Prince Albert
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Too many to reply in public though. I have been a very bad boy!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!Not at all! What fun toys do you have up your sleeve?
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Too many to reply in public though. I have been a very bad boy!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!Not at all! What fun toys do you have up your sleeve?
well I was never a good Catholic girl but am old enough to remember going to bed with a candle and whilst I never melted it in my pussy it did lend itself to a interesting aroma when it burned down a couple of inches xxx
*laughing* You guys don't even want to know.....
I do!*laughing* You guys don't even want to know.....
You can't just leave it at that...
Years ago, I used to babysit quite a bit. I am invariably horny....so I used to appropriate household items to use....
I can't even type this without laughing....I don't embarrass easily, but damn....
Go on......![]()
I once used a cucumber....and later watched the woman chop it up and put it in a salad.


I once used a cucumber....and later watched the woman chop it up and put it in a salad.
Delightfully wicked
There must be more stories though![]()
I once used a cucumber....and later watched the woman chop it up and put it in a salad.
I washed it off....
And there are....but I'm going to think for a bit before I share. This borders on stuff I might conceivably regret saying.
I washed it off....
And there are....but I'm going to think for a bit before I share. This borders on stuff I might conceivably regret saying.
Maybe I should interview you in a more private setting then
But this is lit hon! the naughtier the better!
I know it's Lit, I know you wanna hear, but see.....I don't make this shit up![]()
Never post anything more than you're comfortable with, that's for sure.
I AM curious now, though!

I know it's Lit, I know you wanna hear, but see.....I don't make this shit up![]()
marbles (can I have bad ideas for 10000 alex? I mean, it was fine, but that could have gone seriously wrong.)

ok I'm curious about that one?![]()
Two words golf balls
Two words golf balls
...hairbrush handle...magic markers...
Yes to both of those....including a hairbrush or two that didn't belong to me.....