i just got a new toy damn im excited

I haven't actually bought a toy yet, but for guys out there that haven't tried it, trust me... there is nothing like having something in your ass when you orgasm. When I do get the chance to have some long jack-off sessions (like when I'm on a business trip) I love to shoot my load with a finger slipped inside me. The feeling of shooting cum out of your cock while your ass clamps down on your finger feels so damn good!
 
I've tryed every thing . When I was young I used to use a carrot while i selfsucked . Some are quite large . The feel of my load shooting down my throat was so hot . Then after I got married my wife used her 12" toy in my ass while giving me a BJ . I came so hard it was unreal . Then she whould kiss me so deep and feed me every drop of my cum . :p
 
self suck please do tell--reminds me of a joke
2 guys walking down the street they see a dog licking his nuts
1 guy says I wish I could do that
the other says It would probably be a good idea if you pet him first
 
bgr said:
screwdriver handles,pens,pencils,shampoo bottles,dildos,fingers am always looking for something to keep in the shower to squat on.

Is this the sorta stuff you keep in your shower? They are in mine..

When you are working on getting to know what size your butt wants the produce section in a good place to start - the stuff is cheep and easy to toss away after use. Cukes are a great starting veggy. PS: let it warm a bit first, cold does not help that little pucker open-up. And ose lots and lots of lub.

Have fun
 
I'm looking for a butt plug that can be worn without anyone knowing that it is there. Have tried a few but they all to want to work their way out and even when they are in, there seems to be a buldge that can be seen. Any suggestions? A pic of a good one would be great!!
 
Look around online - JT's Stockroom (www.stockroom.com) sells an anal plug harness for men. It's expensive but GoddessO wants to get me one.

Alternately, look around for a plug with a longer shaft length between the widest part of the plug and the base. That'll give more room for your sphincter to clamp down and hold in the plug while you wear it.
 
Hyperion717 said:
i bought my first toy (and 2 thongs) about a week ago... I love it. It's a 5" buttplug... It's fun to just wear it and and the thong around the house, nobody being the wiser.


Is this how it fits? :confused:
 
I used a plastic cigar tube but it bent when my ass locked on it when i came.

hair...ewww
 
Stuff I've stuffed

Wow what a hot topic. I'm hard just reading about so many guys like me who enjoy anal stiulation! I've been playing with my ass since I was a teen. Everything from popcicle sticks to screw drivers, a turkey baster (shot some water too, self enema) most recently cigar tubes and a long candle stick. I really wanted the feeling of being fucked in the ass so... I attached a broom stick to a pole in my basement, put a condom on it and kneeled backwards on my rowing machine seat. That way I could slide back on the rails and the broom fucked me deep and hard. I only did it once but what an orgasm!! Keep the hot stories and pics cumming
 
You sick FUCKER!!!! I hope you like that because that's all you will be getting from now on!!!
LEAVE MY SHIT ALONE!!! You just explained to me why when I go to use my stuff it does not work. God only knows I NEED IT MORE THAN YOU!!!!!! NEEDLE DICK!!!
 
Thanks for contaminating my salad. Fucker!!!!!! I will never be able to eat one of those again!!!!!!!
 
Good luck with your butt plug! I hope it is all you hoped it would be. Apparently my husband enjoys shopping in the produce section at our local grocery store. I told him the farmers market might be cheaper and he would be helping support our local farmers. I guess seedless cucumbers may be all the rage. Who knew? Three years ago it was butt plugs and this year it's cucumbers. I'm holding out for zuccini for next year. Hey, maybe you would like an eggplant. That's kinda like a plug isn't it? And they have that soft outer layer. Less abrasive. Hope this message finds you well and hemroid free!!! As I am sure this can be a problem with BUTT PLUGS. No worse than cucs I suppose!
 
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