I hate it when . . .

I really HIW someone wants to know what I am wearing or wants to "just fuck already" but they act like they don't and pretend to be interested in what I have to say.
 
IHIW you get all excited for a big game then your team forgets to show up!
 
I hate it when I answer the phone and a pre-recorded voice asks ME to hold.

Hey, fucker, you called me! I'm not gonna hold so you can mispronounce my name and tell me I owe you money.
 
I hate it when....it snows and fuckers on the interstate act like they've never seen it before.
 
I hate it when an attractive waitress close to my age behaves coldly because she assumes I'm going to hit on her if she's the least bit warm.
 
I hate it when you say "yes, right there" and they move.... and not in a good teasing kind of way :confused:
 
IHIW i log on to lit & i have no messages. That is why i always pm myself before i log off!
 
I hate it when I answer the phone and a pre-recorded voice asks ME to hold.

Hey, fucker, you called me! I'm not gonna hold so you can mispronounce my name and tell me I owe you money.

I know, right! (I don't owe anyone money; Kaiser does the same thing when you have an upcoming appt.)
 
IHIW: I do / act / say something that makes me appear to be childish, immature or jealous.
 
IHIW the phone rings while I'm watching and/or looking at porn. I feel like whoever it is knows what I'm doing and they're calling to tell me to stop.
 
IHIW the phone rings while I'm watching and/or looking at porn. I feel like whoever it is knows what I'm doing and they're calling to tell me to stop.

LMAO!

I hate it when. My girlfriend makes plans for the both of us with out talking to me first! Then gets pissed off if I don't want to go.
 
IHIW an ex-girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me and then I see her doing porn. :rolleyes: :eek:
 
IHIW reality is just not as good as the imagination...darn books and movies
 
IHIW the inner brat wants to come out and have tantrums because it didn't get what it wanted.

Can't spoil her all the time. Hehe.
 
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