Isle of Lesbos

[Luna_Wolf72]

Thank you. I can be eloquent, or turn a phrase once in a blue moon
(just don't check the grammer or spelling)
If you ever do the vanilla pudding nekked thing I WANT PICTURES! purely for history's sake you know.
I will send them back to when you are old and grey.
My girl being as much as perv as I am wouldn't mind we have matching drool bibs.
I like Boi-ish and and flirty as I am too.

And I really have a thing for accents!
Z

I am already OLD and GREY!! *grins* Plus, the pics would include Amy's snarktastic ass...which means they would be double value.
I knew there was a reason I wanted to drag you into the bushes and do vile things to your body...*nods*
So do I. Any accent cuz I just sound southern with an odd Eastern sounding word thrown in from time to time...

But English, Australian or Frech accent...*swoons* Legs fall open...can't help it.

Is there room in here for a Bi married chick?

*scoots over and pats the couch...*

Hi. I'm girlsmiley nice to meet you. I'm pretty sure if you pinch Luna's bum hard enough she'll turn and you can squeeze your way in

Quit giving away all my secrets, smiley!!!
*sticks out my tongue in your general direction*

From what I've seen it's a very nice bum. Perhaps groping would be more in order.

Groping is ALWAYS in order...

Also AMY?? Check yer damned PM's wenchlette. And don't blame me if your eyes run screaming from your head!

*nods*

 

[hottchic]

I am already OLD and GREY!! *grins* Plus, the pics would include Amy's snarktastic ass...which means they would be double value.
I knew there was a reason I wanted to drag you into the bushes and do vile things to your body...*nods*
So do I. Any accent cuz I just sound southern with an odd Eastern sounding word thrown in from time to time...

But English, Australian or Frech accent...*swoons* Legs fall open...can't help it.



*scoots over and pats the couch...*



Quit giving away all my secrets, smiley!!!
*sticks out my tongue in your general direction*



Groping is ALWAYS in order...

Also AMY?? Check yer damned PM's wenchlette. And don't blame me if your eyes run screaming from your head!

*nods*

Any room for a hot T-girl

 

[girlsmiley]

But English, Australian or Frech accent...*swoons* Legs fall open...can't help it.


Quit giving away all my secrets, smiley!!!
*sticks out my tongue in your general direction*

You want to know a secret?

Lie down and I'll whisper it into your mouth

 

[girlsmiley]

Any room for a hot T-girl

Yes!

Oh and please read the first post

 

[hottchic]

I've got jokes

Why Women Are So Bright

* We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.
* Taxis stop for us.
* We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
* No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
* We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
* If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
* We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.
* We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
* We have the ability to dress ourselves.
* We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
* If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
* There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
* We'll never regret piercing our ears.
* We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway.

 

[girlsmiley]

Why Women Are So Bright


* We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.
Uhm.

* We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
Uhm.

* We have the ability to dress ourselves.
and undress

* We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
Ew!

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Any room for a hot T-girl

Hello darlin'. Make yourself at home.

You want to know a secret?

Lie down and I'll whisper it into your mouth

whimpers cuz I know there is gonna be a hot accent involved and am sure I will lose all sense of Boi when smiley starts whispering.

 

[girlsmiley]

whimpers cuz I know there is gonna be a hot accent involved and am sure I will lose all sense of Boi when smiley starts whispering.

*Loses all sense of smiley groping Luna's asscent*

 

[hottchic]

Hello darlin'. Make yourself at home.

Thank you for the warm welcome Luna, and Girlsmiley too

 

[girlsmiley]

Thank you for the warm welcome Luna, and Girlsmiley too

No problem hottchic.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

We are always welcoming...

