Jade's World on Lit

[JerseyJade]

You always you?

Nope. I like when a guy's dick gets hard while he's sleeping. I'll usually wake him up.

 

[LexxRuthless]

Nope. I like when a guy's dick gets hard while he's sleeping. I'll usually wake him up.

Oh, that is the BEST way to wake up.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/300310675_173316481872832_5271358483465811482_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=5JQGiqmjcMQAX8J9cRB&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=00_AfByLLnOz7GtfkNbJNVy3YVV_-BVmp_KTMJgKjhMMWT7FA&oe=64E197E4
Sorry for your loss, @SirConradPeckereye.

It was because of her tramatic experience at band camp! Not me!

 

[investor2020]

It's always a pleasure to see JJ post after an absence . . . she's loaded for bear and let's you know it !

And she has the perfect way to deal with SirConrad and Muddler:

https://64.media.tumblr.com/f55fa5c404c92f5d2baf1ed2cded76d5/a7fcc0b0ea27cad2-2d/s500x750/58c6a5d9526b4c06f3e3929ac0e69e656d9c4e78.jpg

 

[LexxRuthless]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1006126123874271263/1141334742814433301/WBIYlV1.png

 

[Azuldrgon]

Those were some funny memes this morning.
Hope everyone has a wonderful hump day.
*leaves hugs for Jade*

 

[JerseyJade]

And she has the perfect way to deal with SirConrad and Muddler:

Who? Do I know these people?

 

[muddler35]

Who? Do I know these people?

Did y’all ever stop to think that maybe Conrad and I have feelings??? I mean, I don’t, but he might. Honestly it never occurred to me to ask, but it’s possible. Jerks.

 

[JerseyJade]

Did y’all ever stop to think that maybe Conrad and I have feelings??? I mean, I don’t, but he might. Honestly it never occurred to me to ask, but it’s possible. Jerks.

Hey, I told SirPeckerDickHead that I was sorry for his loss. I can't help it that he sucks so bad at pleasing women, even his blowup doll finally got tired of his shit. Can't say I don't blame her. He does have that effect on people.

 

[JerseyJade]

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/368009947_644941194401762_6625162594862829874_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=JRrD5dNHpFsAX-HDXOY&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=00_AfA2170w3-Pnm-YIY0r5xxK699jsvIEEFPCzEqJmc5foQA&oe=64E18DB9
You're welcome.

 

[HeavyBalls]

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/368009947_644941194401762_6625162594862829874_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=JRrD5dNHpFsAX-HDXOY&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=00_AfA2170w3-Pnm-YIY0r5xxK699jsvIEEFPCzEqJmc5foQA&oe=64E18DB9
You're welcome.

Boots, belt and wallet?

I'll see myself out.

 

[JerseyJade]

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[JerseyJade]

https://scontent-iad3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/366010019_643010987928116_8360819153591531749_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=i34M9NJp7v0AX8k87kH&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-2.xx&oh=00_AfB_anZoALC9pireygw8cWUBQ_wY04k5AXQJNiVOYRzX1g&oe=64E18B3A

 

[investor2020]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/84a15cff897753efeb347e33ee2de292/c0dbaec81d59852a-2f/s540x810/9a94bfe84f30fbd92b2d0263108f24928dba9d3a.jpg
Meanwhile in Canada . . .

Haven't seen our Canadian contributors lately, JJ . . . did we scare them off?

 

[JerseyJade]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/84a15cff897753efeb347e33ee2de292/c0dbaec81d59852a-2f/s540x810/9a94bfe84f30fbd92b2d0263108f24928dba9d3a.jpg
Meanwhile in Canada . . .

Haven't seen our Canadian contributors lately, JJ . . . did we scare them off?

You're right. Maybe that fucken @muddler35 scared them away!

 

[JerseyJade]

https://scontent-iad3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/366740616_642529787976236_2110464473764619079_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=nKCAgf_GqJIAX8uf-PM&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-2.xx&oh=00_AfCbPrR9axwiMPUGIH1Tf7bWptWwg7WTs2iRJ3QAugHyKQ&oe=64E19B43
Just so y'all know... that dude on the right is, @SirConradPeckereye.

 

[HeavyBalls]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/84a15cff897753efeb347e33ee2de292/c0dbaec81d59852a-2f/s540x810/9a94bfe84f30fbd92b2d0263108f24928dba9d3a.jpg
Meanwhile in Canada . . .

Haven't seen our Canadian contributors lately, JJ . . . did we scare them off?

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/bc/55/aa/bc55aaeffc374c8f68ec4d71e35b652c.jpg

 

[HeavyBalls]

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/65/22/79/652279f13628089c25679f408af705a3--wisdom-funny-pics.jpg

We Canadians don't sleep, WE WAIT!!!

 

[investor2020]

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/65/22/79/652279f13628089c25679f408af705a3--wisdom-funny-pics.jpg

We Canadians don't sleep, WE WAIT!!!

The sleeper awakes !!!

 

[investor2020]

This is an unfair comparison !! . . . I mean, records are still records !

https://64.media.tumblr.com/b2e511b89d6554c876ac7a4e61adacae/b819f5ac6a68df8b-79/s1280x1920/1347edb3797c1971880b95a70d3780dedd8ef3cc.jpg

 

[investor2020]

And ladies, you think you have difficult standards with which to be compared . . .

https://64.media.tumblr.com/9ee54fdeec8eb665a1ea08ad2537e3e3/ddbd7bf45fb162e6-1e/s1280x1920/05996fe1ff8f6742b7fdbf264aaad8cd15c37372.jpg

 

[JerseyJade]

https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.PAUek_jo2RojO97wbfmGzQAAAA?pid=ImgDet&rs=1
I'm not!

 

[muddler35]

You're right. Maybe that fucken @muddler35 scared them away!

I dropped the Canadian campaign months ago! I decided that I was being unfair to a great and noble country, and I have been nothing but kind to our neighbors to the north ever since. (Actually @crazychemgirl scares the bejeepers out of me, so I unconditionally surrendered)

 

[crazychemgirl]

I dropped the Canadian campaign months ago! I decided that I was being unfair to a great and noble country, and I have been nothing but kind to our neighbors to the north ever since. (Actually @crazychemgirl scares the bejeepers out of me, so I unconditionally surrendered)

 

[crazychemgirl]

One of these days I’ll recreate my spoon photo with a spork and truly terrify you.