Isle of Lesbos

[Slave Master]

mmm - feeling in need of some 'me' time - hubby home and taken the children to a film - now I'm starting to tingle and NOOOOOOO interruptions

loving this - but then some people know about my crush LOL

http://xhamster.com/movies/624190/asa_and_melissa_hot_scene...html

anyone else having a little pre-Easter playtime?

Katie

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Phew! Mate, what a week! I'm going to strip off, crack a beer and crank some Shakira lol

You beautiful girls enjoy the Easter break.




P.S Get some!

Been cranking Shakira all week (well her and katie perry and the ramones and the cure and the cult and the clash and...well you get the picture~I am an old punker at heart)

And Damnnn that woman has nice hips! and she can move them. OH MY!

Been busy with work, thank god tomorrow is Friday.
Hmm yes I need to get laid, I believe I owe my girl
two submissions unless I want to top. Well it is
Easter and I feel frisky she will get lucky!
It's all good!
Hope all on the isle is busy bumping ,humping
whatever floats your boat.
Z

Z~ness you awesome lil freak you!!
I work all easter weekend (which pleases my kidlets not at all, I can tell you)
I do plan on getting my freak on Friday though...it will be the only day I have to play.
*le sigh*

Y'all have a blessed weekend and remember me when I am being harried through the weekend by drunken guests with no credit cards who demand rooms because they are far too drunk to drive.

*leaves a punch in the arm for Amy*
Happy friggin Easter, Mega Bitch!!

 

[girlsmiley]

Been cranking Shakira all week (well her and katie perry and the ramones and the cure and the cult and the clash and...well you get the picture~I am an old punker at heart)

I like all of them ^^^ The Clash and the Cure more than the others. Sex Pistols and The Stranglers, too. Well the Stranglers did some. I'm an 80's baby so I'm down for whatever.

I'm listening to the radio and this is on
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wjFahULCK8

My neighbour... I swear he listens to more Madonna than anyone I know La Isla Bonita must be his most favourite song ever because he cranks that shit all the time. Imma go over there and demand an Easter egg inspection because as of today I work for the Department of Confectionery Affairs. All marshmallow types break standard guidelines and will be confiscated by me and destroyed at a secret location. eg at the end of my driveway behind a tree.

 

[zraddish]

I like all of them ^^^ The Clash and the Cure more than the others. Sex Pistols and The Stranglers, too. Well the Stranglers did some. I'm an 80's baby so I'm down for whatever.

I'm listening to the radio and this is on
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wjFahULCK8

My neighbour... I swear he listens to more Madonna than anyone I know La Isla Bonita must be his most favourite song ever because he cranks that shit all the time. Imma go over there and demand an Easter egg inspection because as of today I work for the Department of Confectionery Affairs. All marshmallow types break standard guidelines and will be confiscated by me and destroyed at a secret location. eg at the end of my driveway behind a tree.

Oh I am an 80's girl too. But Hell I like music. My sister use to tease me cause in my record collection ( you know those vinyl round things) I had Barbra Streisand,Billie Holiday, Cameo,Marvin Gaye, Ted Nugent, ACDC, Heaven 17, Tubes, Cars, Adam Ant and everything in between. The works. Still do to.

Oh yuck! you can have the marshmallow things. White mushy gobbs of goo! Give me chocolate, or give me death!
Z

 

[zraddish]

Been cranking Shakira all week (well her and katie perry and the ramones and the cure and the cult and the clash and...well you get the picture~I am an old punker at heart)



Z~ness you awesome lil freak you!!
I work all easter weekend (which pleases my kidlets not at all, I can tell you)
I do plan on getting my freak on Friday though...it will be the only day I have to play.
*le sigh*

Y'all have a blessed weekend and remember me when I am being harried through the weekend by drunken guests with no credit cards who demand rooms because they are far too drunk to drive.

*leaves a punch in the arm for Amy*
Happy friggin Easter, Mega Bitch!!

Play away! no sighing only moaning! or screaming! Allowed.
Hang the sign on the door "slippery when wet"
May need golashers (sp) or rubbers.
Z

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

I like all of them ^^^ The Clash and the Cure more than the others. Sex Pistols and The Stranglers, too. Well the Stranglers did some. I'm an 80's baby so I'm down for whatever.

I'm listening to the radio and this is on
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wjFahULCK8

My neighbour... I swear he listens to more Madonna than anyone I know La Isla Bonita must be his most favourite song ever because he cranks that shit all the time. Imma go over there and demand an Easter egg inspection because as of today I work for the Department of Confectionery Affairs. All marshmallow types break standard guidelines and will be confiscated by me and destroyed at a secret location. eg at the end of my driveway behind a tree.

