Isolated BDSM Blurts: Facehugger Fetish

[Primalex]

I like how seela can be both "the obviously native German speaker with a fake background" and "the girl who just had some German classes" at the same time.

 

[IrisAlthea]

I like how seela can be both "the obviously native German speaker with a fake background" and "the girl who just had some German classes" at the same time.

Yes, I can’t quite decide if it is magic or more like particle wave duality.

 

[seela]

I like how seela can be both "the obviously native German speaker with a fake background" and "the girl who just had some German classes" at the same time.

Yes, I can’t quite decide if it is magic or more like particle wave duality.

It’s Schrödinger’s seela.

You never know if I’m a native faker or a ditzy with duolingo until you spread my legs and see what pops out.

Wait, what?

 

[Primalex]

until you spread my legs

Oh yes!

and see what pops out.

You have a Babel fish in your fanny?

 

[IrisAlthea]

Wait, what?

That’s what I thought too.

You have a Babel fish in your fanny?

Thank you, now I feel calmer again.

 

[BiBunny]

I like how seela can be both "the obviously native German speaker with a fake background" and "the girl who just had some German classes" at the same time.

I came really close to saying that in the thread earlier, but decided it'd be better if I ignored it.

But, yes, the eternal dichotomy of seela!

 

[twister947]

Well that’s another thread gone to hell then, I suppose.

Yes.

 

[seela]

Why is it that if I curl my hair, on one side of my head the curls disappear in a heartbeat and on another they stick like a disease? Should I roll them in a different direction on the miserable side or what? What gives? I had completely forgotten about this sucky phenomenon.

Also, when I let my hair dry naturally, one side is always curlier than the other. Sigh. So therein might lie the rub, somehow.

 

[IrisAlthea]

Why is it that if I curl my hair, on one side of my head the curls disappear in a heartbeat and on another they stick like a disease? Should I roll them in a different direction on the miserable side or what? What gives? I had completely forgotten about this sucky phenomenon.

Also, when I let my hair dry naturally, one side is always curlier than the other. Sigh. So therein might lie the rub, somehow.

Do you still have a side part?
The hair on top of my head behaves differently than that on the side around the ears (like right now it sticks out like I have whiskers ).

 

[seela]

Do you still have a side part?
The hair on top of my head behaves differently than that on the side around the ears (like right now it sticks out like I have whiskers ).

Nope. When I curl my hair, the part is always wherever it feels like it wants to go that day, usually that’s middle-ish. I might part it on the side later, because a side part helps considerably with cowlick issues at the back of my head that make me look like I have a bald spot…

Edit: leaving the part where it lands naturally also has no effect on this weird one sidedness of my curls.

 

[IrisAlthea]

Nope. When I curl my hair, the part is always wherever it feels like it wants to go that day, usually that’s middle-ish. I might part it on the side later, because a side part helps considerably with cowlick issues at the back of my head that make me look like I have a bald spot…

Edit: leaving the part where it lands naturally also has no effect on this weird one sidedness of my curls.

Huh, hair is weird.

And don’t get me started on cowlicks.
I have one on the back that makes me avoid newbie hair dressers like the plague when I have a short hairstyle. They will comb it all while it is wet and cut a straight line across the neck, only to have it turn into a diagonal when the hair dries.

 

[twister947]

The things I learn...

 

[seela]

Curiosity killed the cat.

 

[BiBunny]

So after finishing the Russian course on Duolingo, I guess I wanted to make life even harder for myself by picking up Hindi. Two or three weeks in, and I've finally made it to full words now! It took me this long to learn all the Devanagari script.

 

[seela]

So after finishing the Russian course on Duolingo, I guess I wanted to make life even harder for myself by picking up Hindi. Two or three weeks in, and I've finally made it to full words now! It took me this long to learn all the Devanagari script.

I thought about picking up Hindi as my next language as well, but I think it’ll be a while before I’m up for a new one. I still have 18 units left in Welsh and it’s the course that I’m closest to finishing. I definitely want to finish a course before starting a new one. I have so many unfinished ones…

Let me know if the course is any good! My other option for the next language is Swahili. But like I said, it’ll be a while before I can take on another language.

 

[seela]

Why is it that if I curl my hair, on one side of my head the curls disappear in a heartbeat and on another they stick like a disease? Should I roll them in a different direction on the miserable side or what? What gives? I had completely forgotten about this sucky phenomenon.

Also, when I let my hair dry naturally, one side is always curlier than the other. Sigh. So therein might lie the rub, somehow.

Huh, hair is weird.

Okay, I made an experiment. I curled my hair the other way and now the previously problematic side curled nicely and seems to be holding, the other side that was ok the last time is less good than before and seems to be losing the curl fast. So maybe I have to curl the sides of my head differently?

Hair is weird, indeed.

 

[IrisAlthea]

Hair is weird, indeed.

Tinkering and empirical exploration is great though.

 

[Tallcajun]

Okay, I made an experiment. I curled my hair the other way and now the previously problematic side curled nicely and seems to be holding, the other side that was ok the last time is less good than before and seems to be losing the curl fast. So maybe I have to curl the sides of my head differently?

Hair is weird, indeed.

I wish I had that problem. Lol
What isn’t falling out is turning grey.
Wish it would make up its mind.

 

[twister947]

We choose not to have a television. This concerns friends and family.

 

[seela]

We choose not to have a television. This concerns friends and family.

I went without for years. I read a lot more books back then.

***
Blurt: I just found out that there’s a Hindi course starting right when my Persian course finishes in May. Very tempting!

And yes, I enrolled on another Persian course, so I get to enjoy Persian fun times for many more weeks.

 

[twister947]

Sometimes, progress ain't. Ya know?

 

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[IrisAlthea]

Hm, somehow I think this makes me entitled to early retirement.

 

[BiBunny]

Trying to clean again while also working a little. I hate when I complain about cleaning to my mother and she goes, "If you'd do a little every day, it wouldn't be so bad."

That might be true, but clearly, at nearly 40 years old, I'm not going to clean every day, so that little bit of "advice" is useless to me.

That being said, I got the dishwasher unloaded, then reloaded and turned back on, and a sinkful of dirty dishes soaking to go into the dishwasher when this load finishes. So...progress?

 

[IrisAlthea]

https://bigthink.com/smart-skills/b...n8ZtcaUBxI0c9ZMlNyfA16TCC0#Echobox=1679065447

I love it when the everyday reasoning we all do (or in my case, several times a day because where did I put those glasses?) gets destilled down to the actual logical/mathematical concepts that are at the bottom of it all.

Now, off to make a probablility map to find out where my favourite black bra has gotten to…and to philosophize about how the hell I manage to loose a bra.

That might be true, but clearly, at nearly 40 years old, I'm not going to clean every day, so that little bit of "advice" is useless to me.

I hear you.
I never understood why the gods made up that boulder rolling task for Sisyphus, when they could have just made him reponsible for house cleaning.

Something that has helped me in the housekeeping departement, is to distinguish between task that get much worse when neglected (dishes, laundry, everyday clutter) and those that are about the same whenever you get to them (vaccuming, wiping grime off stuff) and using my own laziness to motivate me to get them done.