Jade's World on Lit

[muddler35]

Onc... ok..... can't lie like that.

But at least I didn't use glue to make the spoon trick work for a pic!

I can do it for realsies now!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I can do it for realsies now!

At least there is someone here who can do it for real! *as I mean mug @crazychemgirl *

 

[crazychemgirl]

At least there is someone here who can do it for real! *as I mean mug @crazychemgirl *

Don’t start with me pecker

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Don’t start with me pecker

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[ShaneoD]

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There used to be a comedian who called his penis the truth but I can't find the bit now because if you google it all you get is Louis CK articles

 

[LexxRuthless]

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Oh, no, she can handle it.

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[LexxRuthless]

There used to be a comedian who called his penis the truth but I can't find the bit now because if you google it all you get is Louis CK articles

That was exactly what I was thinking -- and I couldn't find it either.

 

[ShaneoD]

That was exactly what I was thinking -- and I couldn't find it either.

Some people can't handle the truth,
The truth hurts......
Damn I can't think of the rest

 

[LexxRuthless]

Some people can't handle the truth,
The truth hurts......
Damn I can't think of the rest

I want to say, "The truth will set you free!" but I don't think that was it.

 

[ShaneoD]

I want to say, "The truth will set you free!" but I don't think that was it.

Wasn't that after he said said "some people swallow the truth"
He definitely said your quote it was an innuendo for an orgasm.

 

[LexxRuthless]

Completely unrelated comedy bit, but it made me laugh:

 

[ShaneoD]

Completely unrelated comedy bit, but it made me laugh:

Well done

 

[barefootgirl69]

Be careful she'll get BFG back in here, she's still in the mood to kick ass

I was summoned?

 

[LexxRuthless]

I was summoned?

Well, I didn't summon you, but how are you doing?

 

[HeavyBalls]

Damn I missed a troll...

I was looking for an excuse to HULK out...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Well, I didn't summon you, but how are you doing?

I'm good. Trying to stay out of trouble.

 

[LexxRuthless]

I'm good. Trying to stay out of trouble.

Trouble has an uncanny knack for hunting me down.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Trouble has an uncanny knack for hunting me down.

Trouble usually knows where I am most of the time...

 

[LexxRuthless]

Heh. Reminds me of a line, "she was TROUBLE in all-caps, not just a capital T."

 

[JerseyJade]

I'm good. Trying to stay out of trouble.

Um.. you came to the wrong thread for that.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Trouble has an uncanny knack for hunting me down.

Trouble usually knows where I am most of the time...

Trouble, trouble, trouble. T R ubble

Um.. you came to the wrong thread for that.

And, now, I'm singing T R O U B L E
By Travis Tritt!

 

[LexxRuthless]

Damn I missed a troll...

I was looking for an excuse to HULK out...

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[LexxRuthless]

I wasn't aware of @SirConradPeckereye's "glasses thing."

Does that mean something like this?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

@JerseyJade will you pm me please lovely lady? I wanted to catch up with you and I can’t message you anymore

 

[LexxRuthless]

It is the weekend. Time for the sane people to unplug, get out into the world, and...try not to melt, I guess.

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