Jade's World on Lit

[investor2020]

JJ's "WTF???"

It's that old adage: Practice makes perfect.

 

[JackKingOff]

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WTF???

Working out before tonights main attraction

 

[JackKingOff]

https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.i7VJXrMtxu9rILTWAlfNzwHaD9?pid=ImgDet&rs=1
Who fucken does this shit????

Practicing keg stands, got to be ready for when it starts to flow

 

[curious_me]

https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.i7VJXrMtxu9rILTWAlfNzwHaD9?pid=ImgDet&rs=1
Who fucken does this shit????

Step your game up, JJ!

 

[investor2020]

I'm not sure if this just applies only to JJ, or to all Jersey girls . . .

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[PlanetaryNebula]

Hey little lady

 

[JerseyJade]

I'm not sure if this just applies only to JJ, or to all Jersey girls . . .

https://64.media.tumblr.com/c37d8562fd0dbc7df36e79f0b53a4ebb/634a5925d5ae8f23-b5/s540x810/5d504dae72d2b76b32d76d00337dca1426883c9a.jpg

That about sums it up.

 

[JerseyJade]

Hey little lady

Hey, Nebs.

 

[Nightbird]

Hello Jade and everyone else.. I just popped in to say hello and Im off to bed..

 

[investor2020]

Relationship advice for women by a woman::

A cat does not want all the world to love her. Only those she has chosen to love. I believe I’m like that kitty.​

A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run, sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.​

 

[investor2020]

Thank goodness there's someone around to look out for your best interests . . .

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s1z17tGZN91rdlxrk.mp4

 

[JackKingOff]

Thank goodness there's someone around to look out for your best interests . . .

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s1z17tGZN91rdlxrk.mp4

Is it in her best interest; or in his best interest that she does not embarrass him?

 

[Nightbird]

Good Afternoon everyone!

 

[investor2020]

Oh no! JJ, did something terrible happen at SirConrad's over Halloween??

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/83/67/4f/83674fce8fd6754d151930437bd65d1c.jpg

 

[JerseyJade]

Oh no! JJ, did something terrible happen at SirConrad's over Halloween??

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/83/67/4f/83674fce8fd6754d151930437bd65d1c.jpg

It doesn't look so terrible to me.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Jade, did you have any Halloween fun?

 

[JerseyJade]

Jade, did you have any Halloween fun?

Yes, it was fun. My mom took the boys trick or treating and I stayed home handing out candy.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Yes, it was fun. My mom took the boys trick or treating and I stayed home handing out candy.

Glad you had a good time.

 

[baise]

Hi JJ. Hope this gives you a laugh…

[TR]
[TD] Her dog was in heat, but she agreed to look after her neighbor's male dog
while the neighbor was on vacation.

She had a large house and she believed that she could keep the two dogs
apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep, she heard awful howling
sounds. She rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together and
unable to disengage, as frequently happens when dogs mate.

Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, and
although it was very late at night, she called her vet, who answered in a
very grumpy voice.

After she explained the problem to him, the vet said, "Hang up the phone
and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the
noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be
able to withdraw."

"Do you think that will work?" she asked.

"Just worked for me," he replied.[/TD]
[/TR]


[TR]
[TD][/TD]
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[JerseyJade]

Hi JJ. Hope this gives you a laugh…

Lmao!

 

[LustyScribe]

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WTF???

While the other contestants at the hot dog eating tournaments were practicing with Nathans and Oscar Meyer, Trixie took her training regimen WAY up...

 

[investor2020]

When you realize that your love-making skills are not as great as you thought . . .

 

[curious_me]

 

[investor2020]

When relationship problems are more obvious . . .

https://64.media.tumblr.com/4b75f79d2b13b52b3171c5eff0011119/2f5aa6630e1d7289-47/s500x750/da41915706030c707948a9d166583c5bc7a08fd7.jpg

 

[13Fantasies]

I miss you, JJ.