I absolutely refuse to allow this desecration of marshmallow goodness!!! I won't stand for it smiley girl!!! I mean ooey gooey white creamy......



*stops, blinks*

Wait, what?

Anyway~I started listening to punk and alt rock when I was about 15 (1987) I had just discovered skate/snowboarding and you couldn't get serious air unless you had things like Siouxie and the Banshees, or Red Hot Chili Peppers, GnR, plus the ones listed from before. I for sure couldn't skate to that pap they played on the radio...wasn't music to me.

Play away! no sighing only moaning! or screaming! Allowed.
Hang the sign on the door "slippery when wet"
May need golashers (sp) or rubbers.
Z

I got my rubbers....

she has her rubber sheet for easy clean up of vast wet spots...I think I may just have it covered. Wish me luck? *blinks seriously*

All set? I am going in....

 

[Louise_Loves]

Might as well say hi

According to the thing at the top of the page, it's been three and a half years since I was here. A lot of things are different. A lot of things are the same.

Anyway, hi to all my fellow lezbo-ians. I'm going to go sit in the sun and read a bit.

Louise

 

[zraddish]

*stops, blinks*

Wait, what?

Anyway~I started listening to punk and alt rock when I was about 15 (1987) I had just discovered skate/snowboarding and you couldn't get serious air unless you had things like Siouxie and the Banshees, or Red Hot Chili Peppers, GnR, plus the ones listed from before. I for sure couldn't skate to that pap they played on the radio...wasn't music to me.



I got my rubbers....

she has her rubber sheet for easy clean up of vast wet spots...I think I may just have it covered. Wish me luck? *blinks seriously*

All set? I am going in....

I think I love you! MS WOLF. Well ok in lust and other things.
My first snow board was a Burton woody 145. When they first came out.
I had read about them in skateboard mags. I had to buy it in a surf shop.
Back then my friend made a huge ass half pipe in his back yard.
For skate boarding and when empty pools no longer did it for him.
Listened to Black Flag, Dead Kennedys, Butt hole surfers, some ska punk.
I went through a punk rock phase. My sisters were speed skate freaks.
Z

 

[Safe_Bet]

Happy Monday, Ladies.

Hope y'all are doin finestly.





That goes for you too, Bitchasaurus!

(P.S. How's that new laptop? Is it keeping your tookie toasty???? )

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Runs in~leaving love behind for Skankasaurus Rex and the rest of the Islanders

Hey everybody...working again, yippee kai yay motherfuckers!!

Am hoping y'alls weekends were as filled with warm wetness and moaning as my Friday was (all except for Amy~ she ain't allowed until we get our Jello wrestling match date set up)

Z~my very first board was mini Fred Smith III. I couldn't handle a regular skateboard for about a year cuz I was so damned short and stocky. First snowboard~some off brand plank that my bestie gave me to use on our Senior Ski trip.

I fell in LOVE.

At age 38, I still ride a Baker board with Independent Trucks and Spitfire wheels. I absolutely refuse to grow up until I have to. The snowboarding thing didn't last as long...my son took my board and just never gave it back...

*grins* That was about 3 years ago and i refuse to spend more cash on another one...

*sighs* Gotta go earn my my money. Y'all be good!

 

[Safe_Bet]

Runs in~leaving love behind for Skankasaurus Rex and the rest of the Islanders

Hey everybody...working again, yippee kai yay motherfuckers!!

Am hoping y'alls weekends were as filled with warm wetness and moaning as my Friday was (all except for Amy~ she ain't allowed until we get our Jello wrestling match date set up)

Z~my very first board was mini Fred Smith III. I couldn't handle a regular skateboard for about a year cuz I was so damned short and stocky. First snowboard~some off brand plank that my bestie gave me to use on our Senior Ski trip.

I fell in LOVE.

At age 38, I still ride a Baker board with Independent Trucks and Spitfire wheels. I absolutely refuse to grow up until I have to. The snowboarding thing didn't last as long...my son took my board and just never gave it back...

*grins* That was about 3 years ago and i refuse to spend more cash on another one...

*sighs* Gotta go earn my my money. Y'all be good!

Well, bing it! I'm ready as soon as your pretty little princess ass is there, Prudence!

One change though. I want to switch from Jello to pudding. That way we can sell tickets and advertise it as the "Thrilla in Vanilla!"