*grins widely*

though some of us are MUCH more welcoming than others

 

[CuriousLisa1980]

Hi, I'm Lisa fairly new here. Still looking for the right place for me on the LIT boards. I'm married but am curious and would love to have fun chatting and meeting new friends

 

[Safe_Bet]

Any room for a hot T-girl

Hi, I'm Lisa fairly new here. Still looking for the right place for me on the LIT boards. I'm married but am curious and would love to have fun chatting and meeting new friends

Is there room in here for a Bi married chick?

Sure! Plenty of room.

As was the original Safe_Bet's desire this is a place for everyone (well, as long as they are chicks)

Her only rule was that you had to be kind to yourself and to others here on the Isle. (I'd also say no hogging the Vestal Virgins, but since GS and Luna were here yesterday I guess I'll just have to say no hogging the Vestal Used to be Virgins.)

Other than that feel free to explore the Isle, lay on the beach and have one of the eunuchs fan you or hang here on the sofa with us. The bar is free BTW, but you've got to mix your own drinks.

Also, Lisa & Scripto, seeing as how you're married, you prolly don't want to invite your husbands to visit. See that jar of things that looks like pickled mushrooms and water chestnuts on the mantle over there? That's my and girlsmiley's "collection"... (where do you think we get the eunuchs from!)

Also AMY?? Check yer damned PM's wenchlette. And don't blame me if your eyes run screaming from your head!

I'll respond in a minute as soon as I get both hands free (ones still busy in my lap... **ahem**), but I did want to say... "FUCKING YUM!!!" Makes me hungry and not for a Tombstone pizza either!

Why Women Are So Bright


* We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.
Uhm.

* We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
Uhm.

* We have the ability to dress ourselves.
and undress

* We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
Ew!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! When I read those I thought the exact same things! You are SUCH a dyke!

We are always welcoming...

*grins widely*

though some of us are MUCH more welcoming than others

Jump back, woman! Between GS and you, you cleaned out the Vestal Virgin Temple over the weekend, you slut! We aren't getting another shipment in until Tuesday, so just chill out and quit sniffin'!

 

[scriptordelecto]

Thanks everyone for the welcome! It's nice to be able to flirt with more than my best friend for a change.

Don't worry Safe-Bet, hubby won't intrude here. He pretty much stays in the Bi threads. He has no desire to see his jewels join the jar on the mantel.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

*Loses all sense of smiley groping Luna's asscent*

*dies*

Hi, I'm Lisa fairly new here. Still looking for the right place for me on the LIT boards. I'm married but am curious and would love to have fun chatting and meeting new friends

*gets Lisa a cute eunuch and a hot red head to help her relax. Reminds myself to NOT drop a Roofie in her drink.....*

Sure! Plenty of room.

As was the original Safe_Bet's desire this is a place for everyone (well, as long as they are chicks)

Her only rule was that you had to be kind to yourself and to others here on the Isle. (I'd also say no hogging the Vestal Virgins, but since GS and Luna were here yesterday I guess I'll just have to say no hogging the Vestal Used to be Virgins.)

Other than that feel free to explore the Isle, lay on the beach and have one of the eunuchs fan you or hang here on the sofa with us. The bar is free BTW, but you've got to mix your own drinks.

Also, Lisa & Scripto, seeing as how you're married, you prolly don't want to invite your husbands to visit. See that jar of things that looks like pickled mushrooms and water chestnuts on the mantle over there? That's my and girlsmiley's "collection"... (where do you think we get the eunuchs from!)

I'll respond in a minute as soon as I get both hands free (ones still busy in my lap... **ahem**), but I did want to say... "FUCKING YUM!!!" Makes me hungry and not for a Tombstone pizza either!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! When I read those I thought the exact same things! You are SUCH a dyke!

Jump back, woman! Between GS and you, you cleaned out the Vestal Virgin Temple over the weekend, you slut! We aren't getting another shipment in until Tuesday, so just chill out and quit sniffin'!

*sticks my tongue out at Amy*

I didn't try to hog all the virgins....I was just being welcoming...Plus smiley girl distracted me with her groping hands and sexy accent. *nods*

*hides my toys, massage oils and the little latex glove*

No one saw those, right?

