your boyfriend. You can’t go to a bar and make out with a stranger right now. But you can spend time with your guy in one of your homes. If one of you is immune compromised or one is an essential worker risking a ton of exposure, you might choose to wait. But I often do grocery runs for compromised friends and neighbors. I make masks and drop them off for people. I promise no one would notice or care if I entered a home instead of setting stuff on the porch. You aren’t going to get arrested for seeing your boyfriend unless you make a point to make a spectacle of yourself doing it. Promise.

 

[Ropebunny]

Nice thought but... I don't drink and the gardener isn't interested.

My thought actually was for you to channel your urges towards your actual relationship and use your agency to do something but I suspect you’re not actually looking for solutions to this ‘problem’ of yours so really we’re all just contributing to some shitty fiction here...

 

[PapaDan]

Just my opinion:

You say he's your gardener? And he basically works for room and board? Even though he works for room and board, and you are or were friends at one time, he is legally your employee, and being such, you are his employer. And being his employer, it isn't only your right, but your responsibility to set the conditions of his employment. This includes what he can and cannot do in your home. I understand he may be a competent gardener, but he isn't the only person in your area who can garden. If he can't respect you as a person, and can't follow simple rules of etiquette in his job and personal life in your home, replace him as you would any troublesome employee. With 16% + unemployment and so many people who can't pay their rent because of this shutdown, it shouldn't be hard to find someone who would be a better companion, and an equally competent gardener.

However with that said, the first thing you need to do, (in my opinion), is take control of your life and your home. No employer, (no matter how friendly they may be with their employees), allows an employee to be disruptive or offensive.

After you do that, you need to set him straight on what he can and cannot do while in your service and in your home. If he feels he cannot follow your rules, he should seek employment elsewhere. What you describe is not a personal relationship, but an employer/employee relationship, and that puts it in a different context.

You need to find someone who appreciates what you have to offer.

 

[Jada59]

It looks like you have two issues you’re trying to handle seriously, so this is my, very serious, two cents:

1) If you decide you don’t want your gardener in your house, then can you make him leave even though there’s a State of Emergency in Washington? The answer is a resounding YES.

NOTHING in any of Gov. Inslee’s Executive Orders have ANYTHING to do with restricting your rights as a private citizen to decide whether you want guests in your home!! And your gardener IS a legal guest. He is NOT your tenant and you are NOT a landlord: you pointed out that i) he does not pay rent, ii) you do not provide any particular services for his living there, and iii) you two do not have a written agreement that memorializes any intent to exchange yard work for room and board, so you do not have a landlord-tenant relationship.

Eviction is a LEGAL term that is specific to landlord-tenant relationships: and no, landlords are not allowed to evict tenants during this time. So if the police told you that you can’t “evict” this guy, it’s because you gave them an understanding that either i) you and this guy are in a non-abusive domestic relationship where you both have rights to use this property, or ii) that this guy is your tenant with a legal right to live in your home. From what you’ve described here, you and your gardener have, at best, a weird friendship that’s sprung up from your employer-employee relationship. That has NO inference to a landlord-tenant relationship.

The fact is that your gardener is merely a guest in your home. You can decide to let him stay in your home two days or fifteen years and it wouldn’t change his legal status as a “guest”. You can tell him to leave whenever you want to, and if you want him to leave, he has to leave. You don’t owe him anything and he has no rights to your property—as other people have pointed out, now that you’ve told him to leave, he is legally trespassing. From your other posts in this thread, it sounds like A) he has other options for where to go and needs to stop acting like a pissy little jerk, man up and use them, and B) even if he doesn’t, it’s not your problem.