(P.S. please forgive the obscure Mohammad Ali reference)

 

[girlsmiley]

I need a drink. Something that will fry the thoughts from my brain. Straight, ice, no chaser, no fancy umbrella. Or even just give me the bottle, that'll be fine



It's just one of those days. I thought everything was cool between me and my new friend. Turns out it's not. It's not cool at all lol. I shouldn't laugh it's not funny. Actually it's all very confusing.

I hate confusing.

How is everyone?

PS Luna the marshmallow ones were delicious.

 

[zraddish]

I need a drink. Something that will fry the thoughts from my brain. Straight, ice, no chaser, no fancy umbrella. Or even just give me the bottle, that'll be fine



It's just one of those days. I thought everything was cool between me and my new friend. Turns out it's not. It's not cool at all lol. I shouldn't laugh it's not funny. Actually it's all very confusing.

I hate confusing.

How is everyone?

PS Luna the marshmallow ones were delicious.

*Pours stiff JD for you, that should do it*
Sorry to hear about the friend thing. I give crappy advice so I will pour and drink with you.
Though Vodka is my drink of choice. A white or black Russian will do.
Oh my speaking of Russian. Forgive me I maybe behind the times abit, but this new group I found *Drools*
New to me anyway Serebro. God those Russian girls are HAWT! A tad to young for me, but oh baby!
They sing in both Russian and English
somewhat pop, but good voices.
Work! Work Work Blah! I really dislike directors, hell directors with big egos period!
Still I get paid, I have a job can't complain.
Z

 

[zraddish]

Well, bing it! I'm ready as soon as your pretty little princess ass is there, Prudence!

One change though. I want to switch from Jello to pudding. That way we can sell tickets and advertise it as the "Thrilla in Vanilla!"

(P.S. please forgive the obscure Mohammad Ali reference)

Oh I am so down with the pudding thing. Jello isn't my thing.
I guess if we have to we can throw in marshmallows.
Z

 

[Safe_Bet]

Oh I am so down with the pudding thing. Jello isn't my thing.
I guess if we have to we can throw in marshmallows.
Z

I hear you Z. If I'm going to be stomping Luna's ass into something that I might end up licking off later, I'd rather it be pudding then jello.

 

[girlsmiley]

*Pours stiff JD for you, that should do it*
Sorry to hear about the friend thing. I give crappy advice so I will pour and drink with you.
Though Vodka is my drink of choice. A white or black Russian will do.
Oh my speaking of Russian. Forgive me I maybe behind the times abit, but this new group I found *Drools*
New to me anyway Serebro. God those Russian girls are HAWT! A tad to young for me, but oh baby!
They sing in both Russian and English
somewhat pop, but good voices.
Work! Work Work Blah! I really dislike directors, hell directors with big egos period!
Still I get paid, I have a job can't complain.
Z

Fair enough lol.

Serebro? I'll have a look.

I've yet to meet a Russian woman who isn't hot...
I know a little Russian. Just really basic stuff. Like Pivo=beer

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Well, bring it! I'm ready as soon as your pretty little princess ass is there, Prudence!

One change though. I want to switch from Jello to pudding. That way we can sell tickets and advertise it as the "Thrilla in Vanilla!"

(P.S. please forgive the obscure Mohammad Ali reference)

My ass is damned pretty, but I ain't never been a princess.!!

If we are selling tickets, we split the proceeds and go until one of us passes out.

The pudding would look awesome on my brown skin...so vanilla it is...
(and Ali?? Did ya have to go there with the Ali???)

I need a drink. Something that will fry the thoughts from my brain. Straight, ice, no chaser, no fancy umbrella. Or even just give me the bottle, that'll be fine



It's just one of those days. I thought everything was cool between me and my new friend. Turns out it's not. It's not cool at all lol. I shouldn't laugh it's not funny. Actually it's all very confusing.

I hate confusing.

How is everyone?

PS Luna the marshmallow ones were delicious.

I am right with you on the hatred of all things contradictory and confusing. Women do that shit to me ALL The time. I spent most of my day off in a drunken stupor because women (especially bi-racial soft butches like me ex) drive me absolutely bug fuck nuts.

Also~do not tease about the marshmallows...they are all things sticky, ooey gooey good.

