I’ve been caught masturbating by …

[OtherwisePrint6210]

Best friend, Mum, Dad, Cousin, Grandma, Granddad’s friend, family friend, teammate… pretty bad list to be honest

Think positive! That’s an awesome list!

 

[gabriela_2003]

Roommate… (who was supposed to be gone for several days but returned after a day)… the worst way possible… on my bed on all fours with a wand humming on clit

 

[deft]

These guys.

 

[J D Danger]

Roommate… (who was supposed to be gone for several days but returned after a day)… the worst way possible… on my bed on all fours with a wand humming on clit

sounds like a wonderful sight to see

 

[impresso]

Roommate… (who was supposed to be gone for several days but returned after a day)… the worst way possible… on my bed on all fours with a wand humming on clit

Great, immediately ready to be punished for lewd behavior ))

 

[gabriela_2003]

Great, immediately ready to be punished for lewd behavior ))

Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone at her.
— John 8:7

 

[impresso]

Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone at her.
— John 8:7

My old man told me, before he left this shitty world, if you're planning on getting naughty, the main thing in this case is don't get caught.
=)

 

[sandybrooke]

My wife has caught me many times. We just shrug this shit.

 

[Str0ker81]

Not been caught (yet) but love a good long edge wank before I cum

 

[ericalauren]

That’s never happened to me, thank goodness. I’d be mortified.

 

[Saltybabe06]

Roommate… (who was supposed to be gone for several days but returned after a day)… the worst way possible… on my bed on all fours with a wand humming on clit

Sounds like good timing to me!

 

[Str0ker81]

Sounds like good timing to me!

totally agree perfect timing

 

[cocokittysurprise]

I've never been caught

 

[MaximTerhune]

A married friend was at our house two nights ago and I was caught by her!

 

[TomTeacher19]

Sister, college best friend (female), another teacher, custodian. Somehow I still feel like I've been good at not being caught.

 

[vandelayatx]

Both of my parents, my wife more times than I can count and once by my son.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

The postman

 

[vandelayatx]

The postman

Did they ring twice?

 

[MaximTerhune]

Nobody, but I wish I was by a woman eager to watch me get off!

 

[OtherwisePrint6210]

My wife has caught me multiple times.

College roommate more than one roommate over the years

A girlfriends sister once

I’ve heard it’s much easier to be caught if you prop the doors open, or do it in the living room.

 

[bisissyhusband1]

My wife caught me watching pegging porn and ramming a dildo up my ass. I thought I was toast, but she asked me to show her my favourites. After a few videos, she was masturbating hard and came harder. Several months on and she pegs me all the time!

 

[IrreverendBoob]

Only really been caught once, while I was still married. Caught by my wife's best friend who was also our roommate. (That did not lead to the divorce; we remained married for a solid 10 years after.)

 

[BlueEyesInLevis]

Roommate… (who was supposed to be gone for several days but returned after a day)… the worst way possible… on my bed on all fours with a wand humming on clit

What a delightful mental image you paint.

 

[daytr1pper]

When I had first discovered my penis, and before I really even knew what masturbation was. I just knew it felt good when I humped a pillow.
I was in my bedroom, naked as the day I was born. I was on the floor at the end of my bed. I don't remember if I was in the middle of humping a pillow, about to get started, or done, but my mom opened the door. In my head I was hoping that because I was on the floor at the end of my bed which was on the other side of the room, that hopefully she couldn't tell I was naked and just thought I wasn't wearing a shirt. I don't remember if we had an exchange or if she just closed the door, but she did not dally.

 

[daytr1pper]

Just now I found myself alone for awhile. I thought I'd do some edging while wearing some of my wife's clothes. I looked in our hamper and found the baby doll she wore last weekend when we fooled around. I put that on and went downstairs to grab her boots out of the closet. Just as I was walking over to sit down to put them on, my son pulled in the driveway. I ducked down, then ran, threw the boots back in the closet, ran upstairs and changed.
There's a 99.9999% chance he didn't see me. I hope to God he didn't!!
But that would NOT have been good.