If you woke up in the morning and realized you did something sexually embarrassing during the night?

[crissynh50pt]

I once got wasted at a friend's place and stayed over. I gt up for a pee early on the morning and, still pretty drunk, staggered into the wrong bedroom. One thing lead to another and I ended up having sex with my friend's wife... and yes, she was hammered too and thought I was her husband. She kept calling me Brian, his name, and was definitely aware enough to consent... and pulled me on top of her and guided me into her pussy after I got her to come with my fingers!
When I staggered downstairs the following morning, she was already there, showered and dressed... and went scarlet when she saw me.
She told me that the sex was great, it could NEVER happen again, swore me to absolute secrecy and I was never to stay over again...
I am not entirely sure if I am embarrassed by the experience but she sure as hell was!!

ive told several illicit fucks it could "never happen again"..most of them 7 or 8 times

 

[Easyvirtue]

One evening my wife and I hosted a party, we got very drunk! I do remember asking if I could wear a pair of her panties to bed. Waking up the next morning realizing I was indeed wearing her panties I was like “oh fuck!”
I didn’t take em off I didn’t hide, I waited for her to wake up and we had a pretty interesting conversation!

 

[booth22]

Little different version of waking up to regret (text). I like a woman I work with…a LOT. She’s early 40’s, I’m 57. I’ve texted her before letting her know how interested I was (she’s absolutely knock dead gorgeous….to me) and she’s always replied very professionally that she doesn’t date people she works with.

Problem is, when I’ve had too many drinks I’ve continued to pursue (never anything sexual, just unrequited admissions of interest). Thankfully, she’s always been gracious with her responses, but sometimes when I wake up and reread our texts I want to throw my phone out the window in embarrassment.

She got a new job and is starting in a few weeks, so I suppose I’ll find out soon if the ‘no dating colleagues’ thing is applicable in our situation. But I’m going to take it slow and am almost reticent to ask her out again.

 

[fma20fma]

i would let it pass. Cant reverse what happened.If it gives pleasure why not repeat.

 

[ZfrkS62]

My wife and I were pretty buzzed one night. I was going down on her and she fell asleep. I kept eating her pussy but soon fell asleep myself. I woke up with my face in her pussy.

Tell us you at least picked up where you left off. I'm always down for breakfast in bed after a a few too many the night before..

 

[Katch123]

If it was satisfying, I'm sure I'd do it again.

 

[HoldYouDown]

I was out with a good buddy one night watching a ball game at a bar. When I arrived at the bar I sat next to a couple and said hello. Young like us, early 20s, he was white, she Chinese. My friend showed up too and we eventually chatted with them at length over drinks and the game. We got along well and they asked for our number before leaving.

Five minutes later I got a call on my cell and answered it. It was the female. She said something like "I think I can take all three of you tonight." My jaw dropped. They told us to meet them down the street so we did.

We went to a hip hotel bar and took some ecstasy that they provided and hung out, danced. The girl said to my friend and me "it's just blow jobs tonight by the way." We were like, okay. I was honestly a little uptight about it at first.

The guy booked a room and we went up. Hung out, chatted. The girl took her top off, she had cute little tits. She then asked us to show our dicks and she got on her knees and started playing with each of us and sucking us. She took me into the bathroom and sucked me off while the others waited. I don't know why but I couldn't cum.

We came out and she started having an "episode" with the ecstasy and eventually the guy took her home because she wasn't feeling well. He said the room's paid for, enjoy it. My friend and I spent the night in the bed. Next morning I tried to jerk off in the bathroom but couldn't, lol. I guess I had stage fright. Anyway we were both like WTF happened last night anyway? To this day we still laugh about it. So we weren't super hammered but it was a wild random night, not embarrassing per se just one of those WTF nights.

 

[Cardinal]

Last week after a martini and an ambien I went a little too far in an online chat with someone who had become a friend but after that night I haven’t heard from him.

 

[Katch123]

I did some Manscaping down below today.

 

[Cardinal]

How would you feel if you woke up in the morning and realized you did something sexually embarrassing during the night?

My 80 year old uncle recently told me and my brother that when he was in college in the late 1960’s, one morning he woke up nude in bed with a male friend.

My uncle said his ass felt sore like he had been fucked in the ass during the night. My uncle wasn’t gay and had never done that before so this was shocking. He wasn’t sure but he thought it was possible that the male friend had drugged him during the night to fuck him. He was afraid to confront the friend about it so he just fled his apartment as soon as possible.

My uncle seemed okay talking about this and he never suggested that what happened made him feel “gay” or “feminine”.

However, I can imagine some men might feel insecure after an event like that and worry that other people might think they were gay.

How would you feel if you woke up and realized you’ve done something sexually embarrassing?

Consider the weirdest possibilities, like a niece waking up nude in bed with her uncle or a brother and sister waking up nude in each other’s arms.

Or waking up nude in bed spooning with your wife’s brother or dad.

Would you just accept it and try to forget about it?

Whatever it was that happened I’d just have to pretend to be embarrassed because I probably wouldn’t be.
Except for the family part wouldn’t like that.

 

[WendyTrilby]

Not so much during the act, but post-sex.

I like anal, and I prefer coconut oil as my lube. But I got a sample of a product with a toy order that was supposed to numb the senses slightly, and we tried it. For whatever reason, this water-based product created a much tighter seal between flesh and flesh and flesh and toy. The sex was great, and the glide was smooth, but something in that product caused far more air than normal to be trapped inside me. While there are always some funny escaping air noises post-anal, this night it was loud and continued through the night.

One little fart during sex is embarrassing, but that's life in the real world. One entire night of farting post-anal, that's fucking embarrassing. I'm 100% coconut oil only from that day forward.

 

[BCJ111]

Woke up hung over in a co-worker's hotel room. She was getting ready for the day and commented that I'd passed out drunk but still hard enough for her to use for her pleasure but was sorry she had not been able to make me cum. Apparently I was too numb for that. I didn't remember any of it.

True story.

 

[LilyField]

not quite sure that i understand what would be considered sexually embaressing.

 

[BiDrew42]

One night when I was in Basic Training in the Air Force, I had an incredible wet dream about a girl I went to high school with. We had never had sex, but we had made out in my car once. I filled my tighty whities with a huge load of cum. The next morning, the guy in the bunk next to mine (about two feet away) asked me if I had enjoyed jacking off in the middle of the night. I guess I was masturbating in my sleep.