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I wanna eat you: A Poetry Challenge

*whines and points at daughter*

I only did it cuz she did it!

*perks up*

Who's doin' the pat down? A guy, I hope. Someone with knowing hands, maybe?
 
Here I go slaving away to keep the lines to 14,and ya'll do this.

sigh....... ;)

I am all for the punishment....Can I watch????? :D
 
Re: The Rules Police Cometh

KatPurrs said:
Ok Ok, What's going on here? All 4 of you! daughter, Whispersecret, Tigerjen and Debbiexxx!

Up against the wall and spread 'em!

You are being charged with breaking the rules.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you.



Debbiexxx...You poem contained the word "cantaloupe" which is definitely a melon and one of the taboo words.
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Awwww can't I plead a technicality? I didn't use the word melon! Please???
:D Or I could replace the word with pumpkin or bazookas, jubblies, gazongas or squash? :p
 
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Uhhhhh

((d whining and wishing there was a rock to crawl under))

"Lady policewoman, uh, is that Policeman, Storm gonna pat us down?"

(((trying to hide her grin))
 
Insult to injury

Hate to bring it up, but isn't "Sangria" wine? Well isn't daughter?
 
My poem may be silly and full of frisky veggies, but at least, I didn't break any rules! I'm a good girl! Oh wait... I don't think my poem was erotic, was it? That was one of the rules. Oh, I'm bad! May I be frisked now? Please!

U.P. -- Sangria: a usually iced punch made of red wine, fruit juice, and soda water.

Against the rules? It's kind of like using fruit cocktail in your poem. It has grapes in it, but is it against the rules? This could be very serious!!

WICKED E:devil:E
 
I think "cantaloupe" was all right because daughter didn't say, "melons (all varieties)." Same goes for Sangria and wine. :)
 
lovetoread

The poets on this board are the Hell's Angels of Poetry! :devil:
 
<whimpers>

for once in my entire life, i raise my hand first, and do as i'm told... and now i miss the body search!?
i give up, i just can win.
 
she was the icing on my cake

my love's lips are like strawberries,
all berries
every berry
berry berry
chuck berry

when i kissed her
i could sometimes taste
what she ate.
like if she ate pears,
i could taste, like, pears
and if she ate plums,
i could totally taste plums!
and if she ate
chocolate chip
cookie dough
ice cream………..

and lord, her boobs
like juicy melons
no, they're smaller,
more like peaches
or oranges…

okay, they're grapes,
but i still love ‘em
and the little tips remind me of nuts
i really like to nibble on nuts
all nuts,
except mine,
‘cuz I’m not gay

And, oh, that cavern of girl honey …
I could suck up that
saucy pudding like a man
who’s been wandering
in the desert
hot,
sweating,
dry,
and really wanting…
…
…
what else?
Pudding! Duh!

when i think about her
my big banana becomes more like
a firm plantain,
or a long, curving zucchini
oh yeah.
You guys know what I mean.

when I poked her
With my ten inch male
cucumber…
she made me wanna burst
shooting my juice all over
like a shaken bottle of wine.

oh wait.
wine doesn't do that.

like a champagne bottle!
like that canned whipped cream
that comes out all fluffed and pretty,
like syrup heated up in the microwave
TOO LOOOOOOONG.

but she broke up with me
i am heavily
bummed
i don’t think I can live
without
the apple of my eye,
the carrot of my cake
the tomato of my sauce

what can i say
i’m
a
vegetarian
 
Re Unregistered

The Rules Police Rulz!

Ok, all you ladies can go now, but this guy's ass is MINE!

MRAWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
 
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I just read unregistered's poem. That totally cracked me up! Okay, who are you?! Tell us! Pretty please with sugar...:kiss:
 
Wicked Eve

I think it's the U.P. soon to be known as the M.P. (and I'm not talkin' the Military Police here)

Other suspects of mine: KM or REDWAVE. You were on my list but I just scratched you off.

mskittykatt is a slight possibility. She might have been fooling with us when she asked who it was. It was written right after her whiney entry and she wanted that full body search awfully bad! ;)

But I still say it was U.P. That wascal wabbit.

Kat~
 
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I am thinking someone is a wonderful writer and should admit to writing that poem.

I mean the punishment wouldnt be too bad....;)
 
i was thinking UP, as well actually

although if it would mean punishment, and it wasn't so damned unethical i would claim it! see, i can't win for being a good kitty *sigh*

p.s. whining is pathetic, whimpering is an art! :p
 
not his style

Er, folks, are you too full? Have you forgotten U.P.'s critiques and preferences? LOL

I think he'd have a few choice words for this and "tasty" wouldn't be one of them. JMO

Peace,

daughter
 
Nipples painted, Merlot slowly creeping
Your lips suckle me, dry me,
starting fresh once more,
Thin line drawn, dividing me slowly,
Merlot pooling at my center, filling my small pool,
your tongue laps at me like a thursty drunkard,
spreading me now, the bottles cold smoothness touching,
sliding in my syrup, tilted forward, the merlot,
drips and seeps onto me,
covering me wolflike you devour my oyster,
drawing me off my shell, to you, into you,
your feast but beginning.





ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, not trying for a double entendre but this sucks. lol.
 
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Mail to:
Get a grip!
911 it aint gonna happen ave.
Storms bedroom (yah in your dreams)

U.P
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this doesn't sound like someone who could have had a lot of fun with that?

hmmm.
 
alltherage

It doesn't suck! Well, maybe there's some oyster sucking going on but... lol
I liked it! It is better than my "frisky food." :D

KatPurrs, I think it's UP too. Or it's you! You're trying to throw us off your trail! Clever girl! lol

By the way, this thread is making me hungry!


WICKED E:devil:E
 
I did not do it

I only hide behind a mask, besides I always sign my name.

U.P.

Redwave is coming!
 
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