If I make you chuckle, you have to send me a bikini pic

[kurrginatorX]

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Edit: in any case, I don't dance with oars either

My finger hit the wrong key. I was trying to say something witty about Tony Danza.

 

[Lotus_Blossom_]

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[DoesAnyNameWorkOnHere]

What time was it when Sir Lancelot looked at his belly button?

The middle of the Knight.

You cheeky minx!

 

[jsmiam]

I didn't mean beat as in assault, but beat as in dance, as in dance with the oars before rowing away.

I see a bright career in politics and celebrity apologies!

 

[Lotus_Blossom_]

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[DoesAnyNameWorkOnHere]

Why did the beach blush?

Because the sea weed.

Does this mean I owe you a bikini pic?

 

[Lotus_Blossom_]

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[DoesAnyNameWorkOnHere]

Yes. Post it here for all to see.

No one else made me laugh, so no one else gets to see

Come to think of it, I think I may owe you more than a bikini pic since I laughed out loud instead of just a giggle

 

[Lotus_Blossom_]

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[kurrginatorX]

Hey, Lotus. I think I'm suffering some kind of Stockholm Syndrome or Florence Nightingale Effect with you. Tell me what I should do about that.

 

[Lotus_Blossom_]

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[kurrginatorX]

Well, considering you're free to go whenever you want and I'm not actually your invalid, maybe you need to see a psychiatrist?

Hmmmm, I was hoping for more of a "Don't worry big boy, I'll take care of you," response, but I guess I'll just meander on my way, walking from town to town, trying my best to forget you.

 

[jsmiam]

Hmmmm, I was hoping for more of a "Don't worry big boy, I'll take care of you," response, but I guess I'll just meander on my way, walking from town to town, trying my best to forget you.

For me, it’s just a Halo effect...

(I heard flattery works on her... ;-).

And flattery plus flowers? Whoa!

 

[daizyduke77]

If you snicker, chuckle, smile, or grin
A bikini pic is what you’re in

And If you do an out loud laugh,
Then obviously the top comes off

But if you do laugh your ass off
Then the pic is in the buff

...

So, with that set of rules.

A drunk goes into a bar
Gets right into the big burly bartender’s face and says, “I fucked YOUR mother!”

The bartender says...

“Go home Dad. You’re drunk. “

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I guess if you’re as funny as me, just say hi. I’ll wait on the bikini pic. Maybe.

And what am I looking for? Bikini pics. Ok, maybe a pen pal too. Nothing like a secret email friend, right? Exactly. I knew you’d see things my way.

Also, I hate that I have to spell this out. I’m a male. Looking for a female. It’s my hands in the avatar, I’m not the one in the shorts. See? (I’m glad we had this little chat... )

EDITED: (Thanks @Boo & @Mae) - One pieces are A-OK too.

I’ll admit. I smiled a bit. However, I can almost guarantee you don’t want to see me in a bikini ever so we should just call it a draw.

 

[DoesAnyNameWorkOnHere]

I’ll admit. I smiled a bit. However, I can almost guarantee you don’t want to see me in a bikini ever so we should just call it a draw.

I won't speak for anyone else, but I've looked at your profile and I think you're sexy. Be confident, darling!

 

[jsmiam]

I won't speak for anyone else, but I've looked at your profile and I think you're sexy. Be confident, darling!

What he said... I mean, none of US had a nineties hip-hop song written about us!

 

[daizyduke77]

I won't speak for anyone else, but I've looked at your profile and I think you're sexy. Be confident, darling!

Well thank you. Still no bikinis for me.

 

[daizyduke77]

What he said... I mean, none of US had a nineties hip-hop song written about us!

Wait. You mean to tell me when she said, oh my God Becky look at her butt...they weren’t talking about me?!? My life has been a lie.

 

[DoesAnyNameWorkOnHere]

Well thank you. Still no bikinis for me.

You're welcome. I'll just have to get over not seeing you in a bikini by looking at your profile.

 

[daizyduke77]

You're welcome. I'll just have to get over not seeing you in a bikini by looking at your profile.

You won’t need the bikini after that.

 

[DoesAnyNameWorkOnHere]

You won’t need the bikini after that.

You're right! I'll just need a snack and a nap

 

[daizyduke77]

You're right! I'll just need a snack and a nap

I’ll have to work harder. The answer I was looking for is, I’ll need an orgasm and a nap.

Back to the drawing board.

 

[DoesAnyNameWorkOnHere]

I’ll have to work harder. The answer I was looking for is, I’ll need an orgasm and a nap.

Back to the drawing board.

The orgasm was assumed and the reason for the snack and nap. I'm always appreciative of more effort though and am sure to reciprocate that effort.

 

[daizyduke77]

The orgasm was assumed and the reason for the snack and nap. I'm always appreciative of more effort though and am sure to reciprocate that effort.

Rarely do I assume. I speak what I mean and mean what I speak.

 

[jsmiam]

Wait. You mean to tell me when she said, oh my God Becky look at her butt...they weren’t talking about me?!? My life has been a lie.

Y’know, good point, I wasn’t even thinking of ‘Baby got Back’, I was thinking ‘Dazzey Duks’ by Duice (a one hit wonder back in 1993.)

So wait.. now you’re saying TWO songs written about you?