2) If you let him stay, how will you deal with the sexual tension? I’m not a relationship expert, but my two cents is:

First of all, don’t feel bad about being turned on by whatever turns you on. But it really sounds like this guy has got to go! Retrain your brain to NOT get stimulated by the things he does—remind yourself that his creepy presence in your home has NOTHING to do with your being a sensual, sexual woman! I’d suggest investing in a couple of high quality sex toys: for example, get a Lovense and give the password to a trusted friend (obviously not to the gardener) and ask your friend to turn you on and spark you up at random times during the day. Remind yourself that you get turned on by LOTS of things, not just stuff this guy does. Start each morning with sexy babymaking music and some romantically hardcore stories (might I suggest my own —jk, I know you don’t like long chapter stories), and give yourself a hefty workout with an njoy Eleven. In other words, find other ways to make yourself tingly that don’t involve the massive insult and headache of dealing with this guy.

Secondly, bookmark this thread. And every time the gardener comes out of the shower naked; every time he leans over your computer chair; every time he watches you while you’re working out— if you start to get sexually frustrated, pull up this thread and read all of these comments to remind yourself what a scuzzy, unappealing, assholic, lame, pathetic, limp-dicked loser this guy sounds like to a group of reasonable, healthy sex-positive people around the world. Perhaps our survey of disgust with him will be enough to cool you down.

It’s up to you whether you fire this guy—there’s no reason you can’t hire him as your gardener AND tell him he’s no longer welcomed as a guest in your home.

Hope everything works out for you!

You obviously don't know the laws in the state of Washington. If I allow a person to spend one night here, they are considered a resident and if I want them gone, I must legally evict them. This came from the police and also the court system. We have been to court about this already. I was not granted the order of protection I was told to file from the Sheriff. That's a sidebar issue though.

I did get pissed off at him tonight for something he did that I told him he could not do in this house. He made a flip comment to me. I said. "Oh! Maybe you should leave then!" He did. I haven't seen him since.

As for creepy, I don't find him creepy at all. I know he has seen me naked. I don't care about that. I figure if he doesn't want to see it then he shouldn't be looking.

I had to look up the njoy eleven. No way would I pay that muh for a sex toy! I also don't know what baby making music is, but I don't like listening to music in the morning. I's almost always sleeping in the morning because I'm up all night. Nor do I gain anything from reading most stories.

Sex toys don't appeal to much any more. I've had good sex with two real life guys and have another that I'm waiting to meet. That's all I want now. The real thing.

 

[Jada59]

Next time he’s being a space invader just slowly turn towards him as you make that “powering up to hock a big loogie“ sound. You’ll still be sexually frustrated but at least it’ll be entertaining to watch him skedaddle

No. He would think I was dying or something and try to save me.

 

[Jada59]

I think you can kick out a house guest without a legal lease agreement.

If you can’t, you can probably at least wear pants when you’re working out. Or workout in your bedroom with the door closed. Then get off in private thinking whatever thoughts get you there.

It sounds to me like this guy is just fucking around with you to feed his ego, and that would be a huge turn off for me.

Also: Inslee doesn’t have a SWAT Team on your street to catch you hugging your boyfriend. You can’t go to a bar and make out with a stranger right now. But you can spend time with your guy in one of your homes. If one of you is immune compromised or one is an essential worker risking a ton of exposure, you might choose to wait. But I often do grocery runs for compromised friends and neighbors. I make masks and drop them off for people. I promise no one would notice or care if I entered a home instead of setting stuff on the porch. You aren’t going to get arrested for seeing your boyfriend unless you make a point to make a spectacle of yourself doing it. Promise.

You might think that but you can't do that in this state.

As for the pants, I can't wear them when I workout because they fall off, usually taking my panties with them. I have ordered some pants in a smaller size.

My guy and I do not live together so I can't see him. Same with my daughter. Our neighbors here are tattle tales. They watch everything. We did have the police called because the gardeners GF came over here. She's not supposed to. We have a park across from my house that is a hot spot for drugs. So everything in this area is being watched.

I am not immune compromised but I'm 60, have a life threatening blood disorder and diabetes. So I feel it's best to stay put.

I have many friends who have caught this virus. One had to have his leg amputated and has now taken a turn for the worse. So I feel I need to be careful.