Isolated BDSM Blurts: Facehugger Fetish

[seela]

So, 7th January is my first theoretical course for the 'International Certificate for Operators of Pleasure Craft', or as the Germans would say, the 'Sportbootführerschein Binnen und See.'

How big is your pleasure craft? *wink wink nudge nudge*

Good to see you back, btw, it’s been a while!

 

[cascadiabound]

My SIL makes me bat shit crazy. Thank God she finally left after 2 days of hosting her and 4 others. Whew!

 

[Primalex]

How big is your pleasure craft? *wink wink nudge nudge*

Big enough to need a license.

 

[seela]

Big enough to need a license.

Oh my. *fans self*

 

[twister947]

Good news: "no problem", as a mindless, reflexive response, seems to have run its course.

Bad news: it's been supplanted by "purrr-fect".

Yes, I'm getting old and cranky.

 

[Primalex]

I wonder how I should phrase the AI prompt to write a submissive sex toy ad for me.

 

[Primalex]

So, the local newspaper published an article about a computer shop from decades ago. I totally remember the day, 36 years ago, when I bought there Pool of Radiance for the C64. Weird the things we remember and the things we forget.

 

[IrisAlthea]

My menstrual app knows me to well.
It pointed out that doing that waving things along motion with the hand while people are talking, might not improve relationships.

 

[seela]

Merry Christmas, everyone!

 

[seela]

I’m working on the (now traditional) Christmas scavenger hunt J has put together for me to find my present. Completely stuck on clue #4. Sigh.

I was told I can earn extra hints by sending him smutty pics. Not quite there yet.

Edit: I’m on clue #7 now. Stuck. No smutty pics used yet, though. Thinking about the joy of apples, which is my next clue.

 

[twister947]

Merry Christmas, everyone!

Yes! Merry Christmas!

 

[BiBunny]

I’m working on the (now traditional) Christmas scavenger hunt J has put together for me to find my present. Completely stuck on clue #4. Sigh.

I was told I can earn extra hints by sending him smutty pics. Not quite there yet.

Edit: I’m on clue #7 now. Stuck. No smutty pics used yet, though. Thinking about the joy of apples, which is my next clue.

That sounds like so much fun!

 

[seela]

That sounds like so much fun!

It is, but I’m also still stuck, now on clue #9. It’s been a difficult one this year!

Edit: I finally did it, I found my Christmas present and it only took about 12 hours…

 

[Primalex]

It is, but I’m also still stuck, now on clue #9. It’s been a difficult one this year!

Edit: I finally did it, I found my Christmas present and it only took about 12 hours…

Poor guy, all he wanted was a naughty picture, but it was all in vain.

 

[seela]

Poor guy, all he wanted was a naughty picture, but it was all in vain.

If that was his goal, he really should know better by now than to drop me some vague hints.

I did send him a pic after I had found the present, though. It wasn’t exactly naughty and it took me exactly zero effort, just unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my cardigan. The extra clue pics were supposed to be something that take a little effort on my part, so I don’t think this would have granted me a new clue, so good thing I didn’t need them.

I took the pic just in case it might cut it if I ever needed an extra clue, while preparing dessert and pondering whichever clue I was stuck on that moment. Hence the badly wiped away flour on my cardigan, too.

Soooo, that’s the sort of effort I put into my relationship… Sometimes I wonder how come he’s put up with me for so long.

 

[Primalex]

Soooo, that’s the sort of effort I put into my relationship… Sometimes I wonder how come he’s put up with me for so long.

For some, the unknown future is scarier than the devil they know.

 

[seela]

For some, the unknown future is scarier than the devil they know.

Amen. I hope that’s not the case in my relationship, though. Or that it’s not the only reason to be together…

 

[Primalex]

Amen. I hope that’s not the case in my relationship, though. Or that it’s not the only reason to be together…

Your assets and skills give you plenty of wiggle room on the Vicky Mendoza scale, although, regrettably, I can only offer this perspective based on conviction, not personal experience.

 

[IrisAlthea]

Is that part of how we became the weird generation?

 

[Primalex]

I guess I didn’t use enough fireworks to scare away the evil spirits — my year is starting with painful neck stiffness that even painkillers can’t mask at night.

 

[IrisAlthea]

I guess I didn’t use enough fireworks to scare away the evil spirits — my year is starting with painful neck stiffness that even painkillers can’t mask at night.

Hope you feel better soon and that you have a warm and cozy scarf in the meantime.

Here the weather was so terrible at fireworks time, that going out to watch them for too long, would probably have caused that type of thing.
I fled inside as soon as our party had blown up all of their fireworks.

 

[seela]

Is that part of how we became the weird generation?

We just talked about this with J yesterday regarding the new Lilla spöket Laban movie. There’s been talk in our circle of friends about if it’s too scary or not. I haven’t seen it and I don’t have kids so I can’t really comment, but the discussion seems insane. Are kids never supposed to feel anything negative, ever, and does everything in kids’ shows always have to resolve to a happy ending for all parties? At the same time, I’m really glad there are now good quality kids shows with good role models etc, too. But do they all have to be like that???

But yeah, the things we watched as kids were something else. My absolute favorite was Nick Knatterton, I couldn’t get enough of it. Maybe all those ladies getting tied up etc has influenced why I like what I like?

(I don’t think it has. I think it’s funny to watch the cartoons now as an adult and be in awe of how much of the racier aspects of the show I’ve managed to miss simply because I was so into detective gadgets. )

 

[cascadiabound]

Is that part of how we became the weird generation?

@Mrtenant
#accurate
#wecanrelate