Jade's World on Lit

[JerseyJade]

Night, morning comes early

Goodnight Boobear.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Is there any truth to the pineapple thing?

There is not.

 

[ShaneoD]

There is not.

It's almost like the universe (or two attractive ladies on lit) don't want this thing to ever go down

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

It's almost like the universe (or two attractive ladies on lit) don't want this thing to ever go down

If it lasts more than 4 hours, consult a doctor!

 

[ShaneoD]

If it lasts more than 4 hours, consult a doctor!

I was going to say it's been years since I had that issue, but then again I had a wet dream for the first time in years four days ago, so who knows

 

[JerseyJade]

If it lasts more than 4 hours, consult a doctor!

That would be an all day sucker.

 

[ShaneoD]

That would be an all day sucker.

I really need this shift to hurry up and finish now, one needs to........ well we all know

 

[JerseyJade]

Well I'm off to bed to dream about all day suckers. Have a nice night everyone.

 

[ShaneoD]

Well I'm off to bed to dream about all day suckers. Have a nice night everyone.

Goodnight, sweet dreams

 

[JerseyJade]

Perfect! That's how I like to do that... nice and slow.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Perfect! That's how I like to do that... nice and slow.

She's only going halfway! Amateurs...

 

[JerseyJade]

She's only going halfway! Amateurs...

She don't need to go any deeper than that. Her lips are touching the spot that counts.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Her lips are touching the spot that counts.

But her tonsils aren't?

 

[JerseyJade]

But her tonsils aren't?

Something tells me you watch a little too much porn.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Something tells me you watch a little too much porn.

I feel attacked. And seen at the same time

I was just kidding though, everyone knows if you work the head and especially that lil ridge on the underside that you'll get a mouthful

 

[JerseyJade]

I feel attacked. And seen at the same time

I was just kidding though, everyone knows if you work the head and especially that lil ridge on the underside that you'll get a mouthful

I was just messin' with ya... well kinda.

 

[ShaneoD]

I'll have to politely agree with Jade, het tonsils might even be making contact, the lady doesn't have to be in tears for the guy to be enjoying himself

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I was just messin' with ya... well kinda.

It's all playful and fun
Hey, if you hit 50k posts are you going to celebrate?

 

[investor2020]

"Once you're halfway home, you know that you can probably get the rest of the way there."
- Janis Ian

Is she talking about music, or . . . ??

 

[JerseyJade]

It's all playful and fun
Hey, if you hit 50k posts are you going to celebrate?

How many posts do I have now? I don't keep track.

 

[JerseyJade]

"Once you're halfway home, you know that you can probably get the rest of the way there."
- Janis Ian

Is she talking about music, or . . . ??

I don't even know what you're talking about let alone Janis Ian, who I have no clue who she is.

 

[ShaneoD]

You're closing in on 38,000, I've also worked out your yearly average is close to my total ever , to be fair i was one of those silent perverts for about two years

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

How many posts do I have now? I don't keep track.

37,916. Soooo you're almost kinda there?

 

[JerseyJade]

You're closing in on 38,000, I've also worked out your yearly average is close to my total ever , to be fair i was one of those silent perverts for about two years

37,916. Soooo you're almost kinda there?

Wow!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Wow!

Congrats... I think?

Unrelated... what do you think about Wayne, NJ?