Jade's World on Lit

[muddler35]

She's in a better place now.

Amazon has two days delivery. Can you wait that long?

No

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I knew I shouldn't have bitten her ass, but I couldn't help myself

I think she is in a better place now Conrad. Perhaps at the top of a noble oak tree, or on my asshole neighbor’s roof.

That #$$%^&*...... hopefully he doesn't fix her and keep on using her.... we can't be eskimo brothers with him

She's in a better place now.

Amazon has two days delivery. Can you wait that long?

NNNNOOOOOO! Why must you remind me TWO DAYS!?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

You really are a mess without Cindy there to comfort you

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[muddler35]

I kinda feel like @Nightbird comes here every morning and spreads kindness and goodwill with the best of intentions, then Conrad and I show up. Ten minutes later he’s meeting with his support group at Hortons saying “You won’t believe what those assholes are up to today, pass me a jelly and I’ll tell you all about it”

Edit: I’ll tell you all aboot it.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I kinda feel like @Nightbird comes here every morning and spreads kindness and goodwill with the best of intentions, then Conrad and I show up. Ten minutes later he’s meeting with his support group at Hortons saying “You won’t believe what those assholes are up to today, pass me a jelly and I’ll tell you all about it”

Edit: I’ll tell you all aboot it.

Do you think they sit around a campfire on a moose while doing it....While taking shots of maple syrup to calm their nerves.

 

[muddler35]

Do you think they sit around a campfire on a moose while doing it....While taking shots of maple syrup to calm their nerves.

I don’t know why I got off on the hating Canadians tangent. It just kinda happened. I feel like @crazychemgirl @HeavyBalls and @tolyk are nicely forming their rebuttals, while Nightbird is politely plotting my assassination.

 

[Nightbird]

I don’t know why I got off on the hating Canadians tangent. It just kinda happened. I feel like @crazychemgirl @HeavyBalls and @tolyk are nicely forming their rebuttals, while Nightbird is politely plotting my assassination.

Its ok Muddler I understand your feeling bad because of Cindy so your trying to make yourself feel better by picking on Canadians.. I forgive you..

 

[muddler35]

Its ok Muddler I understand your feeling bad because of Cindy so your trying to make yourself feel better by picking on Canadians.. I forgive you..

FUCK!

Thank you.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Its ok Muddler I understand your feeling bad because of Cindy so your trying to make yourself feel better by picking on Canadians.. I forgive you..

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[SirConradPeckereye]

I don’t know why I got off on the hating Canadians tangent. It just kinda happened. I feel like @crazychemgirl @HeavyBalls and @tolyk are nicely forming their rebuttals, while Nightbird is politely plotting my assassination.

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[muddler35]

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Nice penmanship @Nightbird

 

[JerseyJade]

Good morning all!

And Godspeed Cindy wherever ye are.

She better not show up in my backyard, or I'll be pissed!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Nice penmanship @Nightbird

Now he is going to apologize because he makes yours look sssooo bad

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

She better not show up in my backyard, or I'll be pissed!

Pfft you will still take her inside and use her, you gnome you want to!

 

[JerseyJade]

Pfft you will still take her inside and use her, you gnome you want to!

Eww, fuck no!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Eww, fuck no!

So this isn't you!? LIES!!! You are drinking already
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[JerseyJade]

So this isn't you!? LIES!!! You are drinking already
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Lmao!

Good Lord!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Lmao!

Good Lord!

Ok fine I'm gonna post this one of YOU then....View attachment 2240922

 

[JerseyJade]

As opposed to this American graffiti I saw yesterday:

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Hey, dude... how have you been?

 

[Nightbird]

Lmao!

Good Lord!

Good Morning Jade!

 

[muddler35]

So this isn't you!? LIES!!! You are drinking already
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Don’t be silly Conrad. That classy chick poured her wine into a glass. We all know JJ better than that.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

As opposed to this American graffiti I saw yesterday:

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.... I mean..... I'm not about to kink shame your mom

 

[JerseyJade]

Ok fine I'm gonna post this one of YOU then....View attachment 2240922

That is a good resemblance of you... considering you both have no dicks.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Don’t be silly Conrad. That classy chick poured her wine into a glass. We all know JJ better than that.

Damn!!!! Foiled again by her unclassy habits

 

[JerseyJade]

Oh hey! Not too bad, overall. How’re you?

Pretty good, thanks.