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I'll be your daddy. :love:
Howdy sir. While JJ is not currently in the market for a “Daddy” there are, I believe, threads for that sort of thing. She is, however, overstocked with protective big brothers. No ill will my friend, just wrong thread. It happens.

Unless you happen to be Australian. In that case, go fuck a kangaroo.

(With JJ’s consent of course)
 
Howdy sir. While JJ is not currently in the market for a “Daddy” there are, I believe, threads for that sort of thing. She is, however, overstocked with protective big brothers. No ill will my friend, just wrong thread. It happens.

Unless you happen to be Australian. In that case, go fuck a kangaroo.

(With JJ’s consent of course)
Mic drop.
 
This is not going well. With the exception of @StillRain, who is so obviously smitten with me, the Aussies don’t even seem to notice that they’re under attack, and the Kiwis are conspicuously unenthusiastic to have me on their team. Dammit!

You know they reach out to us Canadians through the back channels right?

We put aside squabbling over who was deadlier in WW1 (Canadians TOTALLY), and ally against a common foe...
 
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