Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[AlwaysDancing]

Instead of flirting, can I just wear this muscle t shirt?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Instead of flirting, can I just wear this muscle t shirt?

Yeah its fine. - I wouldn't have worn my fake boobs if I'd have known.

*takes t shirt off and hands to @AlwaysDancing *

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Yeah its fine. - I wouldn't have worn my fake boobs if I'd have known.

*takes t shirt off and hands to @AlwaysDancing *

My scabs have almost all fallen off. Wanna go out?

 

[Apisto42]

My scabs have almost all fallen off. Wanna go out?

Would you pick the scabs off my back for me then?

 

[Wand3rlust]

My scabs have almost all fallen off. Wanna go out?

Would you pick the scabs off my back for me then?

3 some?

 

[Sexy_Singer]

No.

 

[MarilynMonroeFan]

Babe, sing for me, with your mouth down stairs, I listen carefully

 

[danjtoy]

So, wanna stand over a grate until it's windy

 

[MrPimms]

Did your know your name is an anagram of andyjot? Yes.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Pimms, oh what you fo to me...

 

[MrPimms]

Do you do that one that goes ‘ooh-ooh-ooh-da-da-der’

 

[Sexy_Singer]

You mean the Baby Bojangle?

 

[Chernosoth]

are you male or female?

 

[MarilynMonroeFan]

I really don’t know, because I’m a ghost! Wohhoo do you mind, if I jump into you, sexy?

 

[Sexy_Singer]

You do look a little dead, Marilyn.

 

[MarilynMonroeFan]

Damn, I look maybe like dead, but sweetheart why You are still so sexy Herman Munster?

 

[Sexy_Singer]

The two become one

 

[Wand3rlust]

I see dead people. Do you see dead people too?

Oh. My bad.

 

[Chernosoth]

I have a foggy notion to feel the waves of your ocean.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Your legs … damn, girl. They look just like that major award from that Christmas movie.

 

[Deadbed1968]

You remind me an awful lot of my mom…

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Didn’t you teach at the high school…. I thought you were old back then…

 

[smtst5]

Didn’t we go to different high schools together?

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Was that supposed to be funny?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Oh you like funny. Cuz my mom tells me I’m super funny … looking.