Isle of Lesbos

[Sabrinalesbos]

Isle of Lesbos...maybe we should coordinate a "stealth vacation" where Literotica readers interested in the Isle show up at the same resort? It would make for you great boat trips, wine bar visits and evening jogs on the beach!!!

 

[Safe_Bet]

Isle of Lesbos...maybe we should coordinate a "stealth vacation" where Literotica readers interested in the Isle show up at the same resort? It would make for you great boat trips, wine bar visits and evening jogs on the beach!!!

I don't think that will work. some of the chicks here (especially the one like Luna, GS & Z) are of the genus: Slutasaurus Rex. "Stealthy" is kind of hard with them roaring, "Show us your tits, bitch!" at the top of their lungs!

I WOULD pay good money though just to watch you take GS and Luna into a wine bar and then later try to convince them to go jogging! (an evening stagger along the beach maybe... )



BTW, I on the other hand, am always quiet, prim proper and reserved and would never do any of those things.

P.S. Anything you heard about my last trip to the Dina is all lies. Honest.

 

[Sabrinalesbos]

I don't think that will work. some of the chicks here (especially the one like Luna, GS & Z) are of the genus: Slutasaurus Rex. "Stealthy" is kind of hard with them roaring, "Show us your tits, bitch!" at the top of their lungs!

I WOULD pay good money though just to watch you take GS and Luna into a wine bar and then later try to convince them to go jogging! (an evening stagger along the beach maybe... )



BTW, I on the other hand, am always quiet, prim proper and reserved and would never do any of those things.

P.S. Anything you heard about my last trip to the Dina is all lies. Honest.

Perhaps not...I'm definately into being seduced not "show us your tits bitch". That is too reminiscent of the frat guys I ran from. Sorry.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Perhaps not...I'm definately into being seduced not "show us your tits bitch". That is too reminiscent of the frat guys I ran from. Sorry.

ummmm, that was suppose to have been a joke, hon.

I'd also suggest that you go WAY the fuck easy on calling people around here "frat boys". You might want to get to know people better before you start riffing on them and stuff. Just sayin.

P.S. As a matter of fact, I'd DEFINITELY suggest that you read the first post on this thread. It explains a few things.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Glares at Amy, before pouncing her and booby squishing her to death

Quiet and reserved my ass!! HA! You fibber.

Turns to glance at the newbie

H'llo. It ain't that we are slutty, not really...it's that AMY sends us psychic (psycho??) thoughts and because she is MEGA BITCH~ we have to listen.

Nods

I have never yelled out "Show us your tits"

I have said, "Bend over, spread em, kneel up, hands on the back of your neck, who's yer Daddy..." but NEVER "show us yer Tits!!!"

 

[Safe_Bet]

Glares at Amy, before pouncing her and booby squishing her to death

Quiet and reserved my ass!! HA! You fibber.

Turns to glance at the newbie

H'llo. It ain't that we are slutty, not really...it's that AMY sends us psychic (psycho??) thoughts and because she is MEGA BITCH~ we have to listen.

Nods

I have never yelled out "Show us your tits"

I have said, "Bend over, spread em, kneel up, hands on the back of your neck, who's yer Daddy..." but NEVER "show us yer Tits!!!"

Pfffft! I'm not talking about what you NORMALLY say, I was talking about while on vacation!


Oh, and I'M not the psychic (psycho??) MEGA BITCH, YOU are the psychic (psycho??) MEGA BITCH! I mean just look at me bent over, my leg spread & my knees up and my hands behind my head...

Oooops.... too slow... I moved!

**flicks a finger full of vanilla pudding at you**

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

*eyes glaze as I see fine body all splayed and DISplayed before she fucks it up by moving and TALKING*

You SUCK!!!!

**pudding splats on my throat and slides down...**

No FAIR!!..*looks around for that tub of pudding I had...ohhhh there it is...gets a small handful, flings it*

You claimed the MEGA BITCH title when I first started coming round...I can prove it...it's there in black and white...right here in this thread...WOMAN!!!

 

[Safe_Bet]

*eyes glaze as I see fine body all splayed and DISplayed before she fucks it up by moving and TALKING*

You SUCK!!!!

**pudding splats on my throat and slides down...**

No FAIR!!..*looks around for that tub of pudding I had...ohhhh there it is...gets a small handful, flings it*

You claimed the MEGA BITCH title when I first started coming round...I can prove it...it's there in black and white...right here in this thread...WOMAN!!!

I know I did. The PSYCHIC MEGA BITCH is her assistant. That's you!

**looks all smug and shit till hand full of pudding hits**

SEE! If I was psychic I'd have known to duck!



