If I make you chuckle, you have to send me a bikini pic

[jsmiam]

Sounds like this character

Ooh, a hardbody!

 

[Lotus_Blossom_]

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[jsmiam]

Tough crowd, I thought it was funny! Too lazy to get into my bikini though.

Must. Try. Harder!

 

[Lotus_Blossom_]

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[kurrginatorX]

Still waiting on a pic. May have to settle for Lotus Blossom's avatar.

 

[jsmiam]

That seems like too much effort. Sensing a theme yet?

Hmmmmm....

Still waiting on a pic. May have to settle for Lotus Blossom's avatar.

I wonder what she’s wearing? Cuz, fuzzy slippers, quilted nightgown. Shower cap. Still works for me...

 

[Lotus_Blossom_]

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[Lotus_Blossom_]

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[kurrginatorX]

Settle?? Settle?!

I'm sorry. That didn't come out right. What I meant to say was, "Why the hell do I need a pic when Lotus Blossom has so graciously afforded us a pic of herself? Pics of other women? HAH! It'll be a cold day in hell before I accept any of those."

 

[Lotus_Blossom_]

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[jsmiam]

You know, some might accuse you of being extremely insincere, but luckily I'm extremely narcissistic, and will accept this most blatant flattery.

Damn I hate when I miss a boat! Wait. What if I run down the shore next to the boat waving my arms and screaming loudly?

 

[kurrginatorX]

Damn I hate when I miss a boat! Wait. What if I run down the shore next to the boat waving my arms and screaming loudly?

We would beat you with the oars and row off into the sunset. That is, with Lotus's permission, of course.

 

[Lotus_Blossom_]

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[jsmiam]

I said I was narcissistic, not charitable



But I'm not a violent person, no matter what they say...

You are so wise and philosophical. Not like those other boys who just like you for your looks. How shallow! (Trying a new tack).

P. S. Tack. Get it? Get it?? Man, THAT deserves a bikini pic!

 

[Lotus_Blossom_]

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[jsmiam]

I don't get it...

Tack, the sailing term. And we were talking about boats.

CLEARLY, very funny. ;-)

 

[DoesAnyNameWorkOnHere]

When being read, story jokes are hard to get a laugh because the mind can anticipate the punchline. Try hitting them with a one liner or pun. If you're talented, you can put a one liner and pun together. Something like....

German sausage jokes are the wurst.

 

[Lotus_Blossom_]

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[DoesAnyNameWorkOnHere]

Good point. I accept voice messages too

I'm trying to make you giggle, not squirm

A wise Chinese man once said :
如果你点击翻译，你必须发送裸照

 

[Lotus_Blossom_]

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[DoesAnyNameWorkOnHere]

Hahaha luckily I didn't need to translate it!

Lol, maybe not, but "hahaha" sounds like a giggle to me. I'll take that as a win!

 

[Lotus_Blossom_]

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[DoesAnyNameWorkOnHere]

Well I do giggle a lot, even at inappropriate moments!

There's never an inappropriate moment! If you're not having a good time that's worth smiles and giggles, you're in the wrong place, wrong group or wrong mindset.

 

[Lotus_Blossom_]

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[jsmiam]

At funerals?

That’s just hearsay.