jacking off 7/8 times today mmm

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About to start jacking off will be the 7th time I cum today wish I had some pussy to cum in and then eat my cum out of her pussy then cum swap mmmm
 
So, there is actually a solution to your problems, both of you. Not you Farawyn :). They sometimes sell them on street corners, but you can probably pick one up at most social gatherings, in the grocery store, mall, church, hospital while you are visiting your sick grandma. Really, almost anywhere that humans inhabit the earth. They come in all sorts of shapes, sizes, colors and flavors.......if you're not picking up on what it is, send me a PM and I'll let you in on the secret.
 
Don't be scared, we're all adults here... share the secret, since you wanted to bump this thread that was almost two months old with your awesome sarcastic ways. :p
 
So, there is actually a solution to your problems, both of you. Not you Farawyn :). They sometimes sell them on street corners, but you can probably pick one up at most social gatherings, in the grocery store, mall, church, hospital while you are visiting your sick grandma. Really, almost anywhere that humans inhabit the earth. They come in all sorts of shapes, sizes, colors and flavors.......if you're not picking up on what it is, send me a PM and I'll let you in on the secret.

What does Apple Pie have do to with this? Does he need more fruit? We would have apple pie at the church banquet, most of us bought it at the grocery store on the way. There was that pie shop at the mall, but it wasn't open that early. After church, we'd take some over to the nurse's station when we visited grandma; she couldn't eat any without her dentures.
 
Well.....hello ladies. Interesting that all the cool kids would follow me here to this month old thread I resurrected, haha.

It's not Apple Pie, I was actually thinking of Hot Pockets, but B- for effort :)
 
I was perving the have you masturbated today thread and this thread title caught my eye. :cool:

Are you suggesting they eat a hot pocket instead of jerking off?
 
A Hot Pocket will never leave you chafed and wanting more.
 
And you would know this, how? ;)

I had a long term relationship with a Hot Pocket once.....it was.....hot. In the end, though, we had to break up when it fell off the coffee table and into the dogs mouth. I was heart broken, until I opened the freezer and saw pizza bites.
 
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