Insertions

Yes to both of those....including a hairbrush or two that didn't belong to me.....

Um yeah that's pretty hot. Adventurous. I've often wondered what it would be like to have a pussy and I think if I were a girl I would have all kinds of things stuck inside me. But other people I've told that to just say ah hell if you had a pussy then it would be just as normal as anything else and you wouldn't be that way.
 
Um yeah that's pretty hot. Adventurous. I've often wondered what it would be like to have a pussy and I think if I were a girl I would have all kinds of things stuck inside me. But other people I've told that to just say ah hell if you had a pussy then it would be just as normal as anything else and you wouldn't be that way.

I've had a pussy for 20 years, and I've been shoving objects in it for a good part of them; I'll never get used to it! I'm always wondering what I can find to get off with; it's one of life's great adventures!

There's so many different things to try in this world, and those things get even hotter when they belong to someone else or someone else is shoving them in you. ;)
 
I've had a pussy for 20 years, and I've been shoving objects in it for a good part of them; I'll never get used to it! I'm always wondering what I can find to get off with; it's one of life's great adventures!

There's so many different things to try in this world
, and those things get even hotter when they belong to someone else or someone else is shoving them in you. ;)

God bless curiosity! Seriously, I couldn't agree more. My penis seemed to have found itself in some extremely curious places over the years!
 
I *love* this thread... sadly I have little new to add, except maybe my curiosity! I've tried most of the items listed... except have also used a water balloon, and an icicle... its a good time of year for those! (although not where I am - seems old man winter is taking an extended holiday!)...

Can't wait to hear other's ideas... I'm open to whatever, so long as it is safe, of course... ;)
 
Um so this thread made me decide to re-visit the fruit bowl, alas there were no apples but there was a clementine :devil:
 
*eyes the bag of clementines on the counter* Today just got much more interesting....

One thing about toothbrushes, hairbrushes and the like... seems that when I'm craving an insertion, I'm looking for something to FILL that void...stretch the boundaries, as it were and those things were just too small. Though those arced handled hairbrushes could get to that G-spot pretty nicely...
 
*eyes the bag of clementines on the counter* Today just got much more interesting....

One thing about toothbrushes, hairbrushes and the like... seems that when I'm craving an insertion, I'm looking for something to FILL that void...stretch the boundaries, as it were and those things were just too small. Though those arced handled hairbrushes could get to that G-spot pretty nicely...

There is nothing better in this world than an orgasm from your g-spot; it is one of the most releasing feelings I've ever had. :heart:
 
Agreed... agreed... but then again that full feeling... the sweating and working and lubing to get something oversized inside... oh, dear, I'm getting ahead of myself!
 
This afternoon is going to be a fun one for this girl... Alone by 2:15... this could be Fantastic...

and I'm working myself up! LOL!
 
So....what else? I've used a candle - not lit, of course - and many, many, many years ago my mother pissed me off so I used the barrel of her curling iron (it was smooth and cool and unplugged...don't get ideas).

Back before I invested money in my collection of toys....and when there wasn't a cock available.....I just really NEEDED something to squeeze, to feel penetrated....ya know?
 
So....what else? I've used a candle - not lit, of course - and many, many, many years ago my mother pissed me off so I used the barrel of her curling iron (it was smooth and cool and unplugged...don't get ideas).

Back before I invested money in my collection of toys....and when there wasn't a cock available.....I just really NEEDED something to squeeze, to feel penetrated....ya know?


I totally understand... thus was born my love of insertions...

... and I'm left wondering if I can even get a clementine inside... what an interesting puzzlement...
 
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