Isolated BDSM Blurts: Facehugger Fetish

[seela]

Repotting the plants first before painting my nails rather than the other way around would have been a smart move.

At least the plants are hopefully happy now in their new, roomier homes. My bird of paradise had grown insane roots in less than a year.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Seeing a CutieMouse thread on the first page got me too excited. Just an old thread bump, though…

 

[twister947]

Seeing a CutieMouse thread on the first page got me too excited. Just an old thread bump, though…

I saw that...

 

[BiBunny]

My allergies are terrible today. I'm sneezy and miserable.

 

[IrisAlthea]

My allergies are terrible today. I'm sneezy and miserable.

Mine are keeping calm at the moment, but it’s because it rained like crazy yesterday and it has been rather cold for several days now.
I even had to get an extra blanket last night . I refuse to get out the duvet in july and will rather heap all the blankets in the house on the bed. It’s a matter of principle.

I should probably clean the gutters at some point today because there’s going to be more rain in the next few days, so waiting until Mr Althea is home is probably not an option.
Have I mentioned that I prefer sunny and warm weather? Could someone in charge please see to this mess?

 

[y=mx+b]

Some days you wake up just not wanting to do it anymore

And you scroll Instagram and read this great inspirational meme on a meme account you follow for such days like this and you are all like... "Fuck this meme. Fuck this account."

And then you get to thinking about the account and the person behind it and how they must have multiple social accounts where all they do all day is search for all this dumb shit to find and regurgitate it for you to read in the hopes that maybe, just maybe it might make you feel better and so thereby bring purpose to their own uninspired unoriginal life. And it strikes you just how sad that reality must be.

And you think to yourself... "Fuck. Maybe I will finish my coffee and start my day."

 

[IrisAlthea]

Some days you wake up just not wanting to do it anymore

And you scroll Instagram and read this great inspirational meme on a meme account you follow for such days like this and you are all like... "Fuck this meme. Fuck this account."

And then you get to thinking about the account and the person behind it and how they must have multiple social accounts where all they do all day is search for all this dumb shit to find and regurgitate it for you to read in the hopes that maybe, just maybe it might make you feel better and so thereby bring purpose to their own uninspired unoriginal life. And it strikes you just how sad that reality must be.

And you think to yourself... "Fuck. Maybe I will finish my coffee and start my day."

I could put this in the ”What made you smile?”-thread.

 

[y=mx+b]

I could put this in the ”What made you smile?”-thread.

Be my guest

 

[BiBunny]

Mine are keeping calm at the moment, but it’s because it rained like crazy yesterday and it has been rather cold for several days now.
I even had to get an extra blanket last night . I refuse to get out the duvet in july and will rather heap all the blankets in the house on the bed. It’s a matter of principle.

I should probably clean the gutters at some point today because there’s going to be more rain in the next few days, so waiting until Mr Althea is home is probably not an option.
Have I mentioned that I prefer sunny and warm weather? Could someone in charge please see to this mess?

I like it sunny, too, but I would prefer it to be only slightly warm (or slightly cool), rather than the oven it currently is outside.

We're entering our period of the year when it doesn't rain that much. The first part of the summer, it storms nearly every afternoon. But then in the latter part and on into the fall, the rain (usually) seems to dry up.

My allergies were so wild last night, I had to log out of work. I couldn't ensure that all my callers would only be sneeze fetishists, so I had to take the rest of the evening off, lol.

 

[IrisAlthea]

Be my guest

I actually saw a post from a stand up comedian today that just said monday motivation and then there was a clip of a shop employee trying to get a huge cart full of heavy stuff down the escalator by himself.
Yeah, not a success.
My kind of monday motivation.

 

[seela]

Sometimes the cultural differences between what I read here and what I experience day to day are way, way bigger than the Atlantic.

Sometimes I can’t even begin to explain.

 

[Primalex]

Sometimes the cultural differences between what I read here and what I experience day to day are way, way bigger than the Atlantic.

Sometimes I can’t even begin to explain.

Now I'm curious.

 

[Primalex]

My actually intended blurt was:

AIs

I was hoping for robotics to improve this decade of the 21st century, but I guess it's AIs.

 

[seela]

I really hate cleaning the glass shower wall.

 

[Moochienanu]

Damn you, Grey's season 1. Every fucking time.

 

[seela]

Why am I up at 4:45?

 

[lanceGibs]

Trip no further pretty sweeting

 

[seela]

There’s a 24h bakery next to my hotel. Send help before I eat it all!

 

[twister947]

There’s a 24h bakery next to my hotel. Send help before I eat it all!

It depends. Does "help" entail keeping you out of there? Or helping you with the next course?

 

[seela]

It depends. Does "help" entail keeping you out of there? Or helping you with the next course?

More the former, but the latter sounds pretty nice too.

 

[Dapperguy]

This is metaphysical wisdom written by Astrilles Phenolloiph the Second and it is my thought for tomorrow:
“If in doubt, Go, my fellow creature, and sub thyself.”

 

[BiBunny]

My debit card info got stolen--again--so I had to cancel the card last Friday, the 18th. My replacement card still has not arrived in the mail, and I'm starting to get irritated. My problem is usually that I can't spend money because I don't have it to spend, not that I can't spend it because I can't access it.

 

[twister947]

My debit card info got stolen--again--so I had to cancel the card last Friday, the 18th. My replacement card still has not arrived in the mail, and I'm starting to get irritated. My problem is usually that I can't spend money because I don't have it to spend, not that I can't spend it because I can't access it.

It took me most of a month to get mine replaced. As it was explained to me there's a chip shortage. I guess that makes a little bit of sense. Oh and it took me another month to straighten out all my automatic debits.

 

[BiBunny]

It took me most of a month to get mine replaced. As it was explained to me there's a chip shortage. I guess that makes a little bit of sense. Oh and it took me another month to straighten out all my automatic debits.

Ugh, that is so frustrating.

 

[seela]

Sometimes I bore even myself.