I'm too TALL for Lit???

[MathGirl]

Originally posted by Quasimodem Who’s got the complete lyrics to “Short People?”

Isn't that about enough about the vertically challenged? I get tired of people asking me if I'm standing in a hole.
MG
Ps. I sure would look strange with D-cup boobs.

 

[Guest]

I think it's a valid complaint and goes to the nub of a number of threads, realism. 12" cocks. 36d tits. Not an ounce of fat.

On the other hand the realism in my house is almost exclusively in the 6' region. (5'9", 5'9", 5'11", 6'1" and 6'3")

Gauche

People will find something to bitch about, I'm sure.

But it is almost like complaining about all the men in porno flicks having big dicks!

It is fiction after all - like going to the movies. It doesn't have to be real!

I don't want real - I wanna escape!!

 

[Madame Manga]

Complete lyrics

http://dag.wieers.com/personal/lyrics/Short_People.php

 

[Guest]

I do feel for really short men, but not too much given how I can't let go of a real grudge against Mr. Gravity and how I feel about my arse.

I'm 5'2" and love tall, lean men; the most I had was 6'4" and did OK by him.

Perdita (post-menopausal but keeping awake the girl)

 

[snooper]

Re: Re: Re: I'm too TALL for Lit???

It's very difficult for me to relate to the problem. I barely reach five feet in heels, ...

I can offer two possible solutions to your difficulty:

A Have its owner move the sixth foot so you can reach it;

or

B Put some clothes on and see if you can reach more feet clothed.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

OK, according to our math-men, ogg and quasi, I'm somewhere between 5' 4½" - 5' 6½".

Which means that I'm either wearing high heels, or am jumping up and down.

 

[SexySoBeChick]

For what it's worth . . .

If you're 169cm tall, I calculate you're 5' 6 1/2'' tall.


--SSBC
(happy to be an average 5'5'')

 

[gauchecritic]

Which means that I'm either wearing high heels, or am jumping up and down.

Pick any combination. Harry Potter. Hubby. Addicts. Survivor results. Sex.

I'll go for option 2.

Gauche

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Harry Potter... *drooling*

 

[oggbashan]

OK, according to our math-men, ogg and quasi, I'm somewhere between 5' 4½" - 5' 6½".

Which means that I'm either wearing high heels, or am jumping up and down.

Didn't use math. I just pulled out a steel tape measure to 169cm. In the UK steel tape measures have feet and inches and metric on the same tape.

Og

 

[Svenskaflicka]

My dad had a ruler with correct measures on one side, and exaggerated numbers on the other. On the side with correct measures, it said "For Honest Fishermen", and on the other side, where each centimeter was labelled with a number that was three times higher than in real life, it said "For Fishermen Who Boast".

 

[Guest]

 

[Svenskaflicka]

...and it explains why women are so bad at parking cars. Men insist on telling them that THIS

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is 9 inches!