I challenge you... no, I dare you!

[WickedEve]

1,000 posts!!!

Okay, I'm here after 8 months!
I have to go out of town for a while, but later I'll put... something under my name.
I expect a list of no less than 200 possibilities by the time I return! (Maybe I should go with "Demanding Bitch")

Kisses to everybody,
Eve

 

[Sweetwife]

Housewife in bunnie slippers......hmmm.....I may come out of retirement and see if I can write another really bad poem.

Sweetwife

 

[Sweetwife]

Way to go Eve!!!!

Anxious for the next 1000.

Congrats!

Sweetwife

 

[Lauren Hynde]

bleedin' apple... what does that mean to you?

it makes me think of a bleeding heart, you know, "one's heart bleeds for sb", but the apple instead of the heart makes it more eve-ish and ironic... but that's just what i think, could be completely wrong *shrugs*

 

[Lauren Hynde]

YAY!!!

Congratulations, O Wicked One!

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

* Some Eve/Eden imagery

Bite my apple
What snake, where?
No weeds in my garden
Save an apple eat Eve
Genuine Eden export
Eve-n-better


* Poetic slant

Prosaic Passionate Paradox
Prosaic Passionate Paean
Prosaic Passionate Panacea

Rhymes N crimes

Verse-a-tile


* Left field

Not adverse to pleasure
Source of your desires
Haunting memory

 

[Rybka]

Possibilities?

Something/one Wicked This Way Cums

First Mom's Apple Pie

A Veritable Plethora of Pudenda
(I have always wanted to use that as a title)

Pudenda In Eden

Porn in Eden



Congratulations WickedEve!

Rybka

ps: What counts as a post, and how long does one stay a virgin?

 

[Sweetwood]

retort

Eve,

I apologize.

what about the other alternatives though.

I liked "the other side of paradise"

Sweetwood

 

[JUDO]

What snake, where?
Save an apple eat Eve
Rhymes N crimes

My favorites of your suggs, SF. How about:

Save an apple, eat me!

------

Also, knowing your predilection:

Rear-view Sister
Strap-On Mountie (Hi yo!)
Behind Your Hips


- Judo

 

[WickedEve]

Re: retort

Eve,

I apologize.

what about the other alternatives though.

I liked "the other side of paradise"

Sweetwood

No! Your ideas didn't suck. I thought you were talking about my original idea. That sucked! lol

 

[WickedEve]

* Some Eve/Eden imagery

Bite my apple
What snake, where?
No weeds in my garden
Save an apple eat Eve
Genuine Eden export
Eve-n-better


* Poetic slant

Prosaic Passionate Paradox
Prosaic Passionate Paean
Prosaic Passionate Panacea

Rhymes N crimes

Verse-a-tile


* Left field

Not adverse to pleasure
Source of your desires
Haunting memory

I like Prosaic Passionate Paradox. That sums me up. But my wicked sense of humor loves Save an apple eat Eve!

 

[WickedEve]

My favorites of your suggs, SF. How about:

Save an apple, eat me!

------

Also, knowing your predilection:

Rear-view Sister
Strap-On Mountie (Hi yo!)
Behind Your Hips


- Judo

I'm going with Save an apple, eat Eve or Save an apple, eat me. I think SF's suggestion is hysterical!

 

[artful]

I'm almost at 1,000 posts. I need to replace my "literotica guru" with something original and catchy, and something that screams "Wicked Eve!"

So can any of you think of something? The winner gets to see his/her creation under my name. (I know that's really, really exciting. )

My original idea was "there's always room for a dildo" but I suspect that sucks big time.

Cogratulations to you on your choice EVE,...not only was the best submitted, but you chose it from all the rest. "Save an apple, eat me!" Oh gawd,...
don't ever change that,...it is SO fitting!

 

[artful]

Re: Possibilities?

Something/one Wicked This Way Cums


ps: What counts as a post, and how long does one stay a virgin?

At 30 posts, ya get your cherry popped,...like it or not!

P.S.~
My second choice would have been(Porn of Eden)

JMHO

 

[karmadog]

Congrats on the thousand posts.

West of Nod
in the land of
Neal and Bob

 

[Unmasked Poet]

Biting it was his choice, don't blame me!

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

if you do decide to change though

I have something a little more intricate you could consider ...


ideas by morn prose by Eve

or a slight variant

Prose by day verse by Eve

 

[WickedEve]

Well shucks, I'm saving all of these! I can change it once a week. lol
Judo, you're not too far away from 1,000. I'll save some of these for you, but I have a feeling you'll need your own thread. I'll make the first suggestion. OO (Judo's special symbol)

 

[punkrockpoet]

oops

too late... you're past 1000 posts...

congrats, though!

 

[Senna Jawa]

I'm going with Save an apple, eat Eve or Save an apple, eat me.

U may modify it slightly:

        leave that apple, eat eve

(Exactly 25 characters ).

Congrats, WickedEve, on your first 1000,

 

[WickedEve]

Thank you, Senna! Thank you, KD!

Hello punkrockpoet! When do we get to see your stuff?

UP, I like "Biting it was his choice, don't blame me!" It really was his choice. It's not Eve's fault that he was persuaded by her naked boobies, batting eyelashes, and promises of an apple pie.

Artful, I agree! It is fitting.

"ideas by morn prose by Eve" This is good, ShamelessFlirt. I'll definitely use this one later on!

Rybka: Porn in Eden. Gotta use this one too.

You all are such a clever bunch when it comes to words. I knew I asked the right people for help.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

sure, don't thank me for making you start the thread in the first place

 

[JUDO]

Judo, you're not too far away from 1,000. I'll save some of these for you, but I have a feeling you'll need your own thread. I'll make the first suggestion. OO (Judo's special symbol)

Hmmm...infinity? lol. Thanks, WE, but I'm not nearly as fast as you. You zoomed right past me a couple of weeks ago (yes, I had more than you then).

I've been thinking about it, though, since I passed 500. Haven't really come up with anything that's under 25 characters.

At first I wanted to use "Continually Embarrassed by my Ego", but it's 29 characters without the 4 spaces.

I have a ways to go. It'll probably happen sometime late next month (July) or possibly even in August.

At that speed, maybe I should go for "Mistress D'Escargot" or something...


- Judo

 

[Senna Jawa]

Hmmm...infinity? lol. [...] I should go for "Mistress D'Escargot" or something...


- Judo

How about:   bebibabe!   ?

Regards,

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

...
At that speed, maybe I should go for "Mistress D'Escargot" or something...


- Judo

ROTFLMAO!

You have no idea why that's so funny and it has nothing to do with the speed which you post! Personally, I love the irony because you do display a quick wit!

I hope I see the thread (or get a PM) when you do start looking for a title!