IS TANTRA SELFISH ?

[Gil]

Earnesto ol' buddy,

I am not in the habit of offering unsolicited advice. However, for YOU, I will make a one time exception. LISTEN UP!

I don't know what your first experiences of this BB were or have been. I've been away from the board for awhile. However, no matter what has happened, this BB is a place where many people come to make friends and exchange ideas and thoughts on many different subjects.

Just like in the non-internet world, things can become very unpleasant when people fail to show RESPECT for each other. So, if you show other people repect, hopefully they will display the same courtesy to you. If not, IGNORE them!

DO NOT insult people just because you don't agree with them (Teasing or making fun, in a nice way, is okay)!

DO NOT curse at people (It won't make you like them, or yourself any better).

BE HUMOROUS, TRY TO MAKE FRIENDS, BE NICE!

 

[Siren]

 

[Gil]

Siren sweetheart,

Come sit on my lap and let's give it a go!

 

[Siren]

 

[Gil]

"Heightened sense of reality"...yup, that pretty much describes an erection!

 

[earnestlover]

OKAY !

well, i did try to be nice at first ! but then, people just wanted to redicule me for being sensible.....so, i switched sides.....maybe now i can come back to sanity for the good likes of you ! what say we start a discussion on tantric phenomenon ?

 

[Patryn]

Hehe...thanks...

I try. It's not my usual style to make terse remarks here, but this guy is REALLY starting to bother me.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Earnest you dumb fuck you have never, never, NEVER been sensible. You're dull, dim-witted, rude, incoherhent and debate like a fourteen year old with a hard-on.

But it's probably not you. It must be us.

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I LOVE CHICKEN CAESER SALAD WITH JUST ENOUGH CROUTONS!

 

[Patryn]

Oh, sure Dixon!! Typical man...eat a salad and just forget about it. And it's all about croutons, isn't it. These croutons aren't big enough, these croutons are too big, these croutons are soggy. What if the salad has a great personality?!?! Can't you men just look beyond croutons for once?!?!?

 

[Mensa]

Hey guys and gals,



On the sex side of the teachings, men who master the discipline are supposedly able to have continuous orgasms WITHOUT ejaculating, thus maintaining their erections and therefore can "fuck" non-stop for hours (Hmmmmm...maybe there is some devious plot afoot).

Well I guess Earnestlover has managed to master one aspect of tantric love; he's been able to " fuck" with our minds for weeks and hasn't stopped yet.

 

[Rosebud]

ROFLMAO...Patryn...that was great...thank you

 

[Lovely Latina]

Why can't men look past the croutons?

For the same reason that we ladies can't look past the bacon "bits" and creamy dressing, Patryn, dahling.

 

[Lovely Latina]

Btw...

Don't ya just love wasting a "milestone post" on a stupid "in-your-endo" crack?

 

[CreamyLady]

Wiping away a tear . . .

Patryn, that was hysterically funny . . .

Yes, I'm afraid it's all about the croutons.

 

[Patryn]

*takes a bow*

Thank you, thank you...I"ll be performing again at 6:00 PM, so if you missed the first show...

I don't get mad, I get stupid.

 

[Siren]

PERFORMING FOR TWO NIGHTS ONLY-MISS PATRYN AND HER CROUTONS

 

[Patryn]

I am not tossing anyone's salad.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Lil' Ms. Salad Shaker

Sure you aren't Patryn....sure you aren't.

We have all read the ASS thread..and talked to a certain drunk friend of yours. We know all about your salad shaking, sister!

 

[earnestlover]

It's all a salad Now !

First there was Darkness, then there was Light , then there was Adam and Eve, then there was the tree-the apple and then ........there was Dixon Carter,Patryn ...and Others......why am I saying this..?!?I don't know..it's just me , i guess !

The same scenario can be added to the present discussion....first there was a sensible guy ( aka dull, dim-witted, rude, incoherhent and debate like a fourteen year old with a hard-on,.courtesy..dixon carter lee)who posted something nice about Tantra,.....then there was chaos, then came some precum and finally..just as some semen and orgasms were on the way.....they had to FUCKIN PUT EVERYTHING IN A SALAD !!!!!!!!.WOW ! you people are incredible !

Tell me one thing....do you people seelk the salad as a "soup for the soul ?" ! well..just as things started clearing up.....Dixon had to FUCK WITH A SALAD ! man.you are incredible, first you go ravin about an oven..a chicken, and some fat...now, it's salad !Incredible Culinary instincts there..and there are these posters who devour your naked gourmet meal !

Come on.....people....you can't survive with salad alone ! you need Tantra...look how revered in the topic I am ...someone said ...."ell I guess Earnestlover has managed to master one aspect of tantric love; he's been able to " fuck" with our minds for weeks and hasn't stopped yet." well, that form of Tantra is called "FUCKIN WITH A SALAD LIKE YOU !"

CUM ON PEOPLE.....WE NEED SOME SENSIBLE DISCUSSION GOING ON AROUND HERE..NOT SALAD TOSSIN !

Ya know.....I spent lotsa time OFFLINE typin this !So, Dixon..don't tell me you had to get back to your fuckin life !
Sincerely,
EARNESTLOVER

 

[Siren]

Who made the salad?

 

[Siren]

Hey Ernestlesslover.......

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Is "Sensible" your wordpower word for the month, earnest? If so, please look it up again in your children's dictionary, because you don't seem to know what it means.

I just can't follow a single thing you say. You repeat words from other posts and CAPITALIZE every now and then and waffle on things like Tantra and don't seem to get that no one's jumping on your bandwgon and I think I'm done fucking with you because it's just no fun. What's the point in insulting someone who doens't know he's been insulted? I'm sorry, but you're too godddamned dumb to make fun of any more.

 

[earnestlover]

That's just me !

Is "Sensible" your wordpower word for the month, earnest? If so, please look it up again in your children's dictionary, because you don't seem to know what it means.

I just can't follow a single thing you say. You repeat words from other posts and CAPITALIZE every now and then and waffle on things like Tantra and don't seem to get that no one's jumping on your bandwgon and I think I'm done fucking with you because it's just no fun. What's the point in insulting someone who doens't know he's been insulted? I'm sorry, but you're too godddamned dumb to make fun of any more.

Come on, DCL.....let's stop wastin each other and become pals okay ! i know u think i'm not sensible.but what else can you expect out of me ? so, wanna be nice to me from now on....tell me what ya think ? please don't redicule me again !

 

[Siren]

DCL DCL DCL DCL DCL

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

LOL Siren! Never done with you, sweetie.

Not a chance Earnest. Bu-bye.