infamous LITEROTICAN, little ralphie, honored by Bulwer-Lytton Prize Committee

[lovecraft68]

Yep, Lovecraft's going the Freddie route with Scouries. Some of his rants even remind me of Freddie.

Must be the fact that I'm always in the North End of Boston visiting the in laws. That's Freddie's stomping grounds, must be the air over there.

Sadly however, I have not the army of Alt's that Freddie has so I have to keep speaking for myself and myself only.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

This entire thread is meant as a joke. Scouries own thread is as well. Except for a couple of newbies and rubes thinking his AIR contests are real he does no harm.

In fact he is one of the few light hearted people on a site that has more than it's share of people who are full of themselves.

Now instead of picking on "sincerely" up there and getting your pocket protector in an uproar just do what you always do, stalk the feedback portal and create graphs with your web coding.

And as for your battered spouse analogy? get real you idiot, the girl, like scouries, and unlike yourself and your boyfriend PIlot who you follow around like a groupie has a sense of humor.

I think I'm in love.

 

[lovecraft68]

I think I'm in love.

So am I, with your avatar! Hey if you need me to keep the bed warm while your "abusive spouse" Scouries is away just give me a shout!

 

[YoursSINSerely]

So am I, with your avatar! Hey if you need me to keep the bed warm while your "abusive spouse" Scouries is away just give me a shout!

What's going on between me and Scouries is personal; so personal, I'm only letting out details to a very select few, but the mystery is about to be unraveled. It's the abused friends that I worry about.

 

[lovecraft68]

What's going on between me and Scouries is personal; so personal, I'm only letting out details to a very select few, but the mystery is about to be unraveled. It's the abused friends that I worry about.

Won't someone think of the friends!!

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Won't someone think of the friends!!

I do all the time. My friends are very important to me.

 

[scouries]

Well it seems Jerome was having a little fun with this thread when I was away. Imagine posting a line from one of my stories… And from the greatest story on the site!

Yes we have another winner!!!!

[size=+2]And guess who it is…[/size]

sarahhhh !!!! Yes, Pittsburghs fairest maiden and LITEROTICAS greatest authoress took only 15 seconds to email the winning answer!

"Daddy," I whispered as I glided across the moonlit room, stopping only when my trembling knees gently brushed against the silk sheets on his king size bed.

Yes even though still sick, hardly able to move from her bed, the beautiful and sexy sarahhh still beat everyone else to the punch. We’ve already FedExed a Diamond Club Member ScouriesWorld prize pack out to our happy winner!

​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
MANU Award Winner
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[TxRad]

And scouries award another fake prize to himself since Sarahhhh was his female persona (Actually, scouries is an alt of Sarahhhhh) that failed miserably, not to mention getting laughed out of the AH. This is where all his hate comes from.

As for Pittsburgh, try the south of England like you scouries. ISP's don't lie.

 

[Guest]

Here’s an opening sentence from one of LITEROTICA’S most overworked authors. I think the author must have been worrying about Hurricane Irene when he wrote this one. - Huh, surely he can do better than this?

What started out as an innocent summer family vacation turned into a sexual orgy filled with incestuous lust for a son's love for his mother, a sister's love for her mother, and a brother's love for his sister.

As before the first person to correctly identify the story and the author will receive a ScouriesWorld prize pack.​

​

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Here’s an opening sentence from one of LITEROTICA’S most overworked authors. I think the author must have been worrying about Hurricane Irene when he wrote this one. - Huh, surely he can do better than this?

What started out as an innocent summer family vacation turned into a sexual orgy filled with incestuous lust for a son's love for his mother, a sister's love for her mother, and a brother's love for his sister.

As before the first person to correctly identify the story and the author will receive a ScouriesWorld prize pack.​

​

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

God, the above line brings happy tears to my eyes. I wrote it, I mean, of course, SuperHeroRalph, that terrible, no talent, phony writer who masquerades himself as the late, great, BOSTONFICTIONWRITER wrote that story, Mother, Sister, Brother Cabin Fever.

Prize pack? What did I win? You're not going to send me another pink Scouries World hat, keychain, and tee shirt are you? At least get the size right. You sent me a small last year. I take an extra large.

If I could pick, I'd rather have tickets to the Miami Dolphin/Patriots games when they play in Miami.

 

[Guest]

superheroralphie a.k.a. little ralphie a.k.a. bettyboob a.k.a. carboy a.k.a.forestwill but not BFW


Unfortunatel little ralphie the author of the line is inelible for the prize (even if he posts under the name of a dead person!).

And quite frankly, you'd be far better off spending your time trying to improve your writing instead of spending so much time in [SIZE=+4]ScouriesWorld[/SIZE]

I'm sure you could find some school up there in Boston that would allow you entry into one of their non-credit senior writing programs.​

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

 

[michchick98]

And quite frankly, you'd be far better off spending your time trying to improve your writing instead of spending so much time in ScouriesWorld

Perhaps you should heed your own advice.

 

[Guest]

Well I guess there are. In fact I can think of two right off the top of my head.

Guess where they live?​

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

 

[TxRad]

Well I guess there are. In fact I can think of two right off the top of my head.

Guess where they live?​

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

Since you are scories and you both live in the south of England....

Doesn't take much of a guess to see you are a total idiot.