Jade's World on Lit

[investor2020]

What draws me to this thread . . .

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[investor2020]

 

[JerseyJade]

Lmao!

 

[investor2020]

One day a father, on his way home from work suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He stops at a toy store and goes in and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?'

The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

The slightly miffed salesgirl rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Truck, Ken's House, Ken's Fishing Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Dog, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made from Ken's testicles.'

 

[13Fantasies]

Happy Thanksgiving, JJ.

 

[curious_me]

 

[investor2020]

 

[HeavyBalls]

Jade, I saw a car with Jersey plates following me today...

Keeping tabs on me on my B-Day making sure I'm behaving?

 

[jason28053]

JJ are you here?

 

[investor2020]

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Just curious, JJ . . . which category are you in this year ??

 

[Nudeblackgirl]

 

[Nudeblackgirl]

Omfg you fuckheads are killing me

 

[JerseyJade]

JJ are you here?

I am at the moment.

 

[JerseyJade]

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Just curious, JJ . . . which category are you in this year ??

No comment.

 

[curious_me]

She has returned. You're not boo'ed up, right?

 

[curious_me]

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Just curious, JJ . . . which category are you in this year ??

All 3 as usual, right? Lol

 

[JerseyJade]

She has returned. You're not boo'ed up, right?

Right. I'm single and liking it.

 

[curious_me]

Right. I'm single and liking it.

Us too. Lol.

 

[JerseyJade]

Us too. Lol.

So do the guys I'm seeing.

 

[ShaneoD]

So do the guys I'm seeing.

I'll admit I'm a pervert and instantly imagined you giving a blowjob

 

[JerseyJade]

I'll admit I'm a pervert and instantly imagined you giving a blowjob

It's still my favorite thing to do.

 

[ShaneoD]

It's still my favorite thing to do.

Between that Halloween costume and my imagination, well, it's nice to imagine

 

[curious_me]

It's still my favorite thing to do.

Taxes, death, JJ and blowjobs. Some things never change.

 

[JerseyJade]

Between that Halloween costume and my imagination, well, it's nice to imagine

I was a nun, so I had be on my knees. I wasn't praying, though.

 

[ShaneoD]

I was a nun, so I had be on my knees. I wasn't praying, though.

You were a damn sexy nun