Jade's World on Lit

[Nightbird]

It's the local pisswater, it's why it's a major export...

Exactly..

 

[muddler35]

Good morning Tiff and all.

 

[muddler35]

Morning to you Muddler. You into any shenanigans yet?

Not yet. I think telling that dude to go fuck a kangaroo last night has me sated for the moment. How’s you?

 

[muddler35]

I think we all got a good laugh out of that. I'm good today. Wish I was still at home though.

I’m still a little cobwebby Tiff. I haven’t caught up on everything. Why were the Canadians politeing each other? And why do I kinda think I’m somehow responsible for it?

 

[muddler35]

I think they were happy you shifted your focus to the Australians

1. When I taunt and tease people here, it’s all in fun and love. I try to check in with everyone to make sure there are never actual hurt feelings.

2. You should NEVER attempt to fuck a kangaroo. It’s probably illegal and certainly dangerous.

 

[muddler35]

Thats kind. You've never hurt mine. And I really hope that no one needs a reminder on your second bullet point.

With JJ’s misfits, I thought a little PSA seemed appropriate.

 

[StillRain]

This is not going well. With the exception of @StillRain, who is so obviously smitten with me, the Aussies don’t even seem to notice that they’re under attack, and the Kiwis are conspicuously unenthusiastic to have me on their team. Dammit!

You’re like a blow fly. I cannot shoo you away and no amount of bug spray does the job.

 

[muddler35]

You’re like a blow fly. I cannot shoo you away and no amount of bug spray does the job.

Somebody say blow?

 

[StillRain]

Somebody say blow?

Well you are in JJs thread.

 

[muddler35]

Well you are in JJs thread.

Point taken

 

[Booboobear84]

I just did laugh out loud, thank you folks

 

[tnman03]

 

[investor2020]

How women keep their men guessing . . .

https://64.media.tumblr.com/8f987eb2addee842bd49cb12fb2b021a/a30db857f8ed2975-12/s540x810/03b1a4c57c885490f1864b1f6de38aa41d3a6c03.jpg

 

[Backagainpart4]

Been gone for three days. Had fun catching up on all the missed posts. Today I’m thankful I’m not a Canuck, Kiwi, or Aussie.

All the teasing that goes on here is fun to read. I know it’s all in jest and that makes it enjoyable to read.

Hope all y’all had a great weekend. And have a good Monday.

 

[Booboobear84]

Yes JJ's thread: new adventures in NSFW

 

[JerseyJade]

1. When I taunt and tease people here, it’s all in fun and love. I try to check in with everyone to make sure there are never actual hurt feelings.

2. You should NEVER attempt to fuck a kangaroo. It’s probably illegal and certainly dangerous.

Make sure you keep telling @SirConradPeckereye that, because I know he's thinking about going to Australia to fulfill one of his new fantasies.

 

[JerseyJade]

Well you are in JJs thread.

Lmao!

 

[JerseyJade]

Things are bound to spiral downhill now

Speaking of blow... oh, never mind.

 

[JerseyJade]

Been gone for three days. Had fun catching up on all the missed posts. Today I’m thankful I’m not a Canuck, Kiwi, or Aussie.

All the teasing that goes on here is fun to read. I know it’s all in jest and that makes it enjoyable to read.

Hope all y’all had a great weekend. And have a good Monday.

While it may seem unbelievable to some people... we actually do like each other a lot.

 

[curious_me]

While it may seem unbelievable to some people... we actually do like each other a lot.

You're getting soft on us, JJ.

 

[muddler35]

How women keep their men guessing . . .

https://64.media.tumblr.com/8f987eb2addee842bd49cb12fb2b021a/a30db857f8ed2975-12/s540x810/03b1a4c57c885490f1864b1f6de38aa41d3a6c03.jpg

To me, marriage was a big game of chicken, stuffing the trash can down more and more to see if the other person would take it out.

 

[JerseyJade]

You're getting soft on us, JJ.

You're right... let me rephrase: While it may seem unbelievable to some people... we actually do like each other a lot.. except for @muddler35 and @SirConradPeckereye, of course.

There! Sorry for the confusion everyone.

 

[muddler35]

You're right... let me rephrase: While it may seem unbelievable to some people... we actually do like each other a lot.. except for @muddler35 and @SirConradPeckereye, of course.

There! Sorry for the confusion everyone.

You love us mostest and everyone knows it, brat!

 

[JerseyJade]

Or ... we let him leave the country, and start a petition to not let him back into it

I want to be the first to sign that petition!

 

[JerseyJade]

You love us mostest and everyone knows it, brat!

Damnit!