tnman03
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Much better now that Your back and about.I'm doing okay. Life could be better but I'm not complaining.How have ya been?
Jade's World on Lit
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One_ping_only
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Or it can be worseI'm doing okay. Life could be better but I'm not complaining.
?!?! These worse days seems to make the better days that much sweeter especially since worse days don't last forever but then again neither does better days. Okay now I'm confused. Sorry
JerseyJade
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Only you would notice something like that.I noticed that it's page 666 of your thread, so I had to post...
HeavyBalls
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Careful you'll summon Satan himself...
But he's probably like it here
But he's probably like it here
SunBuns
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No big plans = JJ hanging out on Lit all weekendThanks, 13.
investor2020
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How young males get it wrong from the start . . .
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How decisions are made as the marriage matures . . .
A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says,
"Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay; you'll walk again and everything; however, your penis was severed in the accident, and we couldn't find it."
The man groans, but the doctor goes on,
"You have $9000 in insurance compensation coming, and we now have the technology to build a new penis. They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1000 an inch."
The man perks up. So, the doctor says,
"You must decide how many inches you want. But understand that you have been married for over thirty years, and this is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five-incher before and get a nine-incher, now, she might be a bit put out. If you had a nine-incher before and you decide to only invest in a five-incher now, she might be disappointed. It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision."
The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.
The doctor comes back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?"
"Yes, I have," says the man.
"And has she helped you make a decision?"
"Yes," says the man.
"What is your decision?" asks the doctor.
"We're getting granite countertops."
A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says,
"Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay; you'll walk again and everything; however, your penis was severed in the accident, and we couldn't find it."
The man groans, but the doctor goes on,
"You have $9000 in insurance compensation coming, and we now have the technology to build a new penis. They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1000 an inch."
The man perks up. So, the doctor says,
"You must decide how many inches you want. But understand that you have been married for over thirty years, and this is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five-incher before and get a nine-incher, now, she might be a bit put out. If you had a nine-incher before and you decide to only invest in a five-incher now, she might be disappointed. It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision."
The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.
The doctor comes back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?"
"Yes, I have," says the man.
"And has she helped you make a decision?"
"Yes," says the man.
"What is your decision?" asks the doctor.
"We're getting granite countertops."
investor2020
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“A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes
nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.” - Joan Rivers
(P.S. - for humor only . . . no intentional personal representations.
)
hotoldrguy
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Happy Birthday!!! Looks like you have not been posting for a while. I hope all is well
EarlyDawn1973
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Happy Birthday!
Shenanigans90
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Happy birthday JJ, I hope you have a great day.
One_ping_only
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Happy Birthday sweetie 
!!
Hope the men of your life treats you like the Queen B that you are enjoy the day!!
!!Hope the men of your life treats you like the Queen B that you are
enjoy the day!!
investor2020
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When you realize the relationship has gone sour . . .
investor2020
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The differences between the sexes are significant . . . here is an unforturnate reminder:
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Hope all who visit here had a great 4th of July . . . especially our hostess, JJ, who always creates her own fireworks ! 
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_sg43dj4joM1zzddiw.mp4
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_sg43dj4joM1zzddiw.mp4
investor2020
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With the kids spending the night with her mother, JJ can relax at home with a TV movie date . . .
13Fantasies
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I miss @JerseyJade
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True relationships are difficult . . .
investor2020
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Another indication that the relationship is in trouble . . .
JerseyJade
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Hey, everyone. I'm sorry I haven't been on here in awhile, but it's summer and life has been keeping me busy. I just found out about Nebs which is why I popped in today. Needless to say, I am really sad right now, so I'm not in the mood to go back and read the posts you guys have been posting. I'm sure they're funny, but I don't think I can laugh right now. I just want to say thanks to those who have been keeping my thread alive while I'm away. I hope everyone is having a nice summer.
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