Ice Cream or sex Today?

If I have ice cream I'll need to burn off the calories, and I hear sex is good for that
 
Why not both? Spoon feed each other strawberry ice cream after a long, passionate session to replenish our energy. :)
 
Why choose? French vanilla, whipped cream and a succulent cherry, then, just add the ice cream.
 
I do believe I will be having a mint chocolate chip Klondike bar later (a real thing or a subtle euphemism for some perverted sex act?)
 
There is ice cream in the freezer. I don't see anyone else in the house so my choice has been made for me.:rolleyes:
 
Ice cream. I can always get ice cream in a lot of different flavors and I won't get arrested for paying for it.
 
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