I did it!

[Merelan]

You better start with April... it's her party.

 

[ShyGuy68]

Man I'm late!! Is the party still going on, or am i way to late???

 

[Merelan]

Anytime you appear is the right time darling. Come over here and give April a special "I am sorry I am late" hug....
Hey...
April. Don't tackle him to the ground. he is more then willing to stay and party with you.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Merelan...would it be selfish to ask for BOTH to be cleaned up, or I might work something out by which one of the above was cleaned up and the other was dirtied!

Havoc...I thought you would never get here!

ShyGuy....never too late..always fashionable to be late for a party. Start cleaning..or dirtying (whichever you like)

 

[Merelan]

Dear Southern, did you get a cold drink? Something to "munch"?

 

[SimplySouthern]

*giggle* munch you say....what did you have in mind??

 

[Merelan]

Well, I did the cleaning up already. So what else can the men do but provide some, ummmm. snacks?

 

[Magic Merlin]

A Snack?

Merelan dear, did I hear you call me?

SS, since this is April's party, I think us men would be more than willing to, uhmm, assist the women in whatever way April thinks is appropriate.

 

[April]

oh, yes. *ahem* ummm. oh, I know. let's hypnotize the guys into being our slaves, and then make them give us backrubs. that is, unless they are willing to do these things anyway?

(sorry, feeling a little deprived at home! hubby's just finishing up 3 weeks straight at work!)

 

[Triatic]

~zips in~

Free food? Nudity?

~blink~

Did I just unintentionally reinforce a stereotype? I did, didn't I.

~leaves sheepishly~

 

[Rosebud]

~~leaves sheepishly~

oh my god don't say sheep!!!!!!!

 

[SimplySouthern]

sheep? oh my..this is turning into one of those beasty threads! At any rate..thanks April for making sure that all the women get a good time at your party. It is after all, all about us!

Repeat after me men...

Whatever you want (insert female of choice's name here). It's all about you. Whatever makes you happy makes me happy.

 

[ShyGuy68]

*hugs April his special "sorry I'm late" hug* Now that is over, lets start to party!!

SimplySouthern I sure do prefy dirtying than cleaning. Unless the cleaning is the kind where a man and a woman takes a bath together, cleaning each other body, because that sure is a very good thing!

Merelan you know that I would let you snack on me anytime!!

April I love giving backrubs, especially since sometimes it can lead to something else!

ShyGuy

 

[Magic Merlin]

Repeat after me men...

Whatever you want (insert female of choice's name here). It's all about you. Whatever makes you happy makes me happy.

Whatevery <all of you beautiful women> want. It's all about all of you. Whatever makes all of you happy, makes me <deleriously>

Now where is that snack? And all of the naked women?? yum yum


Ooops! Is that to eager?

 

[Merelan]

Eager is nice.
Here Merlin, I have an ice cream for you now.

 

[Magic Merlin]

LOL

Yes, Merelan. Your wish is my command.

Ice cream, huh. You know I will do almost anything for a taste of ice cream or anything else sweet that you may have.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Oh I just love a man that can take direction!

And one that likes getting dirty...and clean in those fun ways!

 

[Magic Merlin]

LOL SS.

and men think they rule the world....



Are you ready for that backrub now, SS?...I have these wonderful magic fingers <hehehe>

 

[April]

LOL

You people are funny!

*a meaningless post brought to you by my computer addiction*

 

[SimplySouthern]

always ready for whatever you may have to offer...and by the way, what are you offering??? Something ooey-gooey, creamy and delicious? Pastry...I was thinking pastry here people. (geez...bunch of perverts!)

 

[Bigdog]

If we're perverts, how come you knew what we were thinking?

If you cant beat us, join us.

 

[April]

Fortune cookie fortune: The man is in charge: if the wife allows.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Me? Lil' ol' me join you in the land of the perverse?


MAKE ME!!
*wink*