Is this even the right place to post something like this?

[Stella_Omega]

Be careful, oh Sexy One, the estrogen is working full tilt and Thursday is a long, long ways away...

Careful? I know not this word 'careful' and I have black latex gloves.

 

[satindesire]

I take you, and 00Syd and ownedsubgirl and satindesire, and tie you all together and that gives me the eight limbs...

That's hot.

Of course, not. That's what they have gills for. Peeing is really more of a mammal thing. It shouldn't really be gross, though. Unless you have a bladder infection it's safer from a germ perspective to piss in someone's mouth as opposed to kissing them. It's even a good survival technique if you're ever lost in the desert, so you'll have extra time to find water before you die of dehydration. Yeah, I know it probably took away your appetite.

You know that thing we talked about, about you finishing your stories about five sentences earlier?

 

[infinity706]

Yeah, but I also have a daily quota of grossing people out to meet.

 

[Keroin]

And to think people actually swim in the ocean.

EW!

Yet another reason I don't go in the ocean. Ever.

*rolls eyes*

Cretins.

 

[chy_girl]

Careful? I know not this word 'careful' and I have black latex gloves.

Do you really have black latex gloves? Are they the short ones or are they the one's that go to the elbow?

Oooohh, another very interesting visual... And I think I like it...

(It either really needs to be Thursday or I need sex... or both)

 

[chy_girl]

*rolls eyes*

Cretins.

Dude. Have you seen some of the creatures that live in there? Have you seen some of the teeth of the creatures that wash up on the beach?

I'd rather have a root canal without anesthesia than go in or on the ocean - and that's not just because because I don't have dental.

 

[Netzach]

I love octopi --- but not like that.

 

[satindesire]

I'd give my eyeteeth to have one as a pet. They're sooooooo cute!

*rolls eyes*

Cretins.

I love the ocean. I just don't like the idea that I'm swimming in diluted fish wee.

 

[Seurat]

Dammit now I have to go find that image from AA's old thread...

Back in a bit.

ETA - I couldn't find the B&W image I was thinking of, but all the octopus talk made me think of things like this...

http://poetryfoundation.org/harriet/Hokusai.jpg

Is that the original Hentai tentacle sex scene?

 

[Keroin]

Dude. Have you seen some of the creatures that live in there? Have you seen some of the teeth of the creatures that wash up on the beach?

I'd rather have a root canal without anesthesia than go in or on the ocean - and that's not just because because I don't have dental.

I would live in the ocean were it possible. If I could grow gills...oh baby! And the things with teeth? Yep, seen 'em up close and personal, even petted a few

 

[Keroin]

I love the ocean. I just don't like the idea that I'm swimming in diluted fish wee.

Well, technically, we walk around in air full of cow farts and Cod knows what else. Not much better, IMO

I'll take the fish wee.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Is that the original Hentai tentacle sex scene?

yeah, it might be, actually! Its dated 1814. The artist, Katsushika Hokusai was born in 1760.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3FhFewRCY0

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Dammit now I have to go find that image from AA's old thread...

Back in a bit.

ETA - I couldn't find the B&W image I was thinking of

The artist changed the web page. Only two survived from memory: Gallery 3 and Gallery 4.

 

[Stella_Omega]

The artist changed the web page. Only two survived from memory: Gallery 3 and Gallery 4.

That's a dead octopus.

 

[chy_girl]

I would live in the ocean were it possible. If I could grow gills...oh baby! And the things with teeth? Yep, seen 'em up close and personal, even petted a few

You are so weird sometimes... And you're more than welcome to my portion of the ocean.

 

[relic24699]

well considering the options the sun would evaporate a lot of the fish pee into the rain that comes down so either way we get it around us lol

 

[AngelicAssassin]

That's a dead octopus.

Negative. That's cunning calamari.