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well I was never a good Catholic girl but am old enough to remember going to bed with a candle and whilst I never melted it in my pussy it did lend itself to a interesting aroma when it burned down a couple of inches xxx

LOL! I'll bet it was a lot better than those damned lavender scented ones. You know, there were sex toy shops around here that were selling chocolate candies shaped like cocks and pussies. Maybe you could start a whole new trend in pussy scented candles.
 
I washed it off....

And there are....but I'm going to think for a bit before I share. This borders on stuff I might conceivably regret saying.

Maybe I should interview you in a more private setting then ;)

But this is lit hon! the naughtier the better!
 
I washed it off....

And there are....but I'm going to think for a bit before I share. This borders on stuff I might conceivably regret saying.

Never post anything more than you're comfortable with, that's for sure.

I AM curious now, though!
 
Ooo I love this thread, so many ideas for my next story.

I've used some of the things mentioned here, oh hairbrush handle...... such fond memories.

I've also used magic markers (With the lids on of course) and marbles (can I have bad ideas for 10000 alex? I mean, it was fine, but that could have gone seriously wrong.)
 
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