Jade's World on Lit

[JerseyJade]

Me too

And then they can leave. As a matter of fact, I prefer that they do. I have no use for them after that.

 

[Backagainpart4]

And then they can leave. As a matter of fact, I prefer that they do. I have no use for them after that.

As a man I will try not to take that too personally

 

[Backagainpart4]

Me too

Camping is always fun. Except for the bugs. And yes, a Durango doesn't scream midlife crisis quite like a sports car

I suppose I could use whipped cream and write on it”Just divorced. Having a mid-life crisis but can’t afford a sports car anymore”

 

[JerseyJade]

As a man I will try not to take that too personally

Well if I let them stay, they might want me to make them a sandwich or cook dinner for them... and this girl don't do that shit for anyone other than my kids.

 

[13Fantasies]

I like that in a man.

-Adjusts tie-

My moment has arrived.

 

[Backagainpart4]

Well if I let them stay, they might want me to make them a sandwich or cook dinner for them... and this girl don't do that shit for anyone other than my kids.

I’ve cooked, cleaned and done laundry for 31 years. Point me in the right direction and I’ll do that myself.

 

[Backagainpart4]

Me too. The best part about seeing them leaving is knowing they'll be back soon for more

That's one good use for whipped cream.

Since I don’t have any other use for it. Since I got kicked out before desert

 

[JerseyJade]

Me too. The best part about seeing them leaving is knowing they'll be back soon for more

#facts

 

[JerseyJade]

I’ve cooked, cleaned and done laundry for 31 years. Point me in the right direction and I’ll do that myself.

You know I'm just teasing, right?

 

[Booboobear84]

Well if I let them stay, they might want me to make them a sandwich or cook dinner for them... and this girl don't do that shit for anyone other than my kids.

Some of us might make dinner, and even do the dishes.

 

[JerseyJade]

Some of us might make dinner, and even do the dishes.

That's my kinda man.

 

[JerseyJade]

Personally, I enjoy cooking. But doing the dishes or operating the grill is always appreciated

I only cook when I have to.. but that's okay, I make up for it in other ways.

 

[Booboobear84]

That's my kinda man.

OTOH my only purpose in dating (those many years ago) was to find a spouse. What can I say, nobody's perfect.

 

[JerseyJade]

I imagine no man is ever upset with how you make up for only cooking when you have to

I haven't had any complaints yet.

 

[Booboobear84]

I haven't had any complaints yet.

Yup. I can cook or order take out, the other I need help with. The choice is clear.

 

[JerseyJade]

They went home satisfied, and probably with a smile on their face

And me feeling proud and sexy.

 

[investor2020]

Notice . . . it is now 11:00 pm . . . this thread will now revert to JJ's playhouse.

 

[Backagainpart4]

I'm sure the local grocery store sells pies or other pastries that you can put it on

True. But a man in mid life crisis and pouting about being kicked out isn’t thinking clearly enough to realize that.

 

[JerseyJade]

Notice . . . it is now 11:00 pm . . . this thread will now revert to JJ's playhouse.

Naa, you're safe tonight.

 

[Backagainpart4]

You should always feel proud and sexy

That's true. I didn't think you were pouting though.

Well I wasn’t, but isn’t that how the role is written? He doesn’t get dinner, so obviously no desert. So obviously he’s pouting. Right.

 

[Nightbird]

Why? What goes on after 11 pm here?

Jade gets a little crazy

 

[Backagainpart4]

Not when I hold the pen

How would you write it?

 

[JerseyJade]

Why? What goes on after 11 pm here?

That's when I sometimes post a few sexy gifs.

 

[13Fantasies]

That's when I sometimes post a few sexy gifs.

I thought it was when you turned your bedroom into a TV show like PeeWee.

Yes,I know. That's not the lucky bastard's name.

 

[Nightbird]

JJ never gets crazy. Her gifs are wonderful

Oh I wasn't complaining and didn't mean that in a bad way.