*blushes bright red....*

Also, NOW the next time you have a cool thing to tell me, you will share, right woman??? And it has been almost 2 hours since you wrote this and I STILL haven't gotten a hello in my box??

*ummm, wait*

Thanks everyone for the welcome! It's nice to be able to flirt with more than my best friend for a change.

Don't worry Safe-Bet, hubby won't intrude here. He pretty much stays in the Bi threads. He has no desire to see his jewels join the jar on the mantel.

*brings SD a drink, reminding myself with EVERY step that we don't roofie the new girls til Friday*

Have fun!!!

 

[MrsCCfromRC]

Hi all... and happy and sexy Monday to all

 

[hottchic]

*dies*



*gets Lisa a cute eunuch and a hot red head to help her relax. Reminds myself to NOT drop a Roofie in her drink.....*



*sticks my tongue out at Amy*

I didn't try to hog all the virgins....I was just being welcoming...Plus smiley girl distracted me with her groping hands and sexy accent. *nods*

*hides my toys, massage oils and the little latex glove*

No one saw those, right?

*blushes bright red....*

Also, NOW the next time you have a cool thing to tell me, you will share, right woman??? And it has been almost 2 hours since you wrote this and I STILL haven't gotten a hello in my box??

*ummm, wait*




*brings SD a drink, reminding myself with EVERY step that we don't roofie the new girls til Friday*

Have fun!!!

Can I get a pina colada Luna, a straw and one of those little umbrellas in it

By the way I give a great body massage with essencial oils, I also do aromatherapy

Anybody want to give it a go?

 

[MrsCCfromRC]

Can I get a pina colada Luna, a straw and one of those little umbrellas in it

By the way I give a great body massage with essencial oils, I also do aromatherapy

Anybody want to give it a go?

Massage?? OMG yes.... please!!

 

[hottchic]

Massage?? OMG yes.... please!!

I have to warn you I give an excellent massage and it can be a bit of an orgasmic experience

I also give a foot massage using ancient Chinese knowledge I will tell you about that later

BTY welcome and make yourself at home

Did anyone offer you a drink?

 

[MrsCCfromRC]

I have to warn you I give an excellent massage and it can be a bit of an orgasmic experience

I also give a foot massage using ancient Chinese knowledge I will tell you about that later

BTY welcome and make yourself at home

Did anyone offer you a drink?

All of it sounds wonderful... and just a fruit juice for me.... I want to experience it all with a clear head!

 

[hottchic]

All of it sounds wonderful... and just a fruit juice for me.... I want to experience it all with a clear head!

So how are you feeling aroud the neck and down the back now? Would you like me to move to your pretty ass cheeks?

 

[MrsCCfromRC]

So how are you feeling aroud the neck and down the back now? Would you like me to move to your pretty ass cheeks?

Mmmm... starting to relax.... and whatever you think... I'm all yours

 

[hottchic]

Mmmm... starting to relax.... and whatever you think... I'm all yours

The secret to a good massage is deep kneeding action but at the same time beings hyper sensitive to the texture of the skin

A lesbian tattooist I know once told me that I had the lightest touch and she should know because she works with skin all the time

Is your ass feeling good now? Now I am moving onto your thighs

 

[MrsCCfromRC]

The secret to a good massage is deep kneeding action but at the same time beings hyper sensitive to the texture of the skin

A lesbian tattooist I know once told me that I had the lightest touch and she should know because she works with skin all the time

Is your ass feeling good now? Now I am moving onto your thighs

Mmmmm feels wonderful

 

[zraddish]

*Loses all sense of smiley groping Luna's asscent*

Get a room you two! But I wanna watch!
Yes an accent gets me wet as well Ms Luna.
I dare say Smiley would do very well
Aussie, Brit and i get wet French and I quiver!
Other ones are so bad. German is a bit harsh as is Russian
But it sound beautiful when they sing.
Z