Isolated BDSM Blurts - Roosters are Vicious

[Eva_Star]

Tired. Soul tired. The kind of tired that sleep does not erase.

Cure? I wonder...

 

[Miles Long]

Tired. Soul tired. The kind of tired that sleep does not erase.

Cure? I wonder...

Have you tried semen jerky?

 

[Eva_Star]

Have you tried semen jerky?

Sadly, my local source is no longer supplying. I fear trying an off-brand but feel there is little other option. I can only hope this isn't a catastrophe such as The Hunts Ketchup fiasco of '02.

smh.

 

[Farawyn]

Sadly, my local source is no longer supplying. I fear trying an off-brand but feel there is little other option. I can only hope this isn't a catastrophe such as The Hunts Ketchup fiasco of '02.

smh.

He doesn't know what ketchup is.
He's from Chicago.

 

[Miles Long]

*shudders in horror* Some areas still have not fully recovered from the the Hunts Fiasco. I fear they will never catch up to the rest of us.

 

[Miles Long]

He doesn't know what ketchup is.
He's from Chicago.

I am not from Chicago. I live in Chicago. I have lived in more places than you have.

 

[Farawyn]

I am not from Chicago. I live in Chicago. I have lived in more places than you have.

So far.

 

[Eva_Star]

He doesn't know what ketchup is.
He's from Chicago.

Chicagonians do not eat ketchup? What the...?! How do they eat french fries? Plain?!

Those poor bastards.

*shudders in horror* Some areas still have not fully recovered from the the Hunts Fiasco. I fear they will never catch up to the rest of us.

"catch up" to the rest of us...

I am praying that pun was intentional. Actually, either way is awesome.

 

[Eva_Star]

I am not from Chicago. I live in Chicago. I have lived in more places than you have.

Ooh! Let's play "where is Miles from?" No cheating if you already know, Far!!

 

[Farawyn]

Ooh! Let's play "where is Miles from?" No cheating if you already know, Far!!

Somewhere, miles away, in a humble cucumber patch...

https://youtu.be/5NeS4ueaU6w

 

[Miles Long]

Chicagonians do not eat ketchup? What the...?! How do they eat french fries? Plain?!

Those poor bastards.



"catch up" to the rest of us...

I am praying that pun was intentional. Actually, either way is awesome.

Native Chicagoans are notoriously dogmatic about insisting one should never put ketchup on hot dogs. But, being good Midwesterners, they happily put ketchup on nearly everything else, and definitely on french fries.

Of course the pun was intentional. I mayo may not have mustard the saucy language because I relish puns that get jalapeño condiment business. Don't be jelly - spread the love! (Says who? Sesame!)

 

[Eva_Star]

After a quick peek at the profile...the following things have been determined:

Miles is a fan of Austin Power movies.
Miles is a cuddler.
Miles likes to win at fucking.

But, that is all neither here nor there...

The pertinent information lies in the "dusty country roads". There is no place on Earth with dustier country roads than...Oklahoma. Do I detect a hint of just outside of Tulsa? Yes I do.

Miles is a former Oklahoman.

 

[Eva_Star]

Somewhere, miles away, in a humble cucumber patch...

https://youtu.be/5NeS4ueaU6w

Haha!

 

[Miles Long]

Ooh! Let's play "where is Miles from?" No cheating if you already know, Far!!

Somewhere, miles away, in a humble cucumber patch...

https://youtu.be/5NeS4ueaU6w

Farawyn is close, haha.

This music video is frighteningly accurate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CVLVaBECuc

 

[Eva_Star]

Native Chicagoans are notoriously dogmatic about insisting one should never put ketchup on hot dogs. But, being good Midwesterners, they happily put ketchup on nearly everything else, and definitely on french fries.

Of course the pun was intentional. I mayo may not have mustard the saucy language because I relish puns that get jalapeño condiment business. Don't be jelly - spread the love! (Says who? Sesame!)

I have never eaten a hot dog so I will take your word on it.

And impressive punning. *nods*

 

[Miles Long]

After a quick peek at the profile...the following things have been determined:

Miles is a fan of Austin Power movies.
Miles is a cuddler.
Miles likes to win at fucking.

But, that is all neither here nor there...

The pertinent information lies in the "dusty country roads". There is no place on Earth with dustier country roads than...Oklahoma. Do I detect a hint of just outside of Tulsa? Yes I do.

Miles is a former Oklahoman.

Ha! I am not from Oklahoma. In fact, I've never even been to that state. I think I know of one former Litster who is from Oklahoma, but that is also neither here nor there.

 

[Eva_Star]

Ha! I am not from Oklahoma. In fact, I've never even been to that state. I think I know of one former Litster who is from Oklahoma, but that is also neither here nor there.

Damn!

 

[cfuhrer]

I have never eaten a hot dog

What the ever lovin' eff?

You're not from around here* are you?






*planet Earth or any planet in its vicinity.

 

[Eva_Star]

What the ever lovin' eff?

You're not from around here* are you?

*planet Earth or any planet in its vicinity.

See location. Not on Earth.

 

[cascadiabound]

Ha! I am not from Oklahoma. In fact, I've never even been to that state. I think I know of one former Litster who is from Oklahoma, but that is also neither here nor there.

*Clears throat....
Oklahoma is in my bio.

(but we were talking about Miles...)

 

[ropebunny87]

Ha! I am not from Oklahoma. In fact, I've never even been to that state. I think I know of one former Litster who is from Oklahoma, but that is also neither here nor there.

I owe a man a kiss to pull him from his misery, but he's miles from me....

Cornfields can have a quiet beauty to them, as can the hustle and bustle of the city.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Blue]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEhYJEQmExE

 

[gracie920101]

Careful now! I breathed red dirt my first 18 years.

 

[Eva_Star]

Careful now! I breathed red dirt my first 18 years.

Red dirt roads are the best.