ETA: Oh, and the likelyhood of you EVER seeing me in a position like that is freakin nil, there Princess!

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

I know I did. The PSYCHIC MEGA BITCH is her assistant. That's you!

**looks all smug and shit till hand full of pudding hits**

SEE! If I was psychic I'd have known to duck!



ETA: Oh, and the likelyhood of you EVER seeing me in a position like that is freakin nil, there Princess!

*tries to argue....can't...debates it anyway...gives up*

Ok, fine you win!!

*hysterical giggling as I see the pudding attack you*

And I know the chances are slim to none...but just wait til I finish my hypnosis lessons...

*nods*

 

[Safe_Bet]

*tries to argue....can't...debates it anyway...gives up*

Ok, fine you win!!

*hysterical giggling as I see the pudding attack you*

And I know the chances are slim to none...but just wait til I finish my hypnosis lessons...

*nods*

**sputters & wipes pudding off face**

Oh yeah! YOU SLUT!

**Looks at tub of pudding next to you.... thinks... runs like hell!**

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

*falls onto the floor, giggling hysterically, knocking over my tub of pudding in the process*

Nooooooo Amy, come back!!!!!

*gets up, eventually, and talks one of the servers into helping me clean up the mess*

 

[CuriousLeesa]

Ya'll are hilarious! Jus' sayin'.

 

[Spicy Southern Belle]

Ya'll are hilarious! Jus' sayin'.

I completely agree. Hilarious and much fun.

 

[CuriousLeesa]

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[Luna_Wolf72]

Ya'll are hilarious! Jus' sayin'.

She ALWAYS starts it...*nods*

I completely agree. Hilarious and much fun.

*grins and offers you some puddin'*

Oh yeah, definitely. If only I could be one of their "playthings" for a night . . .

I like toys...they are verrrry entertaining....

*grins*

 

[hottchic]

She ALWAYS starts it...*nods*



*grins and offers you some puddin'*

Oh yeah, definitely. If only I could be one of their "playthings" for a night . . .

I like toys...they are verrrry entertaining....

*grins*

Be careful Lisa, Luna will use you and wear you out LOL

But then you will come back for more, they always do

By the way I had a dream of kissing Luna hard on the lips the other night, that was some hot dream LOL

 

[Spicy Southern Belle]

Oh yeah, definitely. If only I could be one of their "playthings" for a night . . .

That definitely sounds like a good night to me.

 

[Spicy Southern Belle]

She ALWAYS starts it...*nods*



*grins and offers you some puddin'*



I like toys...they are verrrry entertaining....

*grins*

I'm not sure I'm brave enough to get in the middle of the pudding war...I'll just stand on the sidelines and cheer?

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Be careful Lisa, Luna will use you and wear you out LOL

But then you will come back for more, they always do

By the way I had a dream of kissing Luna hard on the lips the other night, that was some hot dream LOL

which lips, sexy hot one?? *winks*

That definitely sounds like a good night to me.

I hear it can be very educational, punkin.

I'm not sure I'm brave enough to get in the middle of the pudding war...I'll just stand on the sidelines and cheer?

You sure? I mean vanilla pudding is awesome...we like it. *grins*

 

[Spicy Southern Belle]

which lips, sexy hot one?? *winks*



I hear it can be very educational, punkin.



You sure? I mean vanilla pudding is awesome...we like it. *grins*

I bet it would be educational.

*takes the pudding* Now what exactly do I do with this?

 

[girlsmiley]

I don't think that will work. some of the chicks here (especially the one like Luna, GS & Z) are of the genus: Slutasaurus Rex. "Stealthy" is kind of hard with them roaring, "Show us your tits, bitch!" at the top of their lungs!

I WOULD pay good money though just to watch you take GS and Luna into a wine bar and then later try to convince them to go jogging! (an evening stagger along the beach maybe... )



BTW, I on the other hand, am always quiet, prim proper and reserved and would never do any of those things.

P.S. Anything you heard about my last trip to the Dina is all lies. Honest.

What the hell is a wine bar
And what the hell is Dina?

Fucking foreigners

 

[CuriousLeesa]

*stretches out on the couch*

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

I bet it would be educational.

*takes the pudding* Now what exactly do I do with this?

Eat it? Spread it around on your body and wait to BE eaten? *grins*

What the hell is a wine bar
And what the hell is Dina?

Fucking foreigners

Smiley!!! *pounces and booby squishes the hot Aussie*

How ya doin'?

*stretches out on the couch*

eyes focus on the Curious one and trace the body's contours...low purring laugh

 

[Spicy Southern Belle]

Eat it? Spread it around on your body and wait to BE eaten? *grins*
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I vote number two....especially with the amazing women running around here.

 

[CuriousLeesa]

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