Jade's World on Lit

[JerseyJade]

I have to stop by your moms and get Shannon's stroller on my way to work. is she gonna be home?

She should be. It's on the back deck, so just go get it.

 

[curious_me]

I have to stop by your moms and get Shannon's stroller on my way to work. is she gonna be home?

That must be code for something.

 

[jason28053]

That must be code for something.

I was thinking the same thing

 

[investor2020]

Ladies, please don't deviate from your normal behavior . . . doing that could have consequences you didn't anticipate.

 

[JackKingOff]

Here in Jersey weed is legal. BUT you can't pump your own gas that's illegal .. Go figure

Oregon is the same way!

 

[13Fantasies]

She should be. It's on the back deck, so just go get it.

Oh sure. KAYLEE can talk about your mom and her back deck. But when WE do it, it's gross.

 

[JackKingOff]

Step 1: marry a rich guy
Step 2: tell him he was right and it's my fault
Step 3: act surprised and sad
Step 4: Profit

Good thing I am not rich

 

[Nightbird]

 

[JackKingOff]

NTS: don't post get rich quick plan on the internet

You will scare off many men indeed.

 

[Booboobear84]

Step 1: marry a rich guy
Step 2: tell him he was right and it's my fault
Step 3: act surprised and sad
Step 4: Profit

If a man speaks in the forest, is he still wrong?

 

[JackKingOff]

True but you also limit the amount of dick you get as well

 

[jason28053]

I’m thinking JJ had something to do with this

 

[investor2020]

Step 1: marry a rich guy
Step 2: tell him he was right and it's my fault
Step 3: act surprised and sad
Step 4: Profit

Get thee back, thy evil devious demoness!!

 

[JerseyJade]

That must be code for something.

Yeah.. it's code for her fucken stroller is on the back fucken deck at my moms house.

 

[JerseyJade]

I was thinking the same thing

Of course you were.

 

[JerseyJade]

Oh sure. KAYLEE can talk about your mom and her back deck. But when WE do it, it's gross.

Good Lord!

 

[jason28053]

Of course you were.

I’m a bad boy

 

[HeavyBalls]

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Can confirm!

 

[curious_me]

Yeah.. it's code for her fucken stroller is on the back fucken deck at my moms house.

That's a long ass code. No wonder you have to keep repeating it.

 

[investor2020]

Don't be scared investor...I didn't mean you

I'm relieved to hear that, Tiffany . . . but I don't think I would qualify under "Step 1. marry a rich guy". I mean, given I live a couple miles off the nearest paved road, dependent on unemployment income and food stamps. But don't change your life style just because of me.

 

[tnman03]

What's happening in your world JJ? Busy weekend ahead? It was too hot to try to mow the yard this afternoon so I got my house straightened up and made some chili mac. I'll mow in the morning and try to get to the lake in the afternoon. Maybe anyway. What kind of mayhem has been going on here today??

 

[JerseyJade]

What's happening in your world JJ? Busy weekend ahead? It was too hot to try to mow the yard this afternoon so I got my house straightened up and made some chili mac. I'll mow in the morning and try to get to the lake in the afternoon. Maybe anyway. What kind of mayhem has been going on here today??

Did you ever get the brakes fixed on your tractor?

 

[JerseyJade]

Living a couple miles away from a paved road sounds line a good place to live. It has to be peaceful, quiet, and serene. Hope you're doing well tonight Investor

Eww! Not for me, thanks.

 

[investor2020]

Living a couple miles away from a paved road sounds line a good place to live. It has to be peaceful, quiet, and serene. Hope you're doing well tonight Investor

Eww! Not for me, thanks.

In light of the insane world today, Tiffany, sheltering in place up here in the woods definitely has its benefits. Two walks with the dog on trails in the woods helps to keep one's mind clear. It's not for everybody, but even JJ might enjoy a respite from her world every once in a while (she would have to pump her own gas, however).

I am well, thank you. Trust all is copacetic in your neck of the woods.

 

[JerseyJade]

I imagine you like the fast paced life a bit more JJ. One with a nearby beach and hot single men. That definely has its appeal too!

Yeah, I would go crazy living in the country.