Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Breaking_Dawn_Fantasy]

Your body hair reminds me of a lion

I was just groomed yesterday.

 

[redcalling]

looks great you can barely see your jelly rolls

 

[MedicalMuse]

I know how you feel about Jelly

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Get that toast, girl. I wanna spread it.

 

[redcalling]

Would you like some milk with that?

 

[SmilingLez]

Depends on the source

 

[justagirlLMA]

Now, let's see those udders; )

 

[Takesha]

I have some lube in my purse, in case...you know...like, we need some.

 

[LeSabreur]

Must be jelly 'cuz jam don't shake like that!

 

[Pad_Foot]

Is that a saber in your pocket or are you happy about something ?

 

[MarilynMonroeFan]

I honey you up, with my honeypot

 

[CuriousandHornyDave]

I prefer brunettes

 

[Wand3rlust]

I dont think I have a 'Dave' in my collection..

*Unfurls plastic wallets of pictures of penises*

 

[kathyisgr65]

I prefer brunettes

Hey baby... what do u think of sweaters made from 100% house to shirt cat fur..my house..ur sweater..sexy.. meow

 

[CuriousandHornyDave]

Smashing blouse.

 

[JessMarsh69]

Dave, your profile pic…I love the curve on that C

 

[CuriousandHornyDave]

You can see my curly C anytime. Like a pigs tail.

 

[CarlyAnn]

Hey, are you a fire alarm? Cause you are really fucking loud and annoying.

 

[saintcero]

Is my battery dead or are you burning dinner again.

 

[naughty_stories]

Are you a mover cuz i liked the way you filled that box..

 

[AlexBailey]

Oh hi. Good morning. Nice to meet you.

I don’t remember what we did last night. Did I seem to enjoy it?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Oh hi. Good morning. Nice to meet you.

I don’t remember what we did last night. Did I seem to enjoy it?

In fact, I’ve never seen anyone so competitive at tiddly-winks.

 

[JennyCapricorn]

In fact, I’ve never seen anyone so competitive at tiddly-winks.

You mean pressing my thumb down on something hard to see what squirts up?

 

[TXRafe]

You mean pressing my thumb down on something hard to see what squirts up?

baby, those cankles are really doing it for me...mmm

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Soooo, is everything really big in Texas?