If you could suck your own cock or lick your own pussy, would you?

Hmmm I don't think I would.
I regularly feel like I have Too Much To Do as it is, I'm not sure I want to add more hobbies to my list 🤭
Being retired, and feeling like I regularly Don't have Too Much To Do, I would gladly add sucking my own cock to my list of hobbies. Haven't noticed that before in my trips to Hobby Lobby - am I going to the wrong stores?.
 
On my first phone sex call, the woman told me to suck my own cock. I tried (so I guess that is the answer to would I do it). When it was clear I couldn't, she told me to jerk myself off and catch my cum in my other hand and then after the first spurt or two to lick my hand while I was still cumming. I did. She laughed and said "Welcome to the cum slut club" or something like that. She asked if I liked the taste. I told her I didn't. She said good. "Get used to the taste. It is the taste of submission." So answer the the other question: swallow, I guess. Leave the house, for sure.
 
Assuming it was perfectly comfortable.

Would you cum in your mouth? / Spit? / Swallow?
Would you use your hand or only your mouth?
Would you ever leave the house again?

Would you seek out your own pussy juices or avoid?
Would tasting yourself turn you on or off?
Would you insert a toy at the same time?
Absolutely I would and I’d swallow every drop. Been a long time fantasy since I could get the sensation of cumming and having cum fill my mouth at exactly the same time. Actually gives me a hard on just thinking about it
 
Hmmm I don't think I would.
I regularly feel like I have Too Much To Do as it is, I'm not sure I want to add more hobbies to my list 🤭
But if you suck instead of stroke, you'd have an extra hand free for your other hobbies :D
Grass flying everywhere 😸 You boys would put it in an ear if it would fit 😹
Mine wouldn't even fit in an elephant's ear :cool: Believe me?
💋 Now I need to know why men get the desire to begin with 😸
Hard one to answer. I read some online sex polls asking how guys clean up, and thousands of men answered "Eat it" as one of their methods. That turned me on enough to want to give it a go.
On my first phone sex call, the woman told me to suck my own cock. I tried (so I guess that is the answer to would I do it). When it was clear I couldn't, she told me to jerk myself off and catch my cum in my other hand and then after the first spurt or two to lick my hand while I was still cumming. I did. She laughed and said "Welcome to the cum slut club" or something like that. She asked if I liked the taste. I told her I didn't. She said good. "Get used to the taste. It is the taste of submission." So answer the the other question: swallow, I guess. Leave the house, for sure.
Help helps. Doing it as a submissive act must feel good to recall even if it's not so good at the time.
Absolutely I would and I’d swallow every drop. Been a long time fantasy since I could get the sensation of cumming and having cum fill my mouth at exactly the same time. Actually gives me a hard on just thinking about it
Legs over your head and shoot into your mouth - swallow as you shoot. Cum down a tube if you want the full load to go in your mouth. It's about as close as you can get to sucking a dick on your own without self-sucking.
 
If I enjoyed putting my dick in food, and I could suck my own dick, then sucking food off it would probably happen.
 
Help helps. Doing it as a submissive act must feel good to recall even if it's not so good at the time.
Yes, I would never have done it (or even thought of it) without help and I felt quite embarrassed that I did it (tried to suck my cock and then licked and swallowed some of my cum) but a few days later, she sent me a DM asking if I enjoyed being my own one-man cleanup crew and I had an immediate hard-on and called her back for a repeat.
 
I remember being told by the neighborhood gang that it was impossible to do. So I went home and tried. It had never even occured to me that it might be a thing until then. But yeah, I came up short.
 
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