*Pours stiff JD for you, that should do it*
Sorry to hear about the friend thing. I give crappy advice so I will pour and drink with you.
Though Vodka is my drink of choice. A white or black Russian will do.
Oh my speaking of Russian. Forgive me I maybe behind the times abit, but this new group I found *Drools*
New to me anyway Serebro. God those Russian girls are HAWT! A tad to young for me, but oh baby!
They sing in both Russian and English
somewhat pop, but good voices.
Work! Work Work Blah! I really dislike directors, hell directors with big egos period!
Still I get paid, I have a job can't complain.
Z

Work is awesome. You love it. You know you do. And I have a thing for this brown skinned Ukranian singer (her mother is african, her father native ukranian...she is all long legs, mocha skinned and edible...) I have got to find her name again as my boss (who is Ukranian) is the one who introduced me to her lovely, lithe, leggy goodness...

Oh I am so down with the pudding thing. Jello isn't my thing.
I guess if we have to we can throw in marshmallows.
Z

We are SO not throwing marshmallows. Otherwise, I am draggin your ass in too!

I hear you Z. If I'm going to be stomping Luna's ass into something that I might end up licking off later, I'd rather it be pudding then jello.

You ain't stomping nothing over here, girlie. Told ya I am little, strong and quick. I plan on pinning you and letting you wrap your thighs around my head til I pass out...Either way, I win!!

Fair enough lol.

Serebro? I'll have a look.

I've yet to meet a Russian woman who isn't hot...
I know a little Russian. Just really basic stuff. Like Pivo=beer

Beer? That is all you need to know.

 

[girlsmiley]

I am right with you on the hatred of all things contradictory and confusing. Women do that shit to me ALL The time. I spent most of my day off in a drunken stupor because women (especially bi-racial soft butches like me ex) drive me absolutely bug fuck nuts.

Also~do not tease about the marshmallows...they are all things sticky, ooey gooey good.

Beer? That is all you need to know.

I don't think she's being completely honest with me. I don't see this thing the same way she does and she's frustrated. I'm not sure how to have a feeling, about something, that I don't think was that big a deal. Blimmin heck. Don't worry Luna I'll sort it out mate.

I've read some funny posts tonight lol. Beer is where it's at!

If we are selling tickets, we split the proceeds and go until one of us passes out.

The pudding would look awesome on my brown skin...so vanilla it is...
(and Ali?? Did ya have to go there with the Ali???)

You ain't stomping nothing over here, girlie. Told ya I am little, strong and quick. I plan on pinning you and letting you wrap your thighs around my head til I pass out...Either way, I win!!.

How much are the tickets? I'll get four. Me, Z, Kitty, Michelle Rodriguez. Wait. Make that three (I'll be in Michelle's lap). Actually Michelle can be a diversion and us girls will just sneak in through the back lol. Wait, why am I telling you my plan?

 

[Safe_Bet]

How much are the tickets? I'll get four. Me, Z, Kitty, Michelle Rodriguez. Wait. Make that three (I'll be in Michelle's lap). Actually Michelle can be a diversion and us girls will just sneak in through the back lol. Wait, why am I telling you my plan?

Pffffft. You girls get comp VIP seats. Michelle will be hanging with YOU and will be wanting to sit on YOUR lap.

My ass is damned pretty, but I ain't never been a princess.!!

If we are selling tickets, we split the proceeds and go until one of us passes out.

The pudding would look awesome on my brown skin...so vanilla it is...
(and Ali?? Did ya have to go there with the Ali???)

Awwww, come one... YOU'RE my lil' snoogie wookums princess, sweetie! :: pinches your cheek::

'Sides, I'm envious as hell over your ass. I don't have much of one ya see (I never lost my pre-puberty boy butt) so I'm seriously jealousing over that fine looking booty of yours.

Okay, agreed. Vanilla pudding at high noon, girl. You bring the 'Nilla Wafers... no wait. that's banana pudding... I don't like banana pudding.... Never mind....

What? You don't like "The Greatest?" I LOVE that dude! He was the king of "talk smack and then back it up"!!! His daughter Laila is hot as hell too (and I love to watch her move around the ring).

So in honor of "The Champ", I'll paraphrase him a bit:

"Float like a butterfly
Sting Like a bee
I will own Luna's ass
Because I'm the Great Amy"

::dances around with my clenched fists held over my head::

 

[girlsmiley]

Pffffft. You girls get comp VIP seats. Michelle will be hanging with YOU and will be wanting to sit on YOUR lap.

True that. Okay.

Okay, agreed. Vanilla pudding at high noon, girl. You bring the 'Nilla Wafers... no wait. that's banana pudding... I don't like banana pudding.... Never mind....

