If you could suck your own cock or lick your own pussy, would you?

[T_2K_59]

Id definitely be to busy to be here.

I'd be busy doing it while I was on here :|||||D

 

[bumpinthenight2022]

I'm a little over 8" but also 6'4", I've tried stretching exercises, different poses, but I think my spine is just too long... For my height you probably need to be closer to 12".

Anyway, I've done the legs over head JO, caught it directly in my mouth, sometimes missed and got my face...

I think the taboo nature of it is the biggest turn on. The taste wasn't significant, not more arousing but also not a turn off. The texture wasn't bad. Would I do it again? If I'm feeling especially kinky, maybe. I've only done it a handful of times.

I do think getting it in my mouth would be a better experience, even if just the tip. I imagine it'd become my favorite form of self pleasure. But I'd definitely swallow every time. I might not be about to get out of bed in the morning without sucking some dick.

 

[MillennialNerd90]

I'm a little over 8" but also 6'4", I've tried stretching exercises, different poses, but I think my spine is just too long... For my height you probably need to be closer to 12".

Anyway, I've done the legs over head JO, caught it directly in my mouth, sometimes missed and got my face...

I think the taboo nature of it is the biggest turn on. The taste wasn't significant, not more arousing but also not a turn off. The texture wasn't bad. Would I do it again? If I'm feeling especially kinky, maybe. I've only done it a handful of times.

I do think getting it in my mouth would be a better experience, even if just the tip. I imagine it'd become my favorite form of self pleasure. But I'd definitely swallow every time. I might not be about to get out of bed in the morning without sucking some dick.

Same height as you and similar experience. I haven’t been able to get mine anywhere near my mouth. But I have jerked onto my own face several times and into my mouth. If I could get it there though people might never see me again

 

[Booboobear84]

When I was young I was flexible enough to get the head in my mouth. It was uncomfortable from a position point of view, and I was fairly inhibited. Despite that, I loved the feel of the head in my mouth and it felt fabulous on my cock. Part of me deludes myself I could be that or maybe even a bit more flexible again. I would be a lot more into it these days.

 

[wishywashy1956]

You and I are on the same level

 

[S1e2t3h]

When I was younger I used to lie close to a wall and work my legs and butt as far up the wall as possible so that my erection was pointing directly down at my face. I would then masturbate and shoot my own load over my face. I used to produce more volume in those days and it would go everywhere, mouth, nose, hair, even collected the last drops as they hung from the head of my dick. I used to fucking love doing that. So fucking messy. Before phone cameras otherwise I would have a gallery of face shots

 

[Kinkierthanyou]

Yes have done it, not flexible enough now but I can still cum on my face and mouth so I can eat the cum

 

[womaneater58]

I haven't been flexible enough for years.

 

[ClockworkFox]

Do bears shit in the woods? Is the Pope Catholic? Of course I would. Of course you would. Of course we would. Why do dogs and cats and just about any other animal lick between their legs? Because they can, lad, simply because they can.

Wasn't it Marilyn Manson the singer who decided to have his floating ribs removed, the ones which don't have any particular function, but are the sole impediment facing someone who wants to give himself a blowjob? The ultimate self-love. Plus, you don't have to ask afterwards whether it was good for you too. I don't know whether he did it or not, but at least one surgeon refused on ethical grounds when he found out why he wanted them removed.

Then again, there must be ballet dancers and other supple people out there who can service themselves all on their ownio. Hmm? Anyone like that out there with messy self-love experience?

 

[Jerrydylangarcia]

In short, yes, at least once. I would find it very erotic and safe from STD's. It would also give me a different perspective on a blowjob.

 

[frosty3610]

I would love to suck my own cock and cum in my mouth

 

[mephy1976]

absolutly

 

[davetest]

When I was younger I used to lie close to a wall and work my legs and butt as far up the wall as possible so that my erection was pointing directly down at my face. I would then masturbate and shoot my own load over my face. I used to produce more volume in those days and it would go everywhere, mouth, nose, hair, even collected the last drops as they hung from the head of my dick. I used to fucking love doing that. So fucking messy. Before phone cameras otherwise I would have a gallery of face shots

still do that

 

[hulmule]

Well you wouldnt have to tell the other person what to do... you know what you like !

 

[vaubwobdc]

Oh man I don’t think I’d ever stop doing it!

 

[tampdown]

Hard to be as verbal as I want to be

 

[Speshul91]

I can only get the tip in my mouth

 

[zphude]

I used to be able to get my own cock in my mouth. It was a really big turn on. I loved ejaculating into my own mouth, and yes, I swallowed. Tasting myself is a also a big turn on, especially licking my cum off a woman's body. And yes, I did insert toys whenever I was sucking myself.

 

[Lizzyliv]

Has anybody actually ever said no on this thread?
If so I would find it highly unlikely that they are being honest!

 

[anniebaby10]

not that flexible and being 5'10" it is virtually impossible but if I could, I might never leave the house!!!

 

[Pantylvr8810]

Mmmm I’d love to be able to sick my own cock. If I could do it, I’d be doing it daily no doubt. I think my cock is sexy and delicious looking, but I’m probably just bias. Lol.

 

[Mike130]

Well, this pretty trans girl found a way
https://www.redgifs.com/watch/lumpycompassionateequine

 

[BiCanuckGuy]

Absolutely I would, and I’d swallow

 

[Smoothshavendad]

not that flexible and being 5'10" it is virtually impossible but if I could, I might never leave the house!!!

It would be hot as hell watching you try!!!

 

[perturbedmusic]

Absolutely I would, and I’d swallow

You can’t waste your own load