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[LexxRuthless]

https://imgur.com/8VuzOJI

Not perfect, but possibly edible.

Yum! Nice work, sir.

 

[JKL123]

I can't believe this Thread has become a Betty Crocker recipe share.

Well maybe @JerseyJade will come to my house dressed in nothing but her apron in need of a cup of sugar

 

[LexxRuthless]

I can't believe this Thread has become a Betty Crocker recipe share.

Well maybe @JerseyJade will come to my house dressed in nothing but her apron in need of a cup of sugar

LOOL - as if she'd make it all the way to your house like that!

 

[muddler35]

I can't believe this Thread has become a Betty Crocker recipe share.

Well maybe @JerseyJade will come to my house dressed in nothing but her apron in need of a cup of sugar

Point taken. My bad. Back to your regularly scheduled blowjob talk.

 

[JerseyJade]

I made scrambled eggs and pancakes for me and my daughter this morning. Now I can't even recall why it came up, but I think of @JerseyJade every time I make them.
Always makes me smile, though.

Well I do love pancakes, so there's that.

 

[JerseyJade]

This is my first attempt from scratch. The recipe has vague instructions. “Do not overwork the dough!” “gently work the dough with your hands.”

And yet you wonder why you suck at making women happy.

 

[JerseyJade]

Point taken. My bad. Back to your regularly scheduled blowjob talk.

Speaking of blowjobs, guess what I did on my lunch break today?

 

[Booboobear84]

Speaking of blowjobs, guess what I did on my lunch break today?

Made someone’s day?

 

[JerseyJade]

Made someone’s day?

Yep, mine.

 

[investor2020]

The last time JJ had a physical . . .

https://images7.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED999/61e01cf0a2b05.jpeg

 

[muddler35]

And yet you wonder why you suck at making women happy.

Actually I’ve never wondered about that until now. . So many apologies to be made.

Tell your mom I’m sorry.

 

[crazychemgirl]

In sorry JJ for setting you up with peckereye .. that thread got a little out of hand this morning

 

[tnman03]

Or as JJ would say... there's always her favorite Friday pastime on her lunch break...

 

[tnman03]

Hey'ya JJ and peeps, wazzup?

 

[JerseyJade]

In sorry JJ for setting you up with peckereye .. that thread got a little out of hand this morning

That's okay. I'm sorry for hooking you up with donut man. I'll probably be going to Hell for that.

 

[JerseyJade]

Hey'ya JJ and peeps, wazzup?

Hey, tnman. How have you been?

 

[muddler35]

That's okay. I'm sorry for hooking you up with donut man. I'll probably be going to Hell for that.

Uhhh. What? I feel like I missed something here.

 

[JerseyJade]

Actually I’ve never wondered about that until now. . So many apologies to be made.

Tell your mom I’m sorry.

Hey, leave my mom out of this. And that goes for you too, SirConradDickHead!

 

[muddler35]

Hey, leave my mom out of this. And that goes for you too, SirConradDickHead!

Okay, but I refuse to leave THIS out of your mom.

#scoreboard

 

[JerseyJade]

Okay, but I refuse to leave THIS out of your mom.

#scoreboard

ASS!

 

[tnman03]

Hey, tnman. How have you been?

Kind of busy along with having eye surgery, but I've been enjoying the summer. You?

 

[JerseyJade]

Kind of busy along with having eye surgery, but I've been enjoying the summer. You?

Yep, it's been a great summer so far.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Uhhh. What? I feel like I missed something here.

She paired us up in the set-up thread

 

[muddler35]

She paired us up in the set-up thread

Awwww. That’s so sweet. Did you piss her off or something? I wouldn’t wish me on anyone. Most days it’s all I can do to tolerate myself.

 

[Nightbird]

I do miss @Nightbird. Come back ya hoser.

Oh Take Off Eh! Hose Head.. Im back for now..