You right? Ooh I don't know, Amy sounds a little jittery lol

"Float like a butterfly
Sting Like a bee
I will own Luna's ass
Because I'm the Great Amy"

::dances around with my clenched fists held over my head::

Awesome

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

I don't think she's being completely honest with me. I don't see this thing the same way she does and she's frustrated. I'm not sure how to have a feeling, about something, that I don't think was that big a deal. Blimmin heck. Don't worry Luna I'll sort it out mate.

I've read some funny posts tonight lol. Beer is where it's at!







How much are the tickets? I'll get four. Me, Z, Kitty, Michelle Rodriguez. Wait. Make that three (I'll be in Michelle's lap). Actually Michelle can be a diversion and us girls will just sneak in through the back lol. Wait, why am I telling you my plan?

Wait, if you're bringing the HOTNESS that is Michelle Rodriguez, you get in for free. I mean seriously? Convince her to jump into the vanilla pudding with me and the snarktastic one and I will pay YOU!! *nods*

Pffffft. You girls get comp VIP seats. Michelle will be hanging with YOU and will be wanting to sit on YOUR lap.





Awwww, come one... YOU'RE my lil' snoogie wookums princess, sweetie! :: pinches your cheek::

'Sides, I'm envious as hell over your ass. I don't have much of one ya see (I never lost my pre-puberty boy butt) so I'm seriously jealousing over that fine looking booty of yours.

Okay, agreed. Vanilla pudding at high noon, girl. You bring the 'Nilla Wafers... no wait. that's banana pudding... I don't like banana pudding.... Never mind....

What? You don't like "The Greatest?" I LOVE that dude! He was the king of "talk smack and then back it up"!!! His daughter Laila is hot as hell too (and I love to watch her move around the ring).

So in honor of "The Champ", I'll paraphrase him a bit:

"Float like a butterfly
Sting Like a bee
I will own Luna's ass
Because I'm the Great Amy"

::dances around with my clenched fists held over my head::

I want to do things to Laila that are illegal in 49 states.

(I was always a bit of a Sugar Ray fan...though Ali was wrecking shit when he first came out)

*dies laughing at Amy's awesomeness*

You need a hug...and a beer. Yup...both of em.

True that. Okay.



You right? Ooh I don't know, Amy sounds a little jittery lol




Awesome

Don't encourage her smiley girl! She's got a big enough head, as is!!!

 

[girlsmiley]

Don't encourage her smiley girl! She's got a big enough head, as is!!!

Ooh Amy, Luna's getting smart about your head... *awkward face*

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Ooh Amy, Luna's getting smart about your head... *awkward face*

*dies giggling*

You are a very bad girl!!

 

[zraddish]

Pffffft. You girls get comp VIP seats. Michelle will be hanging with YOU and will be wanting to sit on YOUR lap.

Awwww, come one... YOU'RE my lil' snoogie wookums princess, sweetie! :: pinches your cheek::

'Sides, I'm envious as hell over your ass. I don't have much of one ya see (I never lost my pre-puberty boy butt) so I'm seriously jealousing over that fine looking booty of yours.

Okay, agreed. Vanilla pudding at high noon, girl. You bring the 'Nilla Wafers... no wait. that's banana pudding... I don't like banana pudding.... Never mind....


So in honor of "The Champ", I'll paraphrase him a bit:

"Float like a butterfly
Sting Like a bee
I will own Luna's ass
Because I'm the Great Amy"

::dances around with my clenched fists held over my head::

LOL. Almost blew coffee out of my nose! Me I always liked SugarRay too.
Though he was a tad too pretty, but he was light on his feet and fast.

You guys stick with the Vanilla me my lily white ass needs chocolate.
And Ms Luna has a fine ass and lips. But growing with a nick name of bubble butt
I will take a nice small flat ass over my butt any day.

Can I have Eva Mendes sit on my lap?
Z

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

LOL. Almost blew coffee out of my nose! Me I always liked SugarRay too.
Though he was a tad too pretty, but he was light on his feet and fast.

You guys stick with the Vanilla me my lily white ass needs chocolate.
And Ms Luna has a fine ass and lips. But growing with a nick name of bubble butt
I will take a nice small flat ass over my butt any day.

Can I have Eva Mendes sit on my lap?
Z

Some one grab Rosario Dawson then...make it a three way...cuz her lips make me crazy and damn she's fine.

*sighs*

Fuck that~I like them thick ole hips and butts...Best thing my mum did was marry a black man to balance my boobs with a fatty. Otherwise I'da looked like the most crazy biracial chick ever~all tits no ass...(my mum had no butt at ALL)