Jade's World on Lit

[JerseyJade]

Now I'm thinking I've never had a blow job from a girl with braces, and it explains why you like to focus on the head so much

(I did have braces, never did the other thing you're famous for )

I'm sure getting a blowjob from a girl wearing braces is no different than getting one from a girl who isn't wearing braces. But what do I know.

 

[investor2020]

JJ, I know Mr. Hemingway was before your time, but this makes
me wonder if he didn't have someone like you in mind . . .

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'm sure getting a blowjob from a girl wearing braces is no different than getting one from a girl who isn't wearing braces. But what do I know.

I feel like I’m gonna need to do some research to test this hypothesis. For science, ya know?

 

[JerseyJade]

I feel like I’m gonna need to do some research to test this hypothesis. For science, ya know?

Yeah, good luck with that.

 

[JerseyJade]

JJ, I know Mr. Hemingway was before your time, but this makes
me wonder if he didn't have someone like you in mind . . .

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I feel like I’m gonna need to do some research to test this hypothesis. For science, ya know?

I'm all for a good science experiment, Pmoney. But isn't it going to be super difficult to find girls with braces of a legal, consenting age? Without an unmarked panel van and a 'free candy' sign anyway?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'm all for a good science experiment, Pmoney. But isn't it going to be super difficult to find girls with braces of a legal, consenting age? Without an unmarked panel van and a 'free candy' sign anyway?

According to pornhub, there are loads (heehee) of videos with adult girls with braces who suck dick. I'm not sure why that's such a thing, as I'm not particularly moved by someone having braces, but I am particularly moved by getting my dick sucked. Sooooooo...

 

[curious_me]

According to pornhub, there are loads (heehee) of videos with adult girls with braces who suck dick. I'm not sure why that's such a thing, as I'm not particularly moved by someone having braces, but I am particularly moved by getting my dick sucked. Sooooooo...

Did you actually search for girls with braces?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Did you actually search for girls with braces?

I did. It's not my cup of tea.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I did. It's not my cup of tea.

Wait…did you actually stumble upon a self pleasure boundary?!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Wait…did you actually stumble upon a self pleasure boundary?!

I think this moment surprised us all.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Call Ripley's...

 

[curious_me]

I think this moment surprised us all.

Are you going to be okay?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Are you going to be okay?

I’ll try again.

Sorry for the thread hijack, Jade. It was blowjob related, if that earns me points.

 

[tnman03]

So...where be at Miss JJ??? Did she run off and get married or join a traveling circus or something???

 

[Lord Pmann]

So...where be at Miss JJ??? Did she run off and get married or join a traveling circus or something???

I saw her at the dentist earlier today.

 

[tnman03]

I saw her at the dentist earlier today.

Did she poke you in the eye???

 

[JerseyJade]

I’ll try again.

Sorry for the thread hijack, Jade. It was blowjob related, if that earns me points.

No worries. You guys are cracking me up.

 

[JerseyJade]

So...where be at Miss JJ??? Did she run off and get married or join a traveling circus or something???

Eww! No way!

 

[JerseyJade]

I saw her at the dentist earlier today.

And still, no cavities.

 

[13Fantasies]

And still, no cavities.

But she has recently bought stock in Listerine.

She's not only a customer, she's President of the Board

 

[JerseyJade]

But she has recently bought stock in Listerine.

She's not only a customer, she's President of the Board

Nope, I don't use that shit. Tic Tacs for me, thank you.

 

[13Fantasies]

Nope, I don't use that shit. Tic Tacs for me, thank you.

Portfolio diversification, sweetie.

 

[JerseyJade]

Uh, huh!

 

[Lord Pmann]

And still